Episode #3: The Rarest Jawbreaker of All

It was early in the morning, and Double Dee was sleeping in his warm bed.

"Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy…" He mumbled between snoring. All of a sudden, Eddy, and Ed appeared in the room, and began jumping on Double Dee's bed. Double Dee slowly woke up moments later. The shock of him seeing his friends on his bed almost scared him "shizless".

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE DA VINCI CODE IS GOING ON HERE?"

Eddy and Ed were not listening to Double Dee, as they laughing hysterically, and performing a stupid dance.

"Ed, Eddy, stop! OUCH! My foot!"

No response from the two. Eddy started doing the robot, while Ed was doing the worm. Both of them were still laughing.

"Gentleman, please stop! My mattress…"

Still no response from the two as they started to use Double Dee's bed as a trampoline, their laughter has droned out Double Dee's yelling.

"Stop…desist…please…ENOUGH ALREADY!"

Eddy and Ed stopped immediately as they turned, and looked at the red-faced Double Dee, steam was cascading out of his ears.

"...Oh, you're up," Eddy said simply.

"Your ears look like my mom's rice cooker, Double Dee," Ed complimented as he pointed to Double Dee's ears. Within moments, his ears stopped producing steam, and his face turned back to its original color.

"Now what is it that made you two intrude into my room, and jump on my mattress, like it was a used trampoline," Double Dee asked in a calm tone. Ed replied by jumping off Double Dee's bed, run to him, and shout into his ears like it was a megaphone, making Double Dee shake like a wave.

"JAWBREAKERS!" He then gave Double Dee a bear hug, and within seconds, his face inflated like a balloon, and turned red (again). Eddy quickly got out a catalog from his pocket, and shoved it in Double Dee's face. With a "POP!", Double Dee's face deflated, and his face returned to it's original color (again).

"HA!"

The catalog was on the floor, so Double Dee picked it up, and began to read it. It said:

"Today's the day. The new flavor of orange gold jawbreakers is now on sale at the candy store! Only 25 cents a piece. Only for a limited time. Get them while they're hot!"

"That's right, and they're going to be all mine, baby!" Eddy jumped off Double Dee's bed, grabbed Ed by the neck, and ran out of Double Dee's room, leaving a cloud of smoke behind.

"WAIT!" But, it was too late. Eddy waqs already out of the house. As the cloud of smoke disappeared, Double Dee jumped off his bed, and ran into the closet. He came out seconds later with his clothes on, and began making his bed. He was now ready to join his two friends to the candy store to try the new flavor of jawbreakers.

"Wait for me, gentlemen," Double Dee shouted as he ran out of the room.

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20 minutes later, the Eds were walking downtown, where the candy store is located. Strangely, there was a big purple mountain that was blocking the candy store entrance. They decided to climb the mountain to get to the candy store, as they wanted to be the first ones there.

Minutes later, the Eds were climbing the mountain. Double Dee was huffing and puffing as he was climbing the mountain, Ed didn't even break a sweat, and Eddy was sitting on Ed's head. Double Dee wanted to ask earlier, but decided to ask Eddy now.

"Excuse me for my rudeness, Eddy, but why aren't you climbing," Double Dee asked patiently as he stopped climbing. Eddy snapped his fingers, and Ed immediately stopped. He then pushed on Ed's ears, and his head turned like a computer chair would. He was now talking to Edd eye to eye, ignorng the town's view.

"Are you kidding? I'll sweat, and I don't want sweat ruining my beautiful face," Eddy said confidently as he grabbed a mirror out of his pocket. He was rubbing his three hairs on his head while looking at himself in the mirror.

"Hey, good lookin'! What's cookin'?"

"Oh, please." Double Dee muttered. The three of them continued climbing.

"According to my calculations, gentlemen, we're 4 feet away from reaching the top of the mountain. We'll be down there at the candy store in no time!"

Eddy put his mirror back into his pocket, and raised his hands in the air.

"Sweet! Jawbreakers, here I come!"

"Sweet, sweet, smell my feet," Ed shouted as he stopped climbing, and looked at Double Dee. Within moments, Ed carelessly lost his balance, and since Eddy was sitting on Ed, he fell with him. Double Dee barely saw it coming, as Ed, and Eddy jumped on him, making him fall with them. The three of them were shouting as they were falling, grabbing the air at a frantic pace.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Seconds later, we see Ed, lying on the ground, with a smile on his face, but hold up…

Where's Double Dee and Eddy? As Ed helped himself up off the ground, he pulled Double Dee and Eddy off his back. They were flat as pancakes, but soon regained their 3-D form. Stars were in their eyes as they swayed back and forth.

"So…dizzy," Double Dee groaned.

"Mom, no, not my hair gel…" Eddy muttered.

Double Dee and Eddy eventually snapped out of their pools of dizziness, and glared at Ed.

"It took us almost a couple of hours to climb that purple mountain…I'm afraid we'll have to…GULP! Resume climbing…"

Eddy slapped Double Dee in the face so hard, that when Double Dee quickly fell to the ground, a red mark was apparent on his right cheek.

"START OVER?? WE'LL BE OLD ONCE WE FINISH CLIMBING THAT STUPID MOUNTAIN AGAIN, DOUBLE DEE!! NOW WE'LL NEVER EAT THOSE NEW JAWBREAKERS…" Eddy gave Ed a death glare, and jumped onto his chest, shaking his head like a rattle.

"AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, MONOBROW! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF??"

"Absolutely nothing, Eddy." Ed replied stupidly after Eddy stopped rattling him. He then grabbed Ed by the shirt.

"This is only going to hurt for a second, buddy boy!!"

Double Dee got up from the ground, and stopped Eddy before he can even hit Ed.

"HOLD IT! Eddy, we probably won't eat the jawbreakers today, but you can't take this out on poor Ed!! For goodness sake, it was an accident, man!"

Eddy growled at Double Dee and held up his fist in front of Double Dee's face.

"YA WANT SOME OF THIS??"

Double Dee was about to answer, but Nazz walked towards the Eds, and cooled down the fiery scene. She appeared to be slurping on something.

The Eds stopped bickering and looked at Nazz. Their faces almost literally melted.

"Hey, guys. What's up?"

The Eds just stood there looking at Nazz. Finally, Eddy quietly broke the silence.

"Is that a jawbreaker in your mouth?"

"Yep," Nazz replied. She took the jawbreaker out of her mouth. The color of the jawbreaker was bright gold.

"This jawbreaker is orange flavored. They were selling them at the candy store not too long ago, but they ran out. Did you guys get one?"

Double Dee was about to say, "No", but Eddy interrupted Double Dee and told Nazz, "Yeah, we did! And it was the best jawbreaker that we ever tasted!"

Nazz laughed.

"Awesome. I'll see you guys later." Nazz put the jawbreaker back in her mouth, and walked away. As Nazz started walking away, Double Dee glared at Eddy.

"Eddy, how could you? We could've been honest and told Nazz the…"

"Pickle," Ed interrupted.

"Yeah, but if we say no, Sockhead, then she won't think that we're not cool! Where were you for the past 11 years?"

"12, Eddy."

"Whatever!"

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a newspaper flew from the sky and it landed in front of the Eds. Double Dee picked up the newspaper and read the front page:

"The orange gold jawbreakers sold hugely around the world. Candy store owners claim that the orange gold jawbreakers will make their candy stores a hit! Fiery hot strawberry Jawbreakers will be released into candy stores next week. Only 25 cents a piece. Jawbreaker fans don't know what the fiery hot strawberry will taste like, but this new flavor of jawbreakers will be on fire…literally!"

There was an awkward pause. Then, Eddy broke the silence, and said, "AHA! We'll be there to slurp on the new flavor of jawbreakers! We'll be there! WE'LL BE THERE!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA…" Eddy ran away from Ed and Double Dee and ran home, laughing with excitement.

"Eddy looks like he's excited, huh, Double Dee," Ed asked. Double Dee sighed as he looked at Eddy in the distance. Together, the two of them walked home

"At this point, we'll be needing fire protection suits for this new flavor of jawbreakers…"

THE END

And now, a lesson from the Eds.

The Eds were in Ed's room, watching television. Double Dee was wearing a fire protection suit.

"Hello readers, and thank you for reading another episode. Sorry for keeping you waiting for so long. Our bones took longer to heal than we expected."

"Now to try the new flavor of Jawbreakers: fiery hot strawberry! Ready, gentlemen?" Double Dee slurped on the fiery hot strawberry jawbreaker. Fire was surrounding him.

"Hmm…not too sweet....not to spicy...just the right balance of flavors...."

Eddy and Ed were running around the room moments later, fire was in their mouths. They were waving their arms back, and forth.

"I AM NOT IN MY HAPPY PLACE, EDDY!!" Ed shouted.

Eddy kept saying "Water" over and over!

Double Dee sighed as he spat the jawbreaker out, and threw it in the trash can beside him.

"I'm afraid there's no lesson here for this episode, and I apologize. Maybe in the next one. Now, if you'll excuse me, i'm going to be assisting Eddy and Ed. Gentleman, gentleman! Please, control yourself!!"

Double Dee began chasing Ed and Eddy around the room, carrying a bucket of water.

"Gentleman, calm down! I made this water myself! It will immediately cool your mouths..."

**EDITED: 9/7/09**