The passenger in the oven
"Bones," Booth said from a far and when he saw Brennan he stopped. There she was in her weird, nerdy glasses that enlarged her eyes. Booth had a sudden fantasy thought.
"Alright, what I want you to do is take off your glasses, shake out your hair, and say." He was now in close proximity,
"Mr. Booth, do you know what the penalty is for an overdue book?"
"Why?"
"Never mind."
"Look what I found huh?" Brennan turned to find Booth holding up a bottle of wine.
"There's that smile," he said handing me a glass.
"Thank you."
"Mhmm."
"We don't even get to get off the plane?"
"Nope. There refuelling then finding us another pilot and," He made a plane sound. We hit our glasses together.
"And we go back home."
"What about his parents?"
"They get to fly back in their own time. Eli is in federal custody now."
There was a few seconds of silence.
"You wanna get off the plane to see those old Chinese bones. Im sorry."
"It's not your fault."
"Yeah it is. Cause Im the one who dragged you out of pure science and pulled you into murder solving."
"That's not how I remember it."
"Really," He said.
"Yes, as I recall I had to force you to take me into the field.'
"Really,"
"Yes. You didn't want to remember? This is all my fault."
"Hey, are you two gonna make out?" said Eli.
"Hey, quiet, you lost your right to talk." Booth said.
"Why do people always think were going to make out?"
"I say we let him sit back there the entire trip back by himself."
"He did kill someone, and he ruined my day, plus you know he's gonna try and drink all the champagne."
"Were gonna need some for later. To us." He said holding up the glass and I hit mine against his. Then they both began to lower their seats and Booths only went half way.
"Wait, how, why does yours go all the way back and mine doesn't go all the way back?"
"Oh, that's just how mine is."
"This is first class, there's supposed to go all the way back."
"Maybe it's because you're supposed to be in coach."
Brennans POV
I woke up in the seat to find that we had always taken off. I then remembered the librarian statement Booth had made and got curious. I unbuckled and went to the laptop. I turned on the webcam and luckily Angela was there.
"Hey sweetie, how are you? Catch the bad guy?"
"Fine, yes, we are on the plane with him right now."
"Good, how's Booth?"
"Sleeping. Hey Ange, I wanted to ask you about something."
"What's up honey?"
"You heard what Booth said, something about a librarian, Im not sure I understand what it meant."
Angela began laughing.
"Ange, please."
"Okay but if I tell you, you have to promise me three things. A) You don't tell Booth I told you, b) you don't get angry at me and think that I am lying just to sabotage it so you and Booth will get together which all in all sounds about right when thinking of me but it's the truth, and c) you have to promise me you will consider it."
"Okay…but would you try to sabotage? I trust you Ange."
"Honey, I have a lot of man knowledge or whatever you want to call it, I know exactly, what Booth was referring to."
"Okay, I promise."
"Alright, Booth was fantasizing."
"Im not sure I understand."
"He was basically asking you to fulfill his sexual fantasies Bren."
"Booth has sexual fantasies about librarians?"
"Hey, guys are weird that way. I once dated this guy who fantasized about opera singers. He actually made me sing opera but…when he found a girl with a better set of pipes he ended it."
"Im sorry Ange. I gotta go."
"Alright, bye sweetie. We'll talk later about what you decide."
"You don't want to watch?"
"What?!"
"Well I assume that Booth is going to deny me and even if he doesn't, I won't be going past any lines Ange, what's the harm? Nothing like sex is going to happen."
"Okay sweetie. Let's see what you got."
Omniscient POV
Brennan set up the laptop so that Angela was able to view the upcoming scene. Angela started laughing when she saw Brennan in the glasses and her hair up and a skirt so Brennan shut off the sound of Angela's side. She walked up to Booth and began shaking him lightly.
"Booth."
"Where's the killer? Fire? Pie?" He sat up. "Bones, what are you doing?"
She carefully took off the glasses setting them aside and pulled her hair down and shook her head. His jaw dropped and his eyes widened. She sat down gently on him and said,
"Mr. Booth, do you know what the penalty is for an overdue book?" in a very seductive tone.
On the other end, Angela, Zach, Hodgins, and Cam watched in shock that Brennan would actually do something like that, and laughing at Booth's reactions.
"Well I guess I should show you then," she said smiling.
"Uh huh."
"Say what?" Brennan said almost in shock at the fact that he agreed.
He leaned in a kissed her, arms wrapped around her waist holding her close.
Angela screamed causing everyone around to stare and cover their ears.
One of her hands rested on his chest and the other on his cheek.
When lack of air became a problem, they pulled back and she rested her forehead against his both smiling and glowing.
Suddenly, the intercom turned on.
"We are ready for take off so please take your seats and buckle up."
She reluctantly got off and he sighed at the loss. She sat in her chair and buckled up.
A few hours of silence, awkward talk and sleep, the plane landed. They grabbed their bags and as they did so,
"So uh, about that," he cleared his throat, "punishment, uh, are you still going to be teaching me?"
"Lucky that woman let us keep her glasses then aren't we?" She smiled and walked by leaving him standing there for a few seconds until he broke out of the trance and ran to follow.