Hey guys! I just watched "Fanboys" the most HILARIOUS movie for a Star Wars fan like me! Destroy the Trekkies (not my cat of course...). So, I felt in the mood for H-U-M-O-R. Here it is. I believe this will be the big old happy ending.
Also, REVIEW IT OR SCREW IT!
~obsessive-elphaba

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"Sam!" Freddie shouted, pulling the girl away from the rising flames. She swore she saw his shirt catch fire.

Thinking fast, the girl scanned the room, finally finding the fire extinguisher. "Freddie, look out!" She called, shakily shooting the red bottle. The fire was quickly put out, when, "Oh my god!" Sam shouted.

"What?"

"You're on fire!" What was that thing they said to do... stop drop and tow... pop rocks and... pop lock and drop it? No... She proceded to squirt him with the extinquisher instead. The thing had a lot of force to it when you actually NEEDED to use it, so Sam fell down, Freddie beside her.

"It's over... thank god..." He muttered. "Are you okay?" He smiled a bit.

"Me? What about you?" She snapped, but neither were in the mood for fighting.

"Mentally, are you okay? You just saved my life. That's not very normal." Freddie shook his head.

"Are you suggesting I should kill you?" She raised an eyebrow, smirk on her face.

"Just... all this time I thought you hated me."

"I don't hate you..." Sam looked up, a bit thoughtful on how to phrase the next part. "I just don't particularly enjoy your presence..." She sighed.

"So..." Freddie mused, an arrogant smile rising to his face. "Can I still have that date?"

Sam laughed for a moment. "Sure." She sighed.

"Promise?"

"Promise." She nodded.

"Is something wrong?" Melanie's voice could be heard.

"Are you guys alright." Carly entered with the blond, hands intertwined.

"Happy as a clown." Freddie smiled. "Yourself?"

"We heard the smoke alarm." Melanie looked around.

"We took care of it." Sam nodded to the fire extinguisher beside her.

"I thought you would be dead." Carly sighed.

"Thank you?" Freddie asked. "I think we resolved the issue. Can you let us out now. I wanna go somewhere else for my DATE!" He cheered, standing up and jumping around.

"Brace yourself, Fredwad, it won't be easy." Sam laughed, and Freddie moon-walked out of the room.

"You accepted the date?" Carly asked.

"Well... I figured, why not?" Sam shrugged.

Melanie signalled her sister in front of her. "Um, yeah... you like him."

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THE END! Should I do an Epiloque? Would that be kewl? Haha REVIEW IT OR SCREW IT!
~obsessive-elphaba