Move your vampire ass!

SPOV

My night spent with Luke and Paige passed quickly and all too soon I was outside the Cullens house. Alice came over to me when I got out of the car and hugged me fiercely. Jasper was behind her so I asked him,

"Can't you control your wife?" He just laughed in reply.

I turned to Alice, "How long are they gonna be?"

Her eyes glazed over and from the information Bella gave me I knew she was having a vision.

"They're not planning on moving for a while if at all."

"I'll change there damn minds. Can I borrow your phone please?" Alice nodded in reply and nodded.

"Good plan," She praised "Rose and I will help you as well."

"Thanks," I said as she handed me her mobile. I dialed the number to my flat and waited.

"What?" Edward snapped.

"Still as civil I see. Just to warn you if you don't get your vampire ass down here with my cousin you will regret it."

"Why," he laughed.

"Because I will drive down to my apartment. Find out what that sick mind of yours and Bella's want. Then finally type it up on my website. Also I will have the help of Alice, Jasper, Rose my friends Paige and Luke and finally Emmett who I expect has watched more porn than possible for someone to watch. Oh and in case you still have doubts Bells' talent doesn't work on me as I'm not a vamp. Au revoir!" Then I hung up before he could say any thing else. Then I turned to face the others who where silent for a while. Then they all started laughing.

Suddenly the one who I guess was Emmett boomed out "Bad move. Now he'll go through your mind for something to get you back."

"Obviously he has done the same again."

"What...Oh he can't read your mind." Emmett said. I nodded, "Cool! Now what was that website you mentioned? And I haven't watched that much porn" He asked.

"What ever you say Emmett." I smirked "Have you got a computer? And I'll show you."

"Jasper, can you get one of the laptops? Please." He pouted. Jasper ran up the stairs and was back in seconds with a top of the range laptop with the internet already set on google. I took it and typed in the website I knew all to well. Emmett flicked through it for about ten minutes and then I asked Alice the all important question "Please say it hasn't worked."

"It hasn't," She answered.

"Good Emmett are you prepared to be my partner in crime?"

"Hell yes. You can't embarrass Edward and I haven't embarrassed Bella for ever."

"Okay do you wanna drive?" I asked. In answer he ran out side with his keys.

"You know you're going in the jeep now?" Jasper said.

"No shit Sherlock." Was my sarcastic reply.

"I like you. Give me your keys I'll tune your engine up etc." Rose interrupted

"I'm glad to know I'm liked but I'd prefer if you didn't tune up my engine." I smirked. They all started laughing. I'm sure I could even hear Emmett outside. "Okay see you soon. Bye." Then I ran over to the jeep.

When he started the engine he asked me a serious question. "Sam, how do you write like how you do on the website?"

"I suppose when you naturally have a crude mind and you know everything everyone wants, it's not to hard to get carried away." Emmetts laugh rebounded of surfaces of the jeep.

"Are you sure you're related to Bella?"

"Yep," I said. I got out my phone to text Paige and Luke to tell them about the new topic coming up. Just as it finished sending we pulled up outside the flats.

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The next chapter is defiantly going to be the famous chapter. The Dirty Talking Edward! Now I'm not saying anything else.

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