Hi all!
Yup yup, It's me, DeniedLuv!
If you didn't read in the FIRST chapter, its a collab story with the awesome...
DeniedLuv and Lynnie26!
And some of you people messaged me on MY account(yea this one is Lynnie's IF u hadn't noticed..) that you couldn't review our story because she forbids anonymous reviews. I got like 5 messages saying that...lol. I'm going to ask her if she can change it, although she might not guys...I'm sorry.
Last thing, you guys should definetly read MY stories! They are pretty good I guess, but Lynnie's is def. better.
Disclaimer: Read the first chapter XD
ON WITH THEY STORY!
Chapter 2: Fangirls and possibly Fanboys!
Sonic's Pov
This is whole idea of a damn web-dating service is crazy. I mean, I HONESTLY call my own...well not at the moment. Besides, no girl can possibly fall for this, can they?
"Sure they can, Sonic! Who DOESN'T want a guy like you, huh?" Knuckles nugged my arm, listening to what I was saying...or thinking?
"Dude, were you just reading my mind?"
"No, why would you ever ASK that?"
"...Wasn't I just talking in my mind?"
"Well, you surely weren't...because if you didn't I wouldn't have heard you actually SAYING the words..", Knuckles laughed.
"Knuckles, it really makes me wonder-"
"-Oh my god I LOVE that song SO much! You got it under Limewire?"
"Knuckles...I wasn't referring to the song-"
"-Yeah, yeah, sure sure...so anyways, download it dammit!"
"Why did you have to make me download this shit for u anyway? It's on MY lil' bro's computer!"
"Cause it ROCKS!"
"IT GIVES YOU VIRUSES, MAN!"
"NOT IF YOU HAVE VIRUS PROTECTION!"
"WELL I DON'T SO IM GOING TO DELETE THIS DAMN THING!"
"Touch that delete button...and I'll kill you..."
"It's not even YOURS! So I can do as I please!"
"It's not YOURS EITHER!"
"Yeah, well I KNOW Tails. He'd be SO happy when I delete this.." I smirked.
"Don't do it..."
"OH, I'm going to.."
"Hedgehog..."
"Don't be acting like Shadow now!" I laughed.
"SONIC! STOP IT!"
Before he could even say anything else, I clicked the delete button..and THAT surely made him insane. Basically more insane then he ever was.
"ARE YOU CRAZY!!?!?!? YOU ARE...DEAD!"
He pounced on me..but how? I'm the fastest thing alive! How could he possibly get me?
We kept throwing punches at eachother, kicks were also added. That let a certain kitsune go mad.
"If you...crazy...ANIMALS...do not stop it...I will...kill..you..." He murmured..sorta.
"He deleted the Limewire!" knuckles.
Oh man was Tails pissed when he heard that...
"Thats...what..this is all about?"
"Yeah! It's crazy right? See Sonic you are in..TROUBLE NOW!"
"KNUCKLES! I should SALUTE Sonic! I wanted that thing to be gone since...YOU DOWNLOADED IT!"
"WHAT?"
"That gives you viruses!"
Knuckles turned his head slowly and he glared at me. "Hey, don't get mad at me! I told you so."
"Bah..whatever, don't worry about it. So, any news on the whole 'dating' thing?"
"I thought you weren't into it," Knuckles said.
"I'm not, I'm just trying to bring something up. So?"
"Oh, well we haven't even checked on it actually."
"Well, come on let's go check it now," Tails suggested, with a soft tone.
We, sadly, went to my web-dating site. Knuckles and Tails did a pretty good job on making it thougI! I went down to my mailbox and...
"HOLY CRAP!" Knuckles yelled.
"I have...never seen so much messages in my life..." Tails murmured.
I was twitching at the sight of the number.
"...1...1...1,834,457 messages..."
'Y-yeah..." Tails rubbed the back of his head.
"Well if you think about it, Sonic...it's only been 15 minutes and you got so much letters!"
"That's true, Sonic! Just imagine within an hour, You will probably have all the fangirls in the country!"
"Or fanboys.." Knuckles chuckled.(A/N: THAT RHYMED!)
"Um..sure...but you are so famous, Sonic! I mean...WOW!"
Although I was still twitching at the large number, I was thinking alot. Alot of these fangirls...erm..and fanboys..adore me? Didn't think I was THAT great..
"Sonic, look! There are two groups. Letter from Anonymous people, and letters from people who...actually gave their real name," tails said.
"Well, Anonymous seems more exciting..."
"Well come ON, Sonic! We don;t have all day!
"We kinda do, it's only 10am.." Tails checked his watch.
This is kind of getting interesting.
"Ok here is one! It says:
Sonic: OMG! You actually have a dating servive? HOW AMAZING! Well, I've always loved you...and you are so amazing! Plus you are really cute...I know you probably have thousands of girls typing to you, but I pray to God you would read this one! I'm kinda not great with boys...so it would be so amazing if I could meet you! Although I talked to you before, we sorta don'y seem like friends you know? I just wish you could actually have a conversation with me...
Love, Flower in The Wind
"That's like...Amy status.." Knuckles said, kinda creeped out.
"Yeah, you should throw that away, Sonic."
"But...she sounds really sweet guys..."
'Sonic, are you crazy? She sounded like Amy a bit! Who knows, what if it IS Amy?"
"Knuckles, Amy would have said her real name...and I really don't care right now...this girl seems nice."
"Whatever, Sonic..how many are you going to pick anyway?"
"Will three do?"
"THREE OUT OF..THAT MANY GIRLS OR BOYS?" Tails yelled.
"Makes it alittle more exciting, right?
"Sure..I guess..."
"Just open another one.."
"Will do!"
Sonic:Oh my gosh, are you really reading this? IMAGINE YOU ARE? Oh my gosh that's be GREAT! Anyways, you are always on tv...and you are so hot. Oops, um..too much info? But seriously, Sonic...it'd be really amazing to meet you! I never have chances to meet someone famous, so it'd be SO AMAZING AND AWESOME if I meet you (even though you are the most famous celebrity IN the world!)...Well alot of my friends say you need someone who can make you laugh..AND I SURE CAN..cause I'm FUNNY! HAHA! Hope you pick me! kisses.
Love, RandomGal xoxo
"Wow, she seems a bit..um..-"
"-Cooky?" Knuckles cut Tails off.
"NOT REALLY the word I was looking for, but it matches to what I was thinking".
"Hmm, well I DO need a comedian gal in my life.."
"Ok, Sonic...now you are being retarted."
"Knuckles is right. I mean..first you pick a girl JUST LIKE Amy, and now you are going to pick a crazy random girl who is probably your 'number one craziest fan'?"
"Yea, so?"
"Whatever, bro. You are going to regret it," Tails sighed.
"Ok, now for the last one..."
Sonic:Sweet, a dating-service..thing-a-ma-bob-er. I assume you were forced to do this? That's cute. Well, I just wanted to try this for fun, you know? My sister pushed me in on it. Well I'm...a bit random, but..I'm smart at times! I kinda have a bad attitude...but guys also say I have a ice body! You want a sexy gal, don't you? Haha, I'm just kidding...Well I don;t REALLY know what to say, but all I can really say is...I'm really worth meeting. Who knows..maybe you met me before. Teehee.
Love, FluffyTails
"Ok, maybe THAT'S Amy..", Knuckles wondered.
"Yeah, well she doesn't have a fluffy tail, nor a sister."
"Maybe she does, tails. Maybe she just doesn't want us to know!"
"I like her."
"Sonic...you know what? I'm not even going to say anything.." Knuckles shrugged.
"What? She seems pretty awesome! And she says I probably HAVE met her before. Plus, if guys say she has a nice body, I'm all for it!"
"You aren't going to have sex with her on the first date right?"
That..SORTA..just gave me an idea!
"Wouldn't it be fun if I take them all on a date TOGETHER?"
"ALL OF THOSE MILLIONS OF GIRLS?"
"No, Knuckles..the three I picked..."
"But, it'll be INSANITY, Sonic!" Tails complained.
"..Exactly."
Who WOULDN'T want three cute little going crazy over me? Maybe they'll even have a catfight! Oh the joy of being famous!
You know...these better not ACTUALLY be boys..
This was ODD! LOL! Well review guys! Also check out my other stories too!
Lynnie26 will write the next one!
DeniedLuv