Sorry for the wait. Some complications between me and my awesome beta. And also been working on an original short, and that's been a tad more important, but I understand the plight of you KIGO readers needing something new to chew on, so I'm here for you babes. Enjoy, I love you all.
Disclaimer as always: No I don't own KP.
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Calling Camille seemed like a very good idea at the moment, but the raven-haired didn't know how she would react. It would seem that the woman no longer needed, or just wasn't seeking her help anymore, because in the week since she had her little run in with Kim Possible, Camille had not called her once. Now, she wasn't upset, and didn't really miss the annoying woman, but like every human in the world, Shego had needs. Needs that needed to be tended to. And she could only think of one person who could fulfill those needs other than Camille. And she knew that it wasn't going to happen that way.
So the question of the day was, deal with Camille, or deal with sexual frustration? But, Shego was saved from answering that by a very loud Drakken on the lair's intercom. At first she thought the intercom was smart, what with Drakken's need to gather henchman at whim, but when he discovered the intercom reached all rooms, she conceded that it wasn't the smartest thing. But none the less she found herself in the lab, and there she found Drakken, who was huddled in the corner working on some small device.
"Must you scream my name every time you need me? The damn system is made so you can talk with an inside voice and everyone can still hear you!" She said.
"We have no time for your silly questions Shego. I need you to pick something up for me." Drakken said, momentarily abandoning his tinkering to search through the pockets of his lab coat. With a small "Ha!" He pulled a small piece of paper and handed it to Shego. It was a diagram of some sorts.
"And how will this," She looked at the diagram again to try and decipher what it was, "Help the quest for world domination?" Shego asked. It was a bug like robot, with six legs and a rather bulbous body.
"With the nano-bug technology on that paper, I can tap every phone in the world! Including those of celebrities, politics, single mothers! You name it! With the information obtained, I can blackmail the people in power into doing my bidding, starting with the united states president, then the world!" He exclaimed, laughing manically.
"And what makes you think that these people have secrets you can use to blackmail them with?" She asked, already thinking of the numerous ways this particular plan could fail.
"Well I…Shego! This is not the time for your lip. I don't pay you for this!" He exclaimed, shaking a screwdriver at her.
"You pay me about as much as your average school teacher. I don't think you can complain about my uh, 'Lip'," She said. "But I'll get your damn robot thingie. Where to doc?"
Kim arrived at the lab just as Shego was attempting to leave. The older woman was taking her time, making sure nothing was out of place. Kim laughed silently. Without Drakken, Shego was much more subtle. No holes in the wall, no loud alarms or anything. The only reason she even knew Shego was there was because a cleaning lady had spotted her during her nightly rounds. 'Some concerned cleaning lady.' Kim thought.
She decided to let Shego complete her task before busting her. It was always more fun that way. Just as Shego was about to make what would be an amazing leap out of the window and onto the concrete below, Kim decided to speak.
"I would have never guessed you could be so thorough." Kim stated, smirking. Shego sighed dramatically and turned around.
"Damnit cupcake. Can't I just have one quiet night?" Shego asked, irritated. Kim was a little lost by the statement. It had been weeks since they had engaged in a fight. Shego should have been having plenty of quiet nights. But then the small truth that Shego hadn't even realized she let slip was weighing on Kim like a ton of bricks. It was her understanding that Shego had called off the relationship with Camille. Meaning that Shego had no one to occupy her nights.
Kim's thoughts were interrupted by Shego blasting the pillar behind her, sending it down upon her. While she was busy not getting killed, Shego had effortlessly escaped. Kim cursed under her breath. Not only did she not know what was stolen, due to Shego's detail, she had no way of telling. She had been very cocky when she decided to let Shego finish tidying up.
She decided to take the loss and move on, and she left the lab. Since the lab was near her dorm for the most part (those things seemed to center around the colleges), she decided to walk and sulk about her loss. She knew the area well, so she paid little attention to the things around her. So she was fairly surprised when she was hit with a net. It tangled around her and she fell to the ground in a messy heap. And before she could utter a 'Fuck!' in frustration, she was hit in the back of the head.
When she came to, she was in a cozy room. It looked very homey. Too homey to be anyone she usually fought with. Her head hurt in the back where she was hit. She reached up to rub the spot where the ache was most prominent. She couldn't. "Son of a – "
"Bitch?" A voiced offered helpfully.
"Camille." Kim deadpanned. She really was tired of this whole thing. If Camille wanted Shego so much, then why not just go to where she was and say that. No, she had to be kidnapped and tied up.
"Look, I know you're sore over the whole Shego thing, but did you really have to do this? Can't you just go and see her or something?" Kim asked. Camille just laughed.
"You think I'm trying to get her attention? Ha." Camille walked around the bed and sat on kim's right side. "You see, she really likes you. I dunno why. All she talks about is you. I wonder what she'll think when she sees you with me?" She sighed happily and Kim almost gagged at the prospect. She didn't know how Shego touched her at all, even if she was disguised.
"So you're going to rape me?" Kim asked. If Camille thought she was getting away with that, then there was no way the girl was sane. Camille laughed again.
"No silly," She giggled. She left the room and returned shortly. "First I'm going to wash your hair, and then…well you can guess the rest!" she squealed in excitement.
Listening to Drakken was definitely groan worthy. He would drone on and on about nothing. Well, world domination. With his success rate, it might has well as meant nothing. She decided that she had enough time in the lair, and she needed to get out. She needed other things too, so she decided to make a house call to Camille. It would be much easier to seduce her into forgiving her than talking her into it. Not that she cared about the forgiveness much. That was just a plus in case she need the blonde in the future.
Shego easily broke into the woman's home, and very silently. She could catch her off guard, and things would be much easier. She made her way through the house quietly, and she couldn't find the woman anywhere, so she tried the bed room. She did not like what she saw.
"What the fuck is going on here?" She almost yelled, but she kept her composure.
"Shego!" Camille screamed. She had a bottle of Drakken's mind control poised over Kim's head, and the redhead was trying to move away from the bottle. A camera was set up in front of the bed on a tripod, and she noted that Kim's limbs were tied to the bed.
Camille put the bottle down and eased off of the bed, deliberately away from Shego. She knew she wouldn't be able to escape, but she could try.
Shego rubbed her temples. She silently cursed herself for all that was going on, and then thought of things to do to the blonde that was obviously trying something very shady.
Kim on the other hand was relieved and terrified. What if Shego kicked Camille out and tried what Camille was going to try before she showed? She didn't know if she should trust Shego, but she didn't feel like she should distrust her either. All she could do was wait.
Shego went for the basic approach. Much like a few weeks ago, she lit her fist, and punched Camille right in the jaw, sending the blonde to the floor. She sighed and extinguished her hand. Then she looked to Kim who had been watching the whole thing.
"What exactly was going on here?" Shego asked as she moved toward the bed. She sliced through the ropes with her plasma, and Kim sat up, gave a much needed rub to her head, and then her wrists and ankles.
"She was going to use the shampoo to get me to have sex with her on tape and send it to you." Kim said getting up. She had every intention of leaving.
"How did you know?" Kim asked, gathering up the things that Camille stripped from her person earlier.
"I didn't." Shego shrugged. Kim nodded.
"It's late." Kim said awkwardly. "I'm going to go." She said pointing to the door. Shego waved her out, having not moved from the spot on the bed.
"So…you going to do something with her?" Kim asked. She didn't know why she was there. She should have jumped out of the window the second she got the chance.
'I think I should teach her a lesson about messing with the people I care about." Kim didn't say anything and just let herself out. The sitch was a bit complex and draining and she wanted to get away from both of the woman. Shego made her feel really uncomfortable most of the time. The way she acted as if nothing was wrong with the situation. It made her feel comfortable with it, which in turn made her feel uncomfortable with it. She sighed. It was so the drama.