Oh, dear. LOL, I'm deeply sorry for the delay here between me and kitsunepowaa. We have...lost our touch with writing it seems. And going back to school in like about three weeks is so not helping.
Ah well. rofl This chapter may not make ANYYYYYYYY sense AT ALL. lol XD But, it's insanity right? And keekee really wants me to update it this, so...here we go.
Disclaimer: We don't own the Sonic team. We only own Leta, Beta, and Missy.
Complete Random Night.
"It's...now...TEN IN THE AFTERNOON!" Leta shouted with exclaimation.
"UGH, LETA, PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP! I'm getting so many horrible headaches because of you and your obnoxious shouting," Beta replied to her in a stern voice while rubbing her forehead.
"...Well, JEEZ."
"OHMIGOD! LOOK AT MY HAIR. IT CAME OUT AMAZING!" Missy shouted, literally in everyone's ear.
"OUCCCCH. THAT IS IT. I AM GOING TO TAKE A BATH! AND I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO PEEK AT ME. ESPECIALLY YOU, SONIC!"
"Huh, wha?" He snapped out of his sleeping form after hearing his name. "Yeah, yeah..sure. Don't...do stuff, whatever yeah." Then he passed out. After about thirty minutes of rocking out to Hannah Montana and Panic! At the disco, he got tired and passed out on the bed...with Amy snuggling up to him.
"AMY!"
"SHUT UP!"
"AMYAMYAMY! LOOOK!"
"LOOK AT WHAT?"
"LOOK AT THIS, YOU IDIOT!"
"LOOK AT FUCKING WHAT, YOU DUMBASS? YOU HAVE NOTHING IN YOUR HANDS!"
"AAAAAH, HELL! SHUT THE EF UP!" Tails shouted, him out of his sleeping form too.
"EF? EF?!?!!? WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO YOU MEAN BY EF?!?"
"HE MEANS F-"
"I KNOW WHAT HE FUCKING MEANS BY EF! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"STOP WITH THE 'F' WORD PLEASE!" Missy shouted out in the loudest she could, but nothing could overpower Leta's voice.
"NO, AND I'M GONNA SING UNTIL YOU ALL HAVE BRAIN TUMORS! LALALALALALAALALALA, BEAT ITTT, BEAT IT, BEAT IT, BEAT I-"
"SHUUUUT UP!" But fortunately...maybe, Sonic overpowered her voice, which made the whole room quiet for one minute, everyone staring at Sonic with wide eyes and mouths.
"O-Okay...I'll just go and...read this awesome book called '13 Reasons Why'," Leta muttered in a very small voice.
"Y-Yeah, I'll go to the next bed..." Amy quickly moved to the next available bed.
"And I'll go look in the mirror to admire my awesome hair." She went into the other bathroom, the one where Beta ISN'T in. She came back out after about two minutes, though.
After hearing pure silence for three minutes, Sonic finally could rest in peace. But Tails's eyes were twitching and couldn't go back to sleep, but was trying to anyway.
Now it was quiet...too quiet. The scary, kind of quiet. And this lasted for nearly an hour. But that all ended when they heard a simple thump. Everyone looked up, except for Beta, who was in the bathroom, and Sonic, who was sleeping too deep to notice a single thump. But then he woke up after the thump got louder. And louder. And louder, and louder, and loud-
"OKAY CHAOBABY WE GET IT!" Leta yelled at me.
...Sorry. Anyway, after about ten more thumps, the power went out. They all could hear Beta saying, 'Aw, COME ON!"
"Oh...shit. SHITSHITSHIT! WHAT DO WE DO!?"
"FUCK, I DON'T KNOW, AHHH!" Missy and Leta started to scream, until they were stopped by hands, making them scream louder.
"GIRLS! It's just me." It was only Sonic that grabbed them. What a relief, eh? But they screamed yet AGAIN after hearing a clatter. But...then they saw a LIGHT! OH WHAT HORROR! But they couldn't see who was carrying the light. All they could see was that the light was getting closer, and closer. Until they heard a voice...
"Now back up...put the gun down...and give me a pack of fruit bubbuliscious...and some skittles too."
Leta was confused at first, but then she couldn't hold in her laughter. So she let it all out, along with Missy. But not Sonic, he was just trying to figure out who this person was.
"Knuckles?"
"...Shit. How'd you figure it out?"
"WHY IS IT SO DARK IN HERE?" Amy yelled, turning the light back on and seeing that it was, indeed, Knuckles the Echidna.
"Knuckles, what on Neverland are you doing here?...Wait HOW did you get here? We just talked on the phone, and Neverland is like...a thousand miles away from where we live," Sonic wondered.
"...I have my ways, you. Now let me stay, or we can make a deal and I'll leave."
"...What deal?"
"...You give me one of the girls."
Suddenly all of the girls, except Beta, who STILL was in the bathroom taking her bath, went 'EWW!'
"Sonic, please don't make us go with him. Just...chaos control him away!" Amy begged with pleading eyes, which Sonic cannot resist at the moment.
"Ugh, I don't have the emeralds with me. But don't worry, I won't give any of you away." All the girls sighed with relief. "How about another deal?"
"Yeah?"
"If I tell you who Rouge likes, will you go away?"
"...That depends...who does she like?" He whispered into his ear, and he made a face with disgust. "Ew! Oh, man! I must get out of here and run away from her as far as possible...THE MASTER EMERALD, OHMYGOD!" Bam! He vanished within the blink of an eye.
"Ah, he likes her too. He can't admit it yet...Uh, girls, you can let go of me now...please?" He pleaded after seeing that Missy, Leta and Amy were all clinging onto his hot, muscular body. But the girls refused his pleading.
"No! I love feeling your warm arm muscles," Missy drooled.
"And your hot chest..." Amy snuggled up to his chest.
"And your...er...back...HEY I WANT A TURN ON HIS CHEST!"
"NO, I JUST STARTED TO FEEL IT!"
"OH JU...Wait, I'm not into this fight so, HAH."
"MISSY, YOU TOO!"
"WHAT?!" Then the two were arguing like an old married...threesome couple? Sonic looked at Tails with a 'please-help-me' face. But the two-tailed fox refused. He chuckled and actually enjoyed this fight over poor Sonic.
Then it got too far. "I BET I CAN HAVE BETTER SEX WITH HIM!" Leta shouted with proudness in her voice.
"NU-UH! I CAN!" Amy declared.
"YEAH, RIGHT PINKY! YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING!"
"No, I believe you're both wrong; it's me with the better sex, because I MASTURBATE." Everyone went silent, staring at Missy. Except for Tails, who tried to cover up his stifled giggling. "NO, it's true! I bet both of you still have your hymen! I don't, 'cause I MASTURBATE! Oh, and I bike-ride."
"I know both of you might not agree, but I do. She's...er, kinda right," Sonic spoke up, trying to get away from the two now mad animal life-forms.
"WHAT?!" They both shouted.
"HAH! Now it's official! I get to have him, neeeh!" She stuck out her tongue at both of them.
"Grr...JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD SEX BEFORE!"
"..."
"SO HAH, THAT BEATS YOU!" Leta went up to the other side of Sonic's arm and grabbed it. The three looked at Amy, who really wasn't...anything.
"I...I...um..."
"HAHAHAHA, THIS IS CLASSIC! You don't have anything between us!"
"Unless she masturbates.."
"SHUT UP!"
"Um...I uh..." All of a sudden, she sniffled and ran out of the room, to the hallways.
"UGH, look what you did! Amy, wait up!" Sonic pulled away from the two shocked friends and ran after Amy.
"...What I DID?" Leta asked herself, simply shocked after what Sonic said.
"Yeah, um...you were kinda...mean to her. That really wasn't nice."
"...Yeah well...I didn't mean it. But it's true. But I'm kinda jealous of her 'cause she...has...boobs."
"OH WILL YOU STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE BOOBS?! YOUR BOOBS ARE AMAZING, PERIOD!"
"NO THEY'RE NOT!"
"YES THEY ARE! NOW STOP WITH THE COMPLAINING! THEY WILL GET BIGGER EVENTUALLY!"
She had her mouth open to say something back, but instead came out a sigh. "You're right...I love your boobs..." She tried to poke Missy's boobs, but she gasped and slapped her hand away.
"LETA! DON'T YOU DARE!"
"...Um, OW?"
"You well deserved it, you...boob-poker!"
"AHHAHA, BOOB-POKER! THAT'S FUNNY!"
"Yeaaaah. I know."
"Well THIS is boring! I think I need to take a bath," Tails claimed, getting up and going to the bathroom."
"Remember to go to the ...left one! The one Beta isn't in."
"Sure thing.." He slowly opened the door.
"Oh, no LETA, THAT'S THE WRONG ONE, IT'S THE RIGHT ONE. NO TAILS, NOOOOO!" Missy yelled with fear!
But it was too late. He had already opened the door with wide eyes and an open mouth...
Ok, yes, it's short, I know, but it's funny! right?...Idk. It's funny when you ACT like the characters. XD
Notes to KEEKEE: Remember to do the scene after what happened to Amy and Sonic, AND PLEASE TRY AND BE BRAVE TO WRITE THE SCENE AFTER THE ENDING! I'm leaving it all to you, best friend! :D And about the boob part...sorry if that offended you, but you DO HAVE amazing boobs :D rofl XD So I hope that makes you ...happy? XD
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