i UPDATED. Happy now, Kee Kee? Haha. I'M OFF SCHOOL ON FRIDAY AND MONDAY!! WOOOOOOOOO!! Take that, you bitches. lmao. XD
Yep..Starting anytime now.. DISCLAIMERRR haha - I don't own anyone except for Missy, and kee kee owns Leta and Beta. :D okay, my luvss?
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Tails's POV
Can this get any WORSER? I don't even know if 'worser' is a word. We're trying to figure out who these anonymous people are. I HAD to bring up the frickin anonymous people. I HAD to. I sighed. Nothing can get worse than this.
"I know!!"
I widened my eyes as soon as Sonic shouted that. "Really? What?"
"Go to their profile and find out more stuff about them. Then maybe we can figure out who it is."
"Really? THEN GO TO IT!"
"OKAY! Gosh. You have issues." I sweat dropped once again. No, Sonic, YOU have issues.
Normal POV
They first went to the 'Flower in the Wind's' profile since she was the first one they chose also. Let's see: Name: Didn't tell. Age: 12. Personality: Likes to go shopping, loves Sonic, loves music, loves to sing, blah blah blah, and many more. Also loves holidays like Valentine's Day, Christmas, and Easter.
"Sonic, that really, REALLY sounds like Amy," Tails told him. Sonic sweat dropped.
"I think it is Amy..great."
"...Oh well. I've always wanted you two to actually, um, I don't know, GET TOGETHER!!!???"
"...Shut up, Tails." Sonic could've sworn Tails growled at him. "By the way, I thought you and Knuckles told me that if it is Amy, then I should ignore it."
"...Shh. Don't tell Knuckles. I never really liked him anyway."
"So...you do like me liking this girl?" Sonic asked, getting a little chuckle out of him after what he said.
"...What?"
"Oh boy, I meant, do you like me going out with this girl?"
"Ohh. I thought you had some sort of gay moment there."
"No, I could never be gay."
"But what if there are fanboys?"
"I'll just ignore them. Don't FANBOYS means something in English?"
"OH YEAH!! F means... For. A means-"
"Yeah yeah, I get it now. Thanks." Tails sweat dropped at him. He knew Sonic never paid attention to school - related stuff. "Can I just call Amy and see if this is actually her?"
"If you want..I don't care really. I'd rather just wait until she c-" The phone rang, interrupting him. "...okay, that's kinda creepy...but...yeah. I'm going to answer that now..You just..find information about the other anonymous people you found."
"Okay." Tails went to the phone and answered it. "Hello?? Amy? Yeah, hi. We-I was just thinking about you...Okay, yeah that sounds wrong. But, uh anyways. Umm...what? Did Sonic do what? Oh, sign up on the thingamabob...Dating thing? Yeah, you know what, he did. And we have a question...Are you actually Flower in the Wind? Really? Okay...Should I tell him? Yeah? Okay. Thanks. Bye," He hung up.
"SONIC!" He yelled, but he was not Tails. It was that annoying, red, echidna.
"WAH!" Sonic fell out of his chair. "Ow...What Knuckles?"
"IS THE LIMEWIRE SET UP?"
"NO! I DELETED IT, REMEMBER?"
"...No."
"Oh god. I really, really hate your short - term memory loss!"
"Well, just shut up and make another limwire!! I NEED to download this song!!"
"WHAT?! NO!"
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAASEE!! I NEED TOO!"
"Well, first of all, what song?"
"Snow Hey Oh."
"...DAMN IT, I LOVE THAT SONG."
"I KNOW RIGHT? IT'S SOOOOOO EMOTIONAL!!"
"AHHHHHH!!"
"I LOVE THAT SONG TOO!"
"Wha? What song is named Ahh?"
"NOO. NOT AHH!! IT'S NAMED SCREAM."
"God, no."
"GOD, YES!"
"GOD DANGIT KNUCKLES, STOP YELLING!! GO USE YOUR COMPUTER!"
"I DON'T HAVE ONE!"
"THEN GO MAKE ONE!" Tails kicked Knuckles out of his house and locked the door. Literally. "OKAY! Now that the problem's out of the way, I have to tell you something."
"Yes?" Sonic asked, rubbing his temples, his head hurting from the yelling.
"You know how we thought 'Flower in the Wind' is Amy?"
"Yeah..."
"Well...itisAmypleasedon'tkillme," Tails quickly said, but Sonic understood a word he said.
"It is Amy?" Tails nodded. "Oh..well...that's...okay...I guess." Tails smiled. "No." Tails smiled more. "NO!"
"Awww, you like her."
"NO I DON'T!!! I LIKE HER AS A FRIEND, THAT'S ALL!!"
"You like Amy!"
"NO I DON'T!"
"Sonic likes Amy!! Sonic likes Amy!! Sonic and Amy kissin' a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes SONIKKU in a baby carriage!!" Tails sang, then laughed his butt off after that. Sonic was blushing furiously, but inside, he was somehow enjoying this. But he stayed cool in his natural 'Sonic' way.
"Tails, shut up," Sonic told him.
"Sonic, I know you. You're enjoying this! You just won't show it."
"..." He stayed quiet.
"See?"
"...Can we just go somewhere and have fun?"
"..." Sonic started laughing. Tails tried not to laugh either, but he couldn't hold it in. Sonic always has a way to make himself and friends start laughing. "You're right though. We haven't had some fun since...2 months ago."
"Yeah, seriously."
"But where should we go?"
"Umm...Disneyland..?"
"Nahh, too plain.."
"Six Flags..??
"Nah, closed down, sadly."
"Aww. Umm...Cedar Point..?"
"...Nah. We need to go somewhere special."
"Like what? Neverland?"
"YES!!"
"..What's so special about Nev- Oh wait, never mind. I know why now."
"Mhm... MWAHAHAHAHA!! WAIT!! That's a PERFECT place to get ALL of the girls together in that place!!"
"You mean the ones I chose?"
"Yep!! Come on, it'll be fun!!"
"Yeah, I guess it would...with Leta and Missy there."
"Huh?"
"Leta and Missy are the two other girls that I chose."
"Okay, I know Missy, Leta sounds familiar."
"Do you remember her sister, Beta?"
"Oh yeah.. NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!! PLEASE DON'T BRING HER HERE!!"
"Why??"
"BECAUSE!! SHE IS CRAZY!"
"Noo, Leta's the one who's crazier. Remember?"
"Oh, yeah. Well I guess we can bring her.."
"Cheer up Tails, I don't think Beta's going to be a big problem. Maybe for Leta, but..I don't know. You know how those two are..."
"Yeah. I guess.."
"Come on, let's start calling everyone. BUT! DO NOT BRING KNUCKLES! I've had ENOUGH with that...fricken, red, over obsessive LimeWire echidna."
"Over obsessive LimeWire?"
"YES! Over obsessive LimeWire. NOW GO! GOOO!"
"Okay, OKAY!! Gosh DANGIT!" Tails rushed over to the phone and started dialing numbers...
---in Somewhere, Neverland...(I have no idea where Neverland is. No it's not the one in Peter Pan. lol)
The whole Sonic crew was in a hotel with all of the friends. ...Unfortunately, ALL of them."
"WOOOOOOO!!! NEVERLAND!" Leta shouted out excited.
"Yeah. Woo hoo, it's Neverland. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MACHINES!" Beta randomly shouted.
"NO LET'S TALK ABOUT SNOW!" Everyone completely sweat dropped at Leta's random comment.
"I have to choose...between Leta? And Missy? And Amy?" Sonic asked.
"CHYEAH' mon," Tails said in some kind of Jamaican accent.
"Yeah, no let's talk about the grounds of Neverland. Do you know who walked on them?" Missy asked someone.
"Yeah, boom boom, it's MJ okay? NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT PEPSI!"
"OKAY, YEAH!! Umm pepsi, is really fattening for you, and it can be really attractive as if your smokin'," Beta said. Leta made a weird face at her and said,
"Wow, you...were...AWESOME saying that!!"
"...Naw. LET'S TALK ABOUT TAILS!!"
"Ew, no. LET'S TALK ABOUT SONIC!!"
"EWW NOO!! TAILS!"
"SONIC!"
"TAILS!"
"SONIC!"
"TAILS!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Missy screamed, making the room totally quiet. "Now...Let's settle some things here. We are in NEVERLAND! We're supposed to have FUN! Not FIGHT over some BOYS! Now usually, I would agree with Leta, but as I would say, HE'S MINE!"
"NO, HE'S MINE!!" Leta screamed at Missy.
"MINE!!"
"NO YOU'RE BOTH WRONG, HE'S MINE!!" Amy told both of them.
"NO!! YOU STAY OUT THIS PINKY!!" Missy shouted back at her.
"NO!! I WANT SONIC!"
"NO I NEED HIM!!" Leta screamed.
"YOU STOP IT, LETA!!" Amy backfired at her. Leta backed off. She was scared...of Amy that is.
"STOP IT!! LET'S STOP THE FIGHT AND SING 'SOUL MAN'!!" Tails randomly shouted, somehow, and luckily stopping the fight. Sonic looked at Tails as if Tails dropped a wrench on his foot and shouted LOOPA!
"Yeah. Let's all go high and sing Soul Man."
"...Shut up, Sonic."
"I say that tomorrow, we all have fun." Missy announced.
"IT'S MORNING, YOU IDIOT!" Leta shouted at her.
"...Well..shut up."
"How about we all push Sonic in the water, huh?" Beta shouted.
"That!!...Isn't half bad..." Missy had a cat - like grin on her face.
"NO! You are not pushing me in that dreaded wet stuff!"
"...Everyone who wants to push Sonic in the water say Mountain Dew," Leta said. Everyone said Mountain Dew and started to pull Sonic out of the hotel, and pushing him to a pool nearby.
"NO!!" But he couldn't pull away because it was too late. He was pushed in the water. Somehow he got out. But Leta said,
"AGAIN, EVERYBODY!!"
"No...NO!!" Again, he was pushed. A few hours later, right after Sonic took a shower, everyone started pushing him. "I'm a nice person!! I just took a SHOWER! AND I WASHED MY HAIR, NO!!" Everyone was giggling. Before he could be pushed in the water, he screamed and got wet again.
"That was fun...LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!!"
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Finally, are you happy now, LISSY? Lol. Gosh, this was hilarious writing this...but it wasn't descriptive enough. :( Ah well, lmao.
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