Well I know I haven't updated in a long time and I'm sorry! But here is a new chapter to the best of my ability. Enjoy XD Please R&R

-Generation Pope

A Random-Hearted Side Project

Chapter 2

Once upon a day, Sora was flying through the universe with Goofy in the trusty Gummi ship.

"SIMMONS! Hyuck Huyck! Stop Simmons!" Goofy screamed.

"What are you going on about now?" Sora asked exasperatedly.

"Simmons is running away!"

"WHO the FUCK is Simmons!?" Sora demanded.

"Well Hyuck, I kinda' wanted a new companion, plus what am I gonna tell the Ousama when I get back to the castle!"

"Well who said we wanted a new duck! We killed the old fowl for a reason! And did you just call King Mickey Osama as in Osama Binladin!?"

"No you silly goose! Ousama is King in Japanese!" (got to learn that vocab' folks)

"Since when do you speak Japanese!? You know what, never mind, were heading to Neverland."

Sora made an abrupt turn towards never land sending Goofy flying out the front window of the Gummi Ship.

"SORAAAA" Goofy Hicked from space.

Sora sighed and turned and went to fetch Goofy. He ripped both arms off of Kevin, the Gummi maintenance guy who liked to camp out in Cargo, and held them out for Goofy to grab onto.

After Goofy was back in the ship Kevin died of blood loss.

"Sora I think we should name the Gummi Ship! HYUCK" Goofy hyucked.

"It already has a name stupid! Sit down my dead- I mean dear Goofy, it's flashback time!" Sora announced as he used his Marijuana to make a smoky flashback effect in the air.

"Hey Sora! I wanna name the raft!"


"No way Riku! I do!"

"Alright, since we are having an inter-friend conflict I think we should have a race to figure out who gets to name it."

"Alright…"


"If I win, we name the ship Riku's Cool!"

"I'll tell you what I wanna name it once I win" Sora said smugly.

"Your on! Just a second" Riku picked up his Cambells soup can telephone

"RING RING, Hi yeah, Kairi, we need you to ref our race! Get down here Hoe!"

A minute later Kairi appeared.

"ALRIGHTY GUYS HAHEHHAH!" Kairi giggled.

"READY, STEADY! GO!"

With that they set off. Riku ran across the bridge, up the hill, up the stepladder, down the handlebar transporter thing and touched the star.

"That's funny, it's already lit up, like someone's been here, but there's no way I'm loosing!" Riku thought as he powered through and returned to Kairi.

"Sorry RIKU! Sora's the winner!"

"But how!?"

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"NO FAIR! REMATCH! This time, no using that way!" Riku yelled and he lined back up at the starting point.


Sora rolled his eyes and lined up.

Kairi suddenly fell into the Ocean.

"Oh fuck it! GO!" Sora yelled and they were off.

Riku jumped onto the bridge thing and part of it collapsed. Riku fell into the shallow water on top of the splintering wood.


"NOOOOO! My ankle! But I must power through! The raft must be called 'Riku's Cool!"


Riku started dragging himself along the shoreline like that perverted old mans dog in Family Guy until he reached the little sand cliff thing.

Sora had stopped to tie his shoe and was now walking at a leisurely pace along side Riku, he being a bit ahead of his crippled competition.

Riku slowly dragged himself up onto the bank and slowly limped up onto the ladder for the handle bar transporter.

Sora had been just behind Riku at this point, as he had stopped to plant a bear trap in the sand.

Riku was climbing the ladder at snails pace, limping up every step or so. By the time they got to the top Sora was so angry he was about to kill Riku. But he controlled his anger and settled for violently shoving Riku off of the side of the platform.

Riku fell to a very mangled injury because coincidently he had fallen onto the bear trap.

Sora felt like having a nice jog, so he jogged to the star, touched it and then jumped onto a coconut tree. He grabbed a coconut tree and whipped it at Kairi who was just getting out of the water, from across the beach. She fell back in and no one cared.

Sora felt he had won badly enough so he went to Riku who had just gotten free of the bear trap.

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"Garwsh Sora! What an interesting childhood flashback!"

"Shut up Goofy, no one wants to hear you speak. It's like trying to listen to rat poison, boring and pointless but fun none-the-less".

They suddenly arrived at Neverland.

"HEY GUYS!" Yelled an unfamiliar flying Elf.

"Oh my god! It's the green giant from those frozen bags of peas!" Sora screamed and he whipped peas at Peter Pan.

"No, no silly, my name is Peter, Peter Pan."

Sora bit into Peters arm.

"You have a bread like texture about you, anyways my name is Sora, and this is my follower Goofy."

"Nice ta'meet cha HYUCK!" Goofy said as if that whole sentence were one word.

"So, your a homeless orphan?" Sora asked. "Because all this world is, is a giant ship that holds 4 people, and a clock tower, which is inhabitable for people."

"No I'm not homeless, anyways, we need to save this world from heartless! You'll help me right?"

Sora stared at Peter with a blank look on his face for around 4 minutes.

"Sora…are you okay?" Peter said and he waved his hand infront of Sora's face.

"STAY OUT OF MY BUBBLE ANUOOS FACE!" Sora said and he broke Peters right hand.

Sora noticed Peter's foot was defying the laws of scientific matter, and was falling into the floor.

"AAHHH Sprit of the undead! Be gone, be gone!" Sora started to beat Peter senseless with the end of his very dense and blunt keyblade.

"Owww Sora What are you doing!?" Screamed peter whom was in extreme agony.

Suddenly it started to rain acid in the ship and Peter got his hat burned off before the rain stopped.

"Sorry Peter I just thought that you might be an undead spirit sent to the earth to steal everyone's boxing gloves and then bathe in them for your own amusement. You just strike me as the kind of guy who would do that.

"Ummm…anyways… Hey Sora! Look out!" Peter lunged at a heartless about to attack Sora.

"Garwsh Sora, Peter just went and saved you all fancy like"

"Shut up Goofy, I thought we already had the Rat Poison talk!"

"HEY Wait a second! You know, I never really thought about this, but since we were already doing flashbacks today Goofy it got me in the mood to kill you, I mean think about old times.

And When I was on my island my wooden sword that cost $3.50 AMERICAN dollars! Couldn't beat a heartless! But Peter Pan's dagger, which cost $2.45 NEVERLANDIAN dollars (one neverlandian dollar is equivalent to 0.05 American dollars), could slay one just fine! I don't see the logic here. I mean, Yha Goofy, you come from the ultimate kingdom and stuff, but Peter, your just gay…" Sora ranted.

"OH PETER! Watch out!" Sora screamed and he drew his keyblade, Peter turned quickly to see what was going on behind him. Once Peter had turned his back to survey the area that was behind him, Sora began beating him senseless again with the keyblade.

"Goofy! Get over here and help me beat Peter, or I'll deep fry Simmons when we get back on the ship!"

Goofy reluctantly came over and began to beat Peter into the ground with his shield.

"Yessssss spread the pain, the despair and destruction! MUHAHA" Sora cackled.

Sora then stopped beating Peter and ran to step on a save point. Just a peter was going to retaliate and stab Sora; Sora removed him from the party. He placed mini Peter in his pocket for later use of navigational skills and of course magic pixie dust. Just then they spotted a green trinity.

"SORA!" Goofy called. He bent over in a very presenting formation.

"What the hell!, are you doing Goofy?" Sora said like it was normal for things like this to happen.

Sora walked over to Goofy and began to beat him with Tinker Bell who was currently residing in an old oil lamp.

Once Goofy was bleeding enough for Sora's contentment, Sora walked over to the trinity spot and pulled the rope that would release the ladder.

"Come on you soon to be rotted corpse, let's blow this joint" Sora said. He dragged Goofy's mangled corpse onto the glowing green save point and suddenly the glowing stuff started to grope Sora.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Sora yelled as he felt glowing stuff flow up his pant leg.

"Hurry Goofy!" Sora yelled and he kicked Goofy in the side.

"I said hurry Damn it!"

Goofy was almost in too much despair to talk.

"Hurry and do what Sora? Hyuck…" Goofy managed to say.

"Never mind you bumbling Idiot, your never useful to me or my plans!" Sora said.

Just then they appeared on top of the clock tower. Sora's keyblade started going crazy.

"HEY! Stop that you wretched blade!" Sora yelled. He managed to get the keyblade to stop trying to seal the keyhole by shoving it into Goofy.

He pulled Peter Pan from his pocket so that he was back in the party.

"Fly me to my 'FUCK RIKU!' or I'll stop your heart." Sora threatened.

"Your…what?"

"My 'FUCK RIKU!' Do it now bitch!" Sora yelled.

"Garwsh Peter, I think he means the trusty old Gummi ship." Goofy said, still a mangled bleeding mass of nothing.

Sora grabbed Peter's elven ears and rode off to the Gummi ship, off to the next destination!

So yeah, hoped you liked it. Please R&R! -Generation Pope