Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy: Edith Returns
Disclaimer: Cartoon Network claims all the characters from Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy. Happydoodle only claims Edith. Please enjoy reading the story.
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Ed, Edd, and Eddy relaxed on the ground of Ed's house, watching television. They had a bowl of popcorn to satisfy themselves for the whole day. Too lazy to think of scams, Eddy drank his can of soda and toss to Ed's trash can, but missed.
"This is the life, boys." Eddy sighed happily. "No parents, no school, and no anything."
Ed smiled all goofy like at the TV, until the show they watched went to commercials. His eyes turned sad as they filled up with tears.
"NO SHOW FOR ED!" He sobbed as tears sprayed out of his eyes and onto Eddy and Edd.
"Hey-hey-hey, watch the popcorn!" Eddy glared, moving the popcorn away from the tall guy.
"It's only commercials, Ed." Edd explained, removing the water from his shirt. "Even commercials can be enjoyable. Look!" He pointed. "It's an extraordinary advertisement about airplane transportation, providing excellent service during your flight, even if you're not in first class."
"First class, Math class!" Ed smiled.
"Big deal." Eddy grunted. "Hey, that reminds me. Wasn't Edith supposed to be in that first class thing?"
"Why, yes, Eddy." Edd replied. "She told us that her dear grandma was kind to pay for first class on her visit back to her old home. It's nice for Edith to return to the town she was raised in before moving close to our cul-de-sac."
"Yup…" Eddy sighed.
The three continued to watch television with their minds blank for a while. Suddenly, it hit them, like a bolt of lightning shocking the Ed boys. They widened their eyes, remembering something extremely important.
"Edith?" Eddy shrieked. "Plane? AIRPORT! We forgot to tell our folks to pick up Edith!"
"Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!" Edd panicked. "It simply slipped out of my mind! How could I possibly forget?!"
"Ed could not remember for I was busy rubbing my potato with marshmallows." Ed explained as he showed his dirty potato with marshmallows glued to it as flies circled around it.
Eddy slapped the potato away. "Forget your stupid potato! What are we gonna tell Edith?"
Suddenly they hear phone ringing. It seemed strange because the sound of it was closer then they thought. Edd and Eddy looked around.
"Where's the phone coming from?" Eddy asked.
"Oh, don't worry; it's just my sandwich phone." Ed replied as he removed a stinky sandwich under his mattress and showed a telephone to his friends.
"Why do you keep a telephone in a baloney sandwich?" Edd asked in concerned.
"To keep it nice and warm!" He smiled.
Eddy was about to answer until Edd stopped him by slapping his hand.
"Hey, what gives?" Eddy snapped.
"Cleanliness is very important, especially when it comes to Ed's… err… valuable things." Edd answered, spraying Windex on the phone and rubbing it with a clean towel.
"You're like an anti-germ freak, I swear!" Eddy remarked.
He picked up the phone. "Y'ello!"
A familiar voice answered. "Eddy? Is that you?"
"Ack!" Eddy screamed. He took a deep breath and calmly replied back. "Uh… yeah… um… what's up?"
"Everything okay? Did Ed forget to flush the toilet again?"
"Ah, you know him; he's too stupid to remember." Eddy chucked nervously, shivering with Ed and Edd. "So uh… how's first class?"
"Terrible, you wouldn't believe it!" Edith replied, sitting uncomfortably in her chair with her feet on another chair in front of her. She carried a dull face for someone who should've been lucky to be in first class. "Those people keep asking you if you wanna your feet rubbed, the food's the same as airline food, and they won't… stop… staring at you… I even got one to hate me completely just because I refused to have a refill on that nasty soda."
She removed the phone away from her and yelled at the flight attendant. Unfortunately, her voice was loud enough for the boys to hear, only increasing their fear.
"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? …YEAH I DIDN'T THINK SO!!!"
She got back to phone in her normal tone. "She's so annoying…"
"Aren't your parents hearing this?" Edd asked.
"Nah, they'll sleep through anything. They became friends with the flight attendant but they don't know the rivalry we share."
She let out a sigh, and then moved on.
"Well, at least I got a few comics to read and I'll be getting picked up sooner or later. And believe me, I really don't feel like having lunch with that ugly, skinny lady. So, who's picking me up? Is it Ed's parents?"
"Uh… no…?" Eddy replied, more nervous.
"Oh! Well how about your folks?"
"…Not really…"
"Double D's?"
"Nope."
"Anybody?"
"…Well you know… they just… I mean… They… umm…"
They heard a crack from the phone.
Edith voice sounded deeply upset. "You hear that sound? That's the sound of me cracking my pen I was using to finish a crossword puzzle! Now PLEASE tell me you didn't forget to ask your folks to pick me up!"
"Well what do you want me to tell you?" Eddy asked, frusterated.
"Eddy… I didn't give you guys a couple bucks for jawbreakers and comics before I left on my trip for nothing. We agreed that you would find or ask someone to pick me up from the airport, and in return, I would give my ALLOWANCE MONEY! AND I WAS SAVING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
"We'll find a way to get you home!" Eddy cried. "Right, fellas?"
"Yes, of course!" Edd shivered.
"Don't hurt Ed!" Ed shielded himself with his arms.
"Good, but let me make this clear." Edith explained. "Either I see you at the airport with someone or something to get me back home, or… I'LL RIP OUT YOUR LIPS WHEN I FIND A WAY BACK!!!"
Ed, Edd, and Eddy whimpered, imagining their horrifying life without lips.
Edith's voice changed to happy, calm one. "See you guys there! Bye!"
She hung up the phone. A dial tone was heard. Eddy slowly put the phone back in the receiver as Ed put it away.
"We gotta do something!" Eddy cried.
"LIPS FOR ED! LIPS FOR ED!" Ed sobbed as he ran around in circles.
Eddy grabbed Edd's shoulders and shook him. "Think of something, Double D! Quick! Anything! Think, think, THINK!"
"ALL RIGHT, I WILL!" Edd screamed.
Eddy released him as Edd wiped the dust of his shirt. He made his way out of Ed's room. "Gentlemen, I am shall be in my station, designing blueprints that may help us reach our destination. Meet in my room in precisely two hours. Excuse me."
Ed and Eddy watched him and stood in their place, bored already.
"Where oh where have my little lips gone!" Ed whimpered, looking up at the ceiling.
"Make sure it has wings!" Eddy yelled at Edd, hoping his friend could hear. "I've always wanted to drive a flying car."
2 HOURS LATER…
"Alright, sockhead, where' that flying car you told us about?" Eddy asked Double Dee impatiently. The Eds were in Double Dee's room.
Ed looked around with big eyes. "Edith better not kill us! Hurry, guys! Ed don't like wedgie!"
Eddy slapped Ed in the face. "SHUT UP, WILL YA? DA VINCI HERE WA ABOUT TO SPEAK!"
"Thank you, Eddy." Double Dee said. He cleared his throat before he continued.
"The flying car is located in the garage. It can run 37 miles per gallon, and here's the riveting part: We won't cause any pollution in the air when we ride it! Follow me, gentleman. This will be the vehicle of the future!"
Eddy mocked Double Dee quietly while he and Ed followed Double Dee into the garage.
"Cool!" Ed said. He and Eddy looked at the flying car in shock. The flying car is made out of a cardboard box that says "FLYING CAR" in big, bold letters. A big plastic bowl was on top of the car as their windshield. Inside the car were four seats, and millions of buttons.
"C'mon, we best not keep Edith waiting!" Double Dee said as he pushed the windshield of the flying car up, so they can get in it.
"Jawbreakers, here I come!" Eddy said.
"Shotgun!" Ed said as he and his friends stepped inside the flying car.
The Eds sat in their seats, leaving a seat for Edith.
Double Dee pushed the buttons in front of him quickly, and moments later, the flying car began to float 10 feet in the air, and flew out the garage door.
"Look at the beautiful sky, gentleman. Isn't it a breathtaking?" The sky was a mix of blue and orange.
"Uh-huh." Eddy replied, not looking at the sky.
As the Eds were flying in the sky, "Wonderful Night" by Fatboy Slim played in the background.
AT THE AIRPORT…
Edith sighed as she looked at her watch. It was 7:49. She arrived at the airport 10 minutes ago.
"That's it." Edith said as she grabbed her luggage.
"The Eds are not coming! Guess I better go to the snack bar and call my parents to pick me up, even though it will take a while for her to-"
Suddenly, Edith heard honking noises outside of the airport. Curious, she walked out of airport with her luggage to see what the ruckus about.
"Do you think she heard us, sockhead?" Eddy asked Double Dee. The Eds were outside of the flying car. They parked their car in front of the airport, even though it's illegal.
"I'm pretty sure she heard us, Eddy." Double Dee replied.
"The horn that I concocted in this flying car is so loud, it can penetrate through doors made out of any kind."
"Like cheese?" Ed asked. Then, Edith walked out of the airport, a loss of words.
"How…how…how…"
"Double Dee told Edith the whole thing: no parents to pick her up, his idea of making a flying car, everything. Edith chuckled.
"You guys did this for me?"
"Either that, or you were going to eat us for dinner." Eddy muttered.
"Thank you, guys. Thank you for everything. When we get home, I'll give you guys 20 bags of jawbreakers, and $20 for each of you."
Eddy had money signs in his eyes.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's mumbo!" Eddy threw Edith's luggage in the flying car. As soon as the Eds and Edith were in the flying car, the car flew in the salt sprinkled sky as they headed back to the cul-de-sac.
"Jawbreaker city, baby!" Eddy said as they were in the sky.
THE END
And now, a lesson from the Eds…
The Eds were in Edith's house, slurping on their jawbreakers.
"This is good." Eddy said, but his words were slurred because he's slurping on his jawbreaker.
"YUM!" Ed said. He already finished his jawbreaker.
"I can't think of a lesson, Eddy. It's like my brain has been removed from my skull when I slurp this sugar coated sphere." Double Dee said, almost done with his jawbreaker. Ed suddenly had a dreamy look on his face.
His mouth dropped open; drool came out and onto the living room floor.
"ED! SHOW SOME MANNERS, MISTER!" Double Dee yelled.
"Here's a lesson, kiddies!" Eddy yelled as he ran out of Edith's house.
"Don't drool on someone's living room floor, unless you wanna learn the hard way!"
Double Dee and Ed ran out of Edith's house before Edith found out what Ed did to the floor.
"Do you think she found out?" Eddy asked Double Dee. Double Dee was about to answer, when suddenly, they managed to hear Edith screaming in her house. The Eds screamed as they ran to their houses.
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Happydoodle: Wassup, everyone! Anotha' collab story with Comicfreak1007, with my character, Edith! JOY! This was fun… READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!!! xD