So uh...yeah..updations...have been slacking...so so sorry...been lazy yeah...
ANYWHO kistunepowaa((aka DeniedLuv) here! Yeah chapter 4 now...yup.
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Oh P.S. There are some 'Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus' jokes in here. DON'T make it a big deal out of it. I have no hatred against her. I just put it down for fun and hello...and this is an 'insanity' fic people!
Chapter 4: Hannah Montana Fofana Bobana?
SO back at home, leaving poor Knuckles behind, he decided to RE-INSTALL the Limewire. Oh what havoc!
"Hmph, leaving ME behind will they? They will regret EVER doing that once I setup Limewire again...muahahha."
The problem was that Knuckles was too dumb to even know where to FIND the Limewire site. He even 'google'd it and he still couldn't find it. Why not? Who the hell knows.
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU WORK THESE TECHNOLOGY CONTRAPTIONS!" Knuckles yelled with rage.
-Back at...Neverland?
"That has got to be...the WORST nearly-dying-from-the-water experience I have ever encountered...in the HISTORY OF NEARLY-DYING-FROM-THE-WATER EXPERIENCES I ENCOUNTERED!" Sonic complained.
"Awww you poor widdle BABY!" Amy cooed and squeezed Sonic's cheeks. Missy's, Beta's, and Tails's jaw dropped, for how low Amy went. Leta, on the other hand, bursted out laughing.
"Yeah girl, cause that is TOTALLY going to win his heart...," Leta laughed.
"Don't be STARTING with me now!" Amy growled.
"Oh NO! The girl with the little weak ass 'Piko-Piko Hammer' is out to get me! OH THE HORROR OF IT ALL!" the bright pink two-tailed fox laughed.
Amy was furious by now, if she wasn't before. She then heard Sonic trying to hold his laugh so hard from behind. Missy laughed and went beside Amy.
"She's right you know..." Missy smiled. By now, everyone bursted into tears..of..laughter if that makes any sense.
"Give it up, you are just OVERLY OBSESSED with Sonic!" Leta smirked.
"Oh, oh, you wanna piece of me girlfriend?" Amy snapped.
"I thought you'd NEVER ask!" Leta growled preparing to attack.
"Girls, Girls! Stop the insanity!" Tails cried out waving his hands in the air.
"NO, DUDE! Let them fight!" Sonic yelled.
"Why..."
"It ain't every day that I get two chicks fighting over me...oh wait..yes I do..I think...," Sonic wondered, while taking out a can of Mountain Dew out of no where.
"Yes you do, Sonic..." Tails shook his head. Why was he friends with him again? (A/N: BECAUSE HE IS SO AMAZINGLY CUTE AND AWESOME!)
"Hmph...boys," Beta scoffed while watching her sister fight, as usual.
"Are we the only sane girls on the planet?" Missy wondered.
"Unless we are on 'Planet Retard', I say we are." the light blue two-tailed fox laughed.
RING-RING!
"What the deuce?" Tails wondered. (A/N: Sorry I had to add a family guy reference...)
It was Tails phone. He reached into his pocket...but since when did Tails have pockets?
"Uh...hello?" Tails shyly answered.
"YOU PEEPS LEFT ME! BECAUSE OF YOU, LIMEWIRE IS BACK ON BUSINESS! MUAHAHAH"
Tails felt so defeated! Limewire installed on his computer AGAIN? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tails fell on his knees and cried out. The moment was basically ruined when Knuckles sang the most unexpected song in the world.
"YOU GET THE BEEEEEEEEEST OF BOTH WOOOORLDS! CHILLIN OUT TAKE IT SLOW! THEN YOU ROCK OUT THE SHOW-"
"You gotta be fuckin' kidding me Knuckles..."
"You know you love Miley," Knuckles said in his bad Texas voice.
"It's Hannah.."
"SAMN DERN THING!" Knuckles screamed.
Knuckles continued to rock out to the Hannah Montana's theme song. Tails slapped his own face so hard, he ended up getting a bloody nose. How? I don't even know.
"Can someone give me a hankey-," and Tails saw the most disturbing thing in his life.
"MIX IT ALL TOGETHER AND YOU KNOW THAT IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!"
Sonic was rocking out, and shaking his booty to the same song. He honestly pulled the cutest happy face ever, but that didn't mean anything to Tails.
"Sonic, are you insane? HANNAH MONTANA?"
"Hey, who said-" and Sonic stopped his dancing almost in a heartbeat.
"Sonic, you ok?"
"Who...said...who...said..who...said...who-"
"SONIC! WHAT are you flippin' saying!" Tails yelled waving his hands in the air like a retard..again.
Sonic stole Tails phone and began to yell uncontrollably...seriously.
"DOWNLOAD IT, KNUCKLES! DOWNLOAD IT!"
"Ah-wha? Sonikku wants ME to download a SONG in a MAGICAL WORLD that gives you VIRUSES? My, my..." Knuckles put his hand over his mouth, the girly way.
"I'm the fastest thing alive, I could go back home and punch you in a MILISECOND IF YOU DONT FRIGGIN-"
"YOU GOT IT BOSS!" Knuckles interrupted.
Knuckles went to download the song...5 percent...40 percent...75 percent...99 percent...100 percent!
"HERE IT COMES!"
"Wha...?" Tails was still confused.
And the music once again began to play...
"WHO SAID, WHO SAID, I CAN'T BE SUPERMAN!-"
"I SAY, I SAY, THAT I KNOW I CAN!" Sonic and Knuckles both sang. Pretty in-sync by the way.
"Oh my god get out, Hannah Montana?" Missy freaked.
"HANNAH?" Beta yelled.
Amy and Leta were in the midst of battle, but then Leta shot her head up.
"Hannah Mon-fucking-Tana?"
"FINALLY, someone agrees with me how stupid she is!" Tails sighed in relief. But it was too soon to say.
"Are you kidding? I LOVE THAT LIL SKANK!" Leta screamed.
"But...you cursed in her name..and..you called her a-"
"Keep it togetha' man! I curse within EVERY damn sentence," Leta smiled.
"This isn't happening...," Tails sighed.
"Ah..but it IS..," Missy smiled while patting his back PRETTY damn hard.
Tails just sat and watched the whole gang dancing to apparently 'every 10-year old's favorite Texas girl' Hannah Montana. It wasn't a pretty sight even. Sonic was still shaking his butt. Missy was boogie...oogie...ooging? Beta just waved her hands in the air, cause go figure, she can't dance for her life. Amy and Leta on the other hand were doing some PRETTY intense dancing. Do I see grinding going on?
"HANNAH NUMBER ONE! HANNAH NUMBER ONE!" Knuckles yelled from the phone.
"Guys, aren't we suppose to be here for a REASON?"
They all stopped in their tracks. Missy was the first to crack.
"Oh my LORD we were suppose to impress Sonikku!" Amy cried.
"Don't worry Amy. That little dance you two girls did was-"
"Sexy? Of course it's sexy, Sonic. Don't you know who I am?" Leta questioned while doing a sexy pose.
"HEY! What about me?" Missy whined.
"Oh don't get ME started. I loved the way you...boogieoogieoogied. It was amazing!" Sonic laughed.
"Well...heh it's not THAT hard to-"
"Are you KIDDING me? Some baby moves caught your attention instead of BUTT flying around?" Leta yelled.
"Yeah, what's the deal? SHE'S JUST A KID!"
"I AM NOT! I am 13 and I'm perfectly mature for my age!" the little pink hedgehog whined.
Amy laughed at Missy. There was no way a 13 year old was going to beat Amy. No way! Even Leta was more of a challenge. (A/N: Nothing personal 'Saint of Me'. Haha just trying to make the fic..funny).
"...WHY am I even HERE..," Beta sighed.
"Dude, I'll GO over there and YOU can come here," Knuckles said, who was still on the phone.
"Ok, Knuckles we gotta go. Bye!"
"TAILS WAIT DONT LEAVE ME-" and Tails hung up on him.
"If I was Hannah Montana, I'd be the sexiest thing ALIVE! OH YEAH!" Sonic yelled posing the famous Hannah Montana pose.
"Is Sonic high? Cause I think he is high..." Missy wondered.
"But what could Sonic possibly get high from?" Amy wondered as well.
"Hannah Montana?" Beta asked.
"Nah, he was crazy before that. Besides that wouldn't be the real reason anyway." Amy answered.
"How 'bout Knuckles?"
"He isn't gay, Leta.." Beta shook her head.
"It's not MY fault that he acts like it. Besides what if he's bi?"
"Oh my god, shut up that's just gross," Amy complained. (A/N: I have nothing against bisexuals. Reason? Because I am one .)
Tails rolled his eyes to the girls argument. He then glanced over and saw a crushed Mountain Dew can.
"The hyperness was resulted in THIS!" Tails yelled holding out the can in a heroic pose...while heroic music plays.
"Hmm...well Mountain Dew DOES make you high..." Leta agreed.
"Hyper..." Beta smiled.
"Whatever.."
"So..what do we do now?" Missy asked.
"I say...you guys...all have sex with me..and I see who gives me the best night ever! WOOHOO!" Sonic cheers.
"Sounds good to me!" Leta agreed.
"Dude, you are a total slut..." Amy murmured.
"I AM NOT! MY MIND IS JUST A LIL OUT THERE THATS ALL!" Leta shot back.
"Yeah you are from planet 'wooooooooo'...," Amy laughed while moving her index fingers in a circular motion.
"You know what...yeah you are not even worth my time..."
"Yeah because I totally kicked you're ASS back there!"
"BITCH YOU KNOW WHAT-"
"Guys, stop it! We all already know who Sonic loves the most anyway..." Missy butted in.
"Yeah, its me!" Amy cheered.
"NO! It's ME!" Leta yelled.
"Actually you are both wrong. It's me!" Missy smiled.
"Are you kidding? Didn't we have this conversation before? You are way too young for him."
"Amy's right. I mean you are 13! Amy and I are 15 and Sonic is 17. Within a year he'd be like an extreme pedophile if he was with you!" Leta ranted.
"I beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg to DIFFER MILDAY!" Sonic laughed. He was still 'high'.
"Guys can we just call it a night..." Tails begged.
"Yeah, please?" Beta begged as well.
"IT'S ONLY NINE IN THE AFTERNOON!" Leta yelled, but then she stopped an realize what she said.
"There is no such time-"
"IT'S NINE IN THE AFTERNOOOOOOON!" Sonic screamed, singing to Panic! At the Disco's song.
The whole gang, besides Tails and Beta, began to rock out once again.
"This is sad...," Tails rolled his eyes.
"Well if you think about it, all three of them could be perfect for him. They are all so damn stupid, especially my sister."
"You know, to think you are four years younger than her, and you are WAY more smarter than her."
"Yeah, I know. I'm more responsible than her too but she never lets me out anywhere..."
"I'm sorry..."
"She keeps me in a cage."
"Oh..uh..that stinks-"
"She makes me do dirty deeds to her guy friends."
"Well I'm sorry but I don't need to-"
"THEY GAVE ME A SOCIAL DISEASE-"
"OOOOOOOOOOOK! I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT! ARGH!" Tails threw his hands up in the air. Wasn't ANYONE normal around here?
"Man so much for me going to have sex with her..." Tails sighed...in his..mind...
This is bad. Whatever. If you don't like it then just don't..review. Ok? Hahaha. Yeah...
-kitsunepowaa