Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy

Episode #4: The movie that's rated ARGH!

Written By: Comicfreak1007 and Happydoodle

Disclaimer: Danny Antonucci claims every character in this story. Read

it! It is the shiz!!

Ed, Edd, and Eddy sat on the ground at Ed's house, watching TV and

relaxing. However, they did not quite relax completely. Ed wanted to watch

"Attack of the Squid Monster" while Eddy wanted to see "That's What She

Said". The two fought over the remote control as Edd stay in the

middle, protecting himself. He didn't care what to watch.

"Attack of the Squid Monster, Eddy!" Ed cried, trying to pull the

remote out of Eddy's hands.

"No, we're gonna watch 'That's What She Said', Ed!" Eddy groaned,

pulling it back.

"I wanna watch it!"

"Gimmie it!"

"Gentlemen, please!" Edd pleaded. "You two are behaving like wild

animals! This is all making me feel uncomfortable!"

Eddy struggled but still kept trying to take back the remote. "THAT'S

WHAT SHE SAID!"

Everyone paused, thinking about what Eddy said. A few seconds later, Ed

and Eddy continued to fight for the remote.

"MONSTER!" Ed shouted.

"SHE SAID!" Eddy yelled back.

Edd shivered, hoping the boys would not land on top of him. He suddenly

spotted a paper on the floor. He picked it up and read it quickly.

"I think I might a solution to end this argument." Edd smiled.

Ed and Eddy stopped and looked down. Edd pointed to the title of the

picture.

"We can watch 'Polis Jones and the Hidden Cave'." Edd stated. "They've

got suspense and action."

"Sweet!" Eddy beamed.

"Monsters."

"Oh boy, oh boy!" Ed smiled happily.

"And it involves a lot of science and history." Edd finished. "Which

would be a good way for all of us to get a good education-"

Eddy ignored and slapped Edd in the back. "Whatever, let's go see that

movie!"

He dragged everyone outside of the house and soon the three ran to

nearest movie theater.

(Sometime later)

The three saw the movie theaters and stopped running, sliding a bit.

They looked up.

"CN Movie Theater." Edd checked. "This must be it."

Eddy analyzed the theater and found something surprising. He chuckled

and slapped Edd in the back (again).

"Look who's giving out the tickets!" Eddy grinned and pointed.

A boy, known as Kevin, sat around inside, playing with his hat. He was

wearing an employee uniform, showing that he worked here. He spotted

the Ed boys coming in and frowned.

"Nice shirt." Eddy laughed.

"Shut up, dorky." Kevin glared.

Eddy looked at Edd and slapped him in the back (AGAIN). "Hey, you got

some money?"

Edd finally lost it. "CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SLAPPING ME IN THE BACK FOR

HEAVEN SAKES! THERE ARE OTHER WAYS OF GATHERING ONE'S ATTENTION WITHOUT

THE USE OF AGRESSIVE HITTING!"

Everyone stood in silence, staring at the smart boy. Eddy slapped him

In the head.

"Money! Now!"

Edd groaned, finding all this hopeless, and removed some money from his

hat. "I always carry some money for emergencies."

"There you go, three tickets to 'Polis Jones and the Hidden Cave'."

Eddy demanded.

Kevin looked at the money, and then at the boys. He grinned evilly,

which meant bad for the Eds.

He mimicked the sound of a buzzer. "Sorry, you guys can't. This

movie... is rated R."

Ed, Edd, and Eddy widened their eyes.

Ed felt confused. "Rated-"

"ARGH!" Eddy screamed.

He glared at Edd and slapped him in the arm.

"Why didn't you tell us in the first place?"

Edd mumbled to himself angrily, tired of the slapping, and turned

glared back. "I apologize for my failure to not notice the ratings of the

movie. I just couldn't spot it!" He retorted.

"Whatever." Kevin stated. "Now beat it."

He kicked them out of the movie theater along with their money. Ed got

up and gave a sad face, real close to crying.

"NO MOVIE FOR ED!" Tears sprung out of his eyes and wet Edd and Eddy.

"Who cares about the ratings?" Eddy growled. "We're gonna sneak inside

and see that movie!"

"That's too risky, Eddy." Edd warned. "Kevin's guarding the place."

"He'll never know." He grinned. "'Cause I got a plan."

Kevin was sipping a can of soda. After he was done, he said, "Working at this place is touch work. But it'll be worth it once I get that new football so I can show it off to the other football players at football practice! Ha ha..."

Kevin's laughter was cut short because he saw a guy. He was 15 feet tall, wearing a long trench coat, has a brown hat on him and is wearing a moustache.

"How may I help you?" Kevin asked in a careless tone.

"Um, yes, I..." The person was about to say until someone said something below him.

"Eddy! Your voice needs to be deeper!" Double Dee whispered to Eddy below. Obviously. Ed has Double Dee's on his shoulders and Double Dee has Eddy on his shoulders, making the three of them one adult.

"I mean...AHEM! Yes, I want three...I mean, one ticket to see 'Pollis Jones and the Hidden cave', please."

Kevin stared at the guy for 10 seconds before he said, "Ok. that'll be $8.50."

After stumbling and moving, Eddy eventually managed to reach into the trench coat pocket (Which was five feet below him) and handed Kevin $12.25. Kevin took the money and gave Eddy $3.75 change. Eddy quickly took it and him and the Eds stumbled inside the movie theatre.

Two minutes later, The Eds were in a theatre room. Eddy was smiling while holding a bucket of popcorn and soda. Ed was practically jumping up and down in his seat and Double Dee was shaking with fear.

"Oh, I feel so unsanitary about doing that, gentleman, and to think, what if someone finds out? We just performed something illegal! Oh, we're going to be punished with..."

Eddy slapped Double Dee on the arm.

"AND WILL YOU DESIST HITTING ME?! I HAVE JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR AGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR WITH ME!!"

"Sockhead, will you just chill? No one is going to get in trouble, you know why? because we're going to keep our trap shut! Got it?"

"But Eddy..."

"I SAID, GOT IT?" Eddy had Double Dee by his shirt collar.

"Alright, alright, just refrain from hitting me today." Double Dee said, straightening his shirt.

"Hey, guys! It's starting!" Ed said, pointing to the screen.

"It's showtime, baby!" Eddy said.

In 5...4...3...2...1...

The movie began immediately. As the movie began, horror music was being played. Then, screaming and slashing and blood, and...

The Eds were watching all of this in horror.

"This film has blood and gore...I really need to be careful while reading the popular movies section in the newspaper." Double Dee muttered.

"So...how about we get out of here and call it a day?" Eddy asked, quickly getting out of his seat. The Eds did the same. Double Dee almost had to drag Ed out of the heatre room, and it wasn't easy.

"NO!! MOVE FOR ED, MOVIE FOR ED!" Ed whined, tears were in his eyes as he was being dragged out of the theatre.

The Eds were walking out of the theatre, relieved.

"Boy, am I glad that's over." Eddy said.

"I agree, Eddy. Even if he had a meager amount of education in that film, it contained scenes that are not suitable for us." Double Dee said.

Ed had tears in his eyes, his lower lip quivering. He looked like he was about to burst.

"Um, Ed..." Double Dee said.

"Easy, big guy..." Eddy said, worried expressions were written all over his face. Ed's eyes grew big, his lower lip still quivering. then, at an unexpected time, he started bursting out into tears.

"WAAAAAAAAAAH! WHY? WHY DID WE HAVE TO GO? I WANT TO SEE 'POLLIS JONES AND THE HIDDEN CAVE'!"

"Ed, please!" Double Dee whispered, looking around.

"HEY!!"

The Eds looked behind them and saw, kevin, glaring at them. Upset? Heck, yeah.

"That movie's rated R, and you dorks still watched it?" Kevin's face was red.

"Nice going, blubber mouth!" Eddy elbowed Ed in the ribs. Double Dee was shaking all over again. Kevin then got out a walkie talkie and began to speak in it.

"Security, we have three dor...er, guys here that watched an r rated movie. All of them are underage. One's short and has a yellow shirt, the other one's tall and wears a green jacket, and the other one has a black hat. they're with me outside of the movie theatre!" After Kevin stopped speaking into the walkie talkie, he smiled evilly at the Eds.

"Boy, are you guys in trooouble now!"

Suddenly, three huge and hair arms popped out of the screen and dragged the Eds into the movie theatre. The Eds were screaming in horror.

"MOMMY! NO SPANKY FOR ED!!" Ed said before they all went in. Kevin laughed evilly.

"I'm gonna get me some jawbreakers."

Kevin walked across the street and moonwalked to the candy store, staring at the dark orange sunset in front of him.

THE END

And now, a lesson from the Eds...

The Eds were in their bedrooms, eating dinner.

"Greeting readers, and welcome to yet another adventure of us." Double Dee said.

"Thanks to that bazooka chin Kevin, I'm grounded for two weeks...no phone, no TV, no nothin'!" Eddy complained.

"I'm grounded!" Ed cried.

"I'm restricted for a couple of days, gentleman. You see, mo..."

"TWO DAYS?! WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL, HUH?!" Eddy yelled.

"The lesson here is that if you wanna watch a movie that's not sitable for you, wait until you're at that certain age to watch it. otherwise, unless you're under adult supervision, you'll be in a predicament." Double Dee said.

"I gotta go. My mom wants me to sweep the kitchen floor...again." Eddy muttered.

"ED! MOM SAID YOU GOTTA PLAY DOLLS WITH ME, 'CAUSE YOUR'RE GROUNDED!" Ed's sister, Sarah called.

"Coming, baby sister!" Ed said, running out of his room.

"I'm afraid I'm going to go as well. I have to mow the lawn...I detest mowing the lawn." Double Dee muttered.

"See you next week!"