bonbon: Sorry about taking so long. I was stuck at my grandmother's, bless her soul, where she doesn't have the things I need to update.
Ember: And you're not allowed on .
TheDarkLadyKira: My fault.
Ember: (looks at Kira in shock) No Way! YOU!
bonbon: She was reading naughty stuff. ;)
TheDarkLadyKira: (growls) It was an accident I didn't know that was going to happen and I didn't even read it that far down. Our aunt saw something she shouldn't have. (pouting) Oh yeah bonobon has good news her stalker has finally moved on to the proposal stage of his obsession. Their wedding is in June of next year with the pastor, all the guests, and bonbon herself held at gun point. I get to pick the music! Oh our little brother got a microwave TV! ;) Come to the wedding if you don't mind psychos, then again isn't that required of mother-in-laws!
bonbon & Ember: (stares at her in horror) What?!
bonbon: (points finger at Kira) Liar! (gives Kira a wary look) Have you been in the sugar cubes again?
TheDarkLadyKira: (putting thirteen so called suger cubes in Earl Grey Tea and sipping it innoccently) No, why would you say that?
Ember: (looks at Kira in awe) You're my hero-ness.
TheDarkLadyKira: Why thank you. (Looks at glaring bonbon and smiles cheekily) Blame Lawliet L and Strawberry AKA Princess Anne (one of Kira's best friends, don't ask) You should be thankful it isn't afro crack. :P SUGAR CUBES RULE!!!!
bonbon: (mushroom sighs) I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or L Lawliet or Afro Crack. !Sugar Cubes! belongs to my sister and her friend, Strawberry.
Ember, Kira, and bonbon: ENJOY!
I walk down the street that I ran down the first time, but looking around I can't seem to find the flippin house. I sigh sitting down placing Fuka on the ground. Another set of people walk by staring at us and whispering to each other. I lunge forward growling. What is with these people?! I look down at Fuka and her floppy ears that were dragging the ground. She looks like a normal rabbit, right? I cock my head to the side trying to figure out why people kept staring and muttering things like 'look at that' or 'wow! you don't see that every day' or my favorite 'isn't that just the cutest.' Let's just say the lady that said that has yet to find the rest of her skirt. I pick Fuka back up and walk down the street till we arrive at another row of houses. I look around and spot one that looks a vaguely familiar. I take a step towards it but-
"Well you don't see that every day." Comments a voice from behind me. I spin around snarling. Not again! I pause blinking in confusion at the absence of people.
"Huh?"
"Up here puppy." Calls a catty voice. I look up and what do ya' know, sitting on the brick wall that lined the street were two cats. Ironic, huh?
"Oh. My. God. Sacha look at that fur. It is absolutely gorgeous."
"You know what Riley it is." They both jump down and circle me inspecting my fur.
"How do you keep it this white? I would die for fur this white and silky." He purrs rubbing against my stomach.
"Um…Uh…I was just-"
"Riley darling I think we should give her a tour of our street."
"Fabulous idea, Sacha, absolutely Fabulous."
"Um…excuse me?" I ask the black girl cat, watching them both warily. It's not that often you see two cats admiring a dog's coat.
"Yes sweetheart?" She says sweetly, almost purring. I gulp. This is getting way to creepy for me.
"I was just looking for a certain house, actually a specific person. Do you think you could help me?" I look between them both as they share a look. Riley the orange tabby shrugs his shoulders.
"Why not, she's certainly cute enough." Was that supposed to make sense? Fuka hops up from under me sitting down in between my front paws. The cats only glance at her before looking back at me.
"How about we go somewhere where no one will interrupt us?" Sacha suggests glaring at a few humans walking by. Riley walks towards an alley way with Sacha following. She flicks the tip of her tail like a finger beckoning us.
"Come on." I bend down to pick Fuka up before dashing after the two psycho cats. Riley jumps up onto a crate while Sacha lounges on a couch cushion.
"So dear who are you trying to find?" Sacha asks.
"Um…Shuichi Minamino." I say flinching slightly, not completely sure these cats were sane. I hear Riley groan.
"That piece of meat." He mewls.
"Riley! Don't terrify the poor puppy with your fantasies about the boy." She looks at me apologetically. "He's practically in love that boy. He loves his hair. Says a human could never handle hair like that and keep up with it, but whatever." She looks at me with a glint in her eyes. "May I ask why you would be looking for him?" She gives me a curious flick of her tail.
"Well…h-he…is going to help me…um, get off the streets." I finish lamely. They both look at me skeptically. But seem to shrug it off as Sacha walks past me and sits in the mouth of the alleyway. I walk over to her, Fuka following at my heels.
"The boy lives in the house with the cherry tree in the back yard. It should be blooming soon, actually." I nod remembering a tree when I left in a rush. I pick Fuka up and follow Sacha as she leads me to a house a few meters down the street, Riley following behind. They both jump up onto the wall. Sacha looks down at me with a pleased look.
"This is the last place we saw him two months ago." Sacha says. I look at them horrified.
"Of course we haven't been here in almost three weeks, so he could still live here." She tries to sooth me. I place Fuka on the ground and grin up at them.
"Thank you both." Sacha waves it off with her tail.
"Nothing to it." She says before walking away using the wall as her catwalk. No pun intended. Riley watches her leave a few more feet before leaning down towards me.
"Get me a lock of his hair." He whispers.
"Riley!" He winces.
"Bye." He says before scrambling after Sacha. I watch them leave with a dazed expression. I loom down at Fuka. She looks up at me curiously.
"I think my weirdo meter just broke, not just that. I actually think that tom cat was gay and for the fox." I shudder at the thought of ever being attracted to that fox. I sigh looking back at the house. How do you get on the good side of a fox who you tried to kill a few days before?
"What do you think Fuka?" I ask looking down at the curious little cabbit. She looks up at me with big brown eyes.
"Mew." I sigh.
"I thought you would say that. Well up you go." I say picking her up and walking to the backyard. I look around and find the tree the cats were talking about. Sitting Fuka down I walk over and stare up at the tree and its beautiful pink blossoms.
"Wow." I whisper in awe. Fuka hops over to the tree. She leans towards it sniff the bark then quite deliberately licks the bark. I laugh as she sniffs and sneezes at the taste. I walk over to her and lie down under the tree. I rest my head on my paws. Just a little nap, till they get home. Fuka hops in front of my face and mewls pitifully. My ears flicker forward and she obviously takes this as a signal, because the next thing I know I have a cabbit crawling up my face and falling asleep on my head. I smile hearing the purrs shaking her little body. I open my jaws wide it a yawn before drifting off to sleep.
I wake up to voices whispering. I raise my head to realize that standing in front of me was a boy, but behind him standing next to a man was Shiori. I scramble to my feet, slightly dazed from sleep.
"Not to close, Kakoda." Shiori warns reaching for the boy. Who ignores the warning and reaches out with his hand intending to pet me. I stare at Shiori as his hand descends upon my head. My tail automatically wags at the enjoyable sensation of him scratching behind my ear.
"See. What did I tell you, honey?" The man comforts Shiori as she keeps an eye on me and her son. My head turns left and right looking for Fuka. Where did she go? Kakoda wraps his arm around my neck in an affectionate hug.
"Mom?" Kakoda asks. You could hear the plea in his voice. Shiori looks at him sternly.
"No pets, Kakoda." The man looks down at Shiori and turns her around having a silent talk with her. When they turn back around Shiori doesn't look too pleased, but neither does the man.
"We'll keep her-" Shiori begins. Kakoda does a quiet 'Yes!' "But only till we find her owner." Kakoda nods his head.
"Yeah mom." He says standing and running to hug her. She smiles down at him. Well, well, Fox. I believe I just found a way into your hen house.
bonbon: In case nobody got it, Riley is GAY!
Ember:Yeah, just like your Cheweenyjack, Rastus. (glares at Rastus) Stupid Mutt.
bonbon: (glares at Ember) Be nice to him. Besides he's not gay...any more. (looks at Rastus, picks him up, and spins him in happy circles) Now we can have PUPPIES!!!
Ember: You do know he's been neutered, right?
bonbon: (stops spinning) Oh! (squeezes Rastus) Still Love You!
Ember: You have something against gays?
bonbon: (looks horrified and looks at readers crying) I don't hate gay people! I love all people! Please forgive!!!
Ember: It isn't anybody's business what a king does in his castle, the same thing applies to two queens. (pats bonbon reasuringly)
bonbon: Hope you liked the story. (looks away sadly and regretful)
Ember: Suck it up! If they don't like you for saying you wished your dog wasn't gay then forget them! Besides the only problem was his lover was a boxer.
bonbon: He couldn't reach. (giggles)
Ember: (smirks at bonbon) I do believe he is rubbing off on you. (Wiggles eyebrows suggestively)
TheDarkLadyKira: Foxes have eyebrows that wiggle suggestively?
bonbon: (blushes) Stay tuned for the next chapter, when Kurama-
Ember & Kira: SHUT UP!!!