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Recap:
All he had to do was make one false move, and I would be outta here. He already underestimated me, but would he make a mistake??? Well I had to be ready anyways. I tensed my body, and got ready to set my brilliant plan into action.

I just hoped it wouldn't get me killed...

Bloody Bathroom

Luck seemed to be on my side.

As soon as I tensed my body he loosened his grip in my hands and he leaned over to pick up his sword. That was my perfect opportunity!

Yay! I might actually survive this!

I pulled away sharply, and kicked back hard, hopefully getting him in the balls. I missed and my foot collided with his leg, but I had knocked him off balance. I sprung away, and then rebounded getting him in the chest with a rather weakened chakra filled-ish strike.

I immediately turned and started turning towards the bathroom, without looking back to see how much damage I caused, I knew that he would only be momentarily stunned, so I ran as fast as I possibly could without wasting too much chakra. I reached the bathroom door before he caught up to me, but I knew he was hot on my heels...

...and he had the big ass knife.

I turned to close the door, and I locked it in one swift movement. As soon as I was in, I dropped the blood-soaked towel, and grabbed my panties off the tiled floor, quickly pulling them on while hooking my bra over my arms, Zabuza on the other hand, wasted no time assaulting the bathroom door. He started chopping at it with his big-ass knife.

I managed to clip my bra, and started pulling on my hipsters as the knife splintered through the door.

I knew it would take him a while to make a hole big enough for him to fit through, or so I hoped while I pulled up my jeans. Blood had started to drip down - splattering my legs with little crimson droplets. This was definately not good!

As soon as I was half dressed, I started searching for a weapon. The bathroom floor was becoming slippery in my with my blood and my clothes were already turning red.

I knew that Kakashi wouldn't be happy when he came home... Ahhh, Kakashi...

Where was I...?

Oh yeah, weapon. I had carelessly left a couple senbon by the sink, and I inwardly rejoiced at my previous stupidity. I glanced over at the door, and saw that Zabuza was almost through.

Crap! Find a weapon!!!! Mini Sakura now stopped screaming "I'M GONNA DIE!!!" at the top of her lungs and replaced it with: FIND A FUCKING WEAPON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew that I needed something besides a couple sticks to defend me from that monstrous sword. Yes, chakra controlled strikes were powerful, but nothing against a blade that size. I found a couple kunai hidden in the pile of clothing on the floor, and a smoke grenade in my jeans pocket from the game that I had played earlier with Kakashi: 'What's in my Pocket?' Kakashi-style...

So basically strip 'What's in my Pocket?' Don't ask...

Great, I am taking on Hidden Mist's former ANBU assassination expert, with a couple of sticks, some tiny knives and a smoke grenade. I realised that the odds weren't looking all that good... but, I knew that I had the skills to do this.

In the 5 years since fighting him last, I had toughened up. I could hold my own against Kakashi and his Sharingan...

...well, almost.

He beat me every single time, but I was a threat to the Akatsuki, even though there weren't many left. I was currently tracking down the remaining members, and restricted to A and S-Rank missions.

I had just gotten back from an S-Rank last night for crying out loud! I wasn't ANBU for nothing.

Now that I had given myself an inner pep talk, I was ready to take him on.

I jumped to the ceiling, and sent a decent amount of chakra to my feet to keep me up. Usually I could do this without thinking, but my current state demanded more brain power than usual. I also put some in my hands so I was on the roof and in a crouched position above the door. I pulled out a kunai, and clamped it between my teeth.

My mind flashed back to when Zabuza had supposedly died... He fought the same way. Kakashi had stabbed a kunai through the triceps of both of his arms; he couldn't even form hand seals anymore. Then I realised that he had full use of them now.

Calling upon my training as a medic-nin, I deducted that the muscles must be damaged, and that they would be more vulnerable than anywhere else. He could still lift that massive sword, which was an amazing achievement in itself. The sheer size of it, and its subsequent weight, was an indicator of his strength.

Marvelling at his strength wouldn't help me. I had deduced his weak spot... all I had to do now was hit it.

Easier said than done...

I tucked a senbon in my jeans and got ready to detonate the smoke grenade.

Zabuza finally cut through the bathroom door, and I immediately made my move. I detonated the smoke grenade, filling the bathroom with thick smoke. Visibility was now zero. Hehehe!

Oh, shit! How could I be so stupid! I just gave him a monstrous advantage. His true forte was the chilling Silent Homicide Technique! Fuck! I quickly formed the seals for a shadow clone, and sent her to hide in the shower, to distract Zabuza. She was directly in his path, and closer to the smoke grenade. I just had to get behind him... Masking my limited chakra I pulled the kunai from between my teeth, and got ready to throw.

"A smoke grenade?" He laughed harshly. "You of all people should know that I work best with this sort of thing.

I rolled my eyes... and resisted the urge to speak.

I managed to stay silent as he entered the room, making straight for my clone. I watched as he swung his sword and it cut through my clone as she attempted to dodge.

She disappeared in a puff of smoke.

He had sensed her straight away.

I put more effort into masking my chakra, and waited to see what he would do next. I didn't want to be on the recieving end of that sword. If he hit me the way he sliced through my clone... I wouldn't make it.

Zabuza seemed stumped for a moment, wondering where I had gone, and I allowed myself to breathe. Just then a hand snaked up and grabbed my arm, pulling me down from the ceiling.

WHAT?! How the hell did he find me?

Fuck a monkey! He couldn't have heard me, and I was masking my chakra!

As the smoke cleared, I saw the killing intent in his eyes. Uh, OH!!!! As he swung the sword in my general direction, I quickly grabbed another kunai from my jeans and used the two to hold back his massive sword.

I wasn't strong enough to do it with just one as Kakashi had all those years ago.

"A kunai?" he chuckled. "You're just like you were five years ago...young, beautiful, but weak." He remarked, as he pushed down on the sword with an outrageous amount of strength, trying to cut my skin.

I pushed back, and retorted to his previous comment. "Oh, you remember me do you? I'm touched! I didn't recognise you until I saw that fucking big-ass knife of yours, you bastard." My voice was loaded with sarcasm, as everything that I said in that sentence was a blatant lie. Except for the bastard bit that is...

"You kiss Hatake with that dirty mouth of yours?" he spat back.

I lost my temper. He had now brought Kakashi into this!

Inner Sakura finally stopped running in endless circles and decided to lend me some mental support. Ignoring the pain in my muscles, I pushed with all my might against the oversized carving knife finally freeing myself from that immense pressure.

"What do you think?" I yelled back.

His sword flew in my general direction again, but my temper was at its highest point, and the amount of adrenaline coursing through my veins gave me almost inhuman reflexes.

I flattened myself against the ground to dodge it. He then swung it down.

This felt like it was a fucking fitness test.

I threw my body to the left, and kicked out sharply, aiming for the handle, knocking it form Zabuza's grasp. The sword slid across the tile, throwing up sparks as it went, and finally skidded to a halt. My personal celebration was cut short when he kicked me against the wall.

I spat out blood on impact.

My kunai clattered to the ground. I scrambled to pick them back up, knowing that I didn't have a chance without them.

After that encounter with the wall, my back sent urgent messages to my brain telling me to end this quickly before it gave out on me.

Zabuza seemed momentarily surprise by my counterattack, but that didn't slow him down. He simply picked his sword back up and swung it again. As his chest was momentarily exposed, I acted and threw a kunai, but I realised that I had made another mistake.

Now I couldn't hold back the sword! I needed at least two kunai!

Note to self: Next time Kakashi decided to go somewhere after fucking me senseless, make sure I go with him, until my brain returns to normal.

I flipped back and landed on my hands, twisting my body away from the sword even though my arms were screaming in protest. I landed a couple meters away from the demon, in a crouched position, waiting for his next attack, desperately trying to think of a way to get out of this mess.

Then I realised how he had found me.

There was a large puddle of blood under where I was crouching beforehand, and my bloody footsteps ended there... my own blood had given me away. Damn! I should have thought of that! My hand went to my neck and I pumped chakra in, attempting to stifle the ever increasing flow.

As I was flipping back, Zabuza had blocked my incredibly weak attack and taken a step forward – he was now within striking distance. But he was the one that did the striking.

As I was preoccupied with healing my throat, I could only defend myself with one hand... and that hand was busy supporting my weight.. I could barely crouch without falling flat on my face.

I was entirely open to attack.

He kicked out again, and I smashed through the remains of the door.

Chapter 2 is up! Sorry this has taken so bloody long!
This chapter has been living on my computer for ages now, I just haven't had time to post it.
Mid-terms plus moving house... not easy!
...and there isn't all that much time to write...
Enjoy it and watch my incredibly twisted humour unfold...
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KiKi-Chwaaaaaan :3

P.S. Thanks for all those fantastic reviews... I did put me into a a crazy writing frenzy...
I was just to lazy to post it...Sorry!!
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