Episode #7: Kevin's Diary

WRITTEN BY: Comicfreak1007

The Eds were walking through the halls, slowly. Their eyes half open, their mouths ajar, and the occassional moans. It was official.

They stayed up all night.

Many nights, in fact. Their favorite show was back on TV with new episodes, but for some reason, they air the new episodes at night. So the Eds stay up all night, watching movies after watching their favorite show.

The three of them throughout the day were constantly told by their teachers to "pay attention", and "sit up". School was now over, and the Eds couldn't be any more relieved.

Eddy shook his head, yawned, and slowly turned to look at Double Dee.

"I don't know why we agreed to stay up all night because of a movie, and a show Sockhead, but I'm blaming all of this on you." He then pointed at Double Dee, but he was so tired, it looked like he was just raising his arm.

"*yawn*...Now Eddy, I realize that we have been practicing this ridiculous behavior for a few days now. I, too have regretted doing this...*YAWN*...besides, there will always be reruns. I've read the show will now be syndicated."

Eddy yawned again, and stretched his arms, hitting Ed in the head. Ed was sleeping, and walking at the same time, so he didn't feel anything. A few seconds later, he burped, pieces of unchewed popcorn flew out of his mouth, and onto the floor.

Eddy ignored it. "Yeah...but...it's not the same."

Since the Eds were tired, they were completely unaware of their surroundings. Eddy started to close his eyes, without realizing Edd, and Ed have done the same thing.

"This is America....I'll only rest my eyes for a little bit..."

Meanwhile, 50 feet ahead, there's Kevin is taking stuff out of his locker, and then throwing them into the trash can behind him. He was doing this so quickly, it's as if he was a machine.

Nazz approached him. "I thought we cleaned our lockers last week, Kevin."

"Didn't want to," Kevin replied quickly, still throwing out crap behind him, and into the trash can. "I gotta do this now before the teacher sees me! I can't miss another practice. I already got detention this week for tardiness, man!!"

Nazz, who looked concerened decided to stand next to Kevin, and reached her arms into Kevin's locker. "I'll help you, dude. Organizing lockers is my specialty."

Kevin, who now realizes he was talking to Nazz, looks at her, his head shaking, and covered with sweat.

"Gee...thanks, Nazz."

"Oh, no problem."

Kevin then just stood there, and looked at Nazz with his mouth open, and his tongue hanging out.

Eventually, Nazz got out a little red book out of Kevin's locker. It was unlabled, and looked like it has been used for a long time.

"Um...should I throw this out," Nazz asked Kevin. Kevin was only staring at Nazz, so he didn't know what she was talking about. But, decided to say "Yes".

"Uh-huh..."

"Ok. That was the last of it." Nazz throws the little red book behind her, but it missed the trash can, and landed in the middle of the hallway.

"And now your stuff is organized!"

"Sweet!" Kevin was now smiling as he, and Nazz walked out of the hallways, and out of the school to go to the Candy Store.

Meanwhile, the Eds were now sleepwalking. Kids around them chuckled, and laughed, others just stared, and others simply didn't care, or noticed. Suddenly, Eddy tripped on the red book on the floor that Nazz intended to throw away. He swung backwards, and landed on his side. Ed, and Double Dee tripped on Eddy moments later. The three of them were no longer sleeping. Their eyes were now the size of dinner plates.

"MOMMY COME HOME," Ed suddenly shouted. The halls were now erupted into chuckles, guffaws, and belly laughs as they pointed at the Eds like they were aliens.

The Eds got up from the ground as soon as they realized what was going on. The kids around them were still laughing.

As Eddy was about to grumble, and the Eds were about to walk away, they noticed the little red book in front of them. Eddy was the first to notice, and grabbed it off the floor.

"Huh...I wonder what this is," Eddy asked himself as he looked at the cover. "It's not even labled. Do you boys know what this means?"

"That books with no names have the power to walk," Ed asked Eddy.

"No...it means this is a diary!! Probably someone that we all know!" Eddy began walking back, and forth, holding the book tightly in his hands.

"To think: we have someone's juicy secrets in OUR hands!" Eddy then held the book in the air, and shouted, "THIS WILL BE THE KEY TO OUR INSTANT POPULARITY!!!"

"Pardon me...thank you," Double Dee politely said as he took the book out of Eddy's hands. Eddy quickly turned around, and glared.

"What the heck was that for? I was having my moment!"

"Eddy, obviously, this book belongs to someone, and it's our duty to give this piece of literture back to its original owner. I'm sure they'll greatly appreciate it."

As Eddy rolled his eyes, and mumbled, the Eds walked out of the school.

**(^__^)**

Double Dee walked into his room, still holding the little red book they found at school not too long ago. As soon as shut the door, he walked to his bed, and dusted the dirt off before sitting on it.

Holding the book in his hands, slowly, he began to open the book. Suddenly, the bed shook, and Eddy, and Ed popped out from under it.

"AHA!!!"

Eddy pointed at the frightened Double Dee from under the bed. Double Dee tried to be slick, and quickly put the book on his bed next to him, but it was too late.

Eddy, and Ed got up, and stood in front of Double Dee.

"You hypocrite!"

"You hippo," Ed said, trying to copy what Eddy's saying. Eddy blankly stared at Ed before continuing.

"I knew you were going to read that book! So, I followed you."

"I was the follow-ee," Ed happily said.

"But, Eddy, look at it! The book is unlabled. I was simply trying to open it to find out who the original owner is. Honestly..."

Double Dee stared at his two friends, who stared at him back. After a couple of minutes of the staring game, Eddy broke the silence by jumping on Double Dee's lap, and grabbing him by the collar of his shirt.

"Well, whatcha waitin' for? Open the darn thing!" Double Dee flinched; then he sighed, and began opening the book.

"Alright, but only on the condition that we're trying to..."

"Blah, blah, blah, original owner, yap, yap, yap! Just open it," Eddy yelled.

"Open what," Ed asked. Eddy then looked at Ed, and sarcastically replied:

"Your legs, Ed."

Trying to ignore what Eddy said, Double Dee calmly opened the book.

"OPEN, AND READY FOR BUSINESS," Ed shouted.

Double Dee also ignored what Ed said, and opened the book to the very first page.

NAME: KEVIN

"Well I'll be...why, this book belongs to Kevin."

Eddy began to smile, barely containing himself, and Ed was staring into space, probably not paying attention.

**TO BE CONTINUED**