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Dukat cleared his throat and carefully took the microphone out of the stand. Somebody in the audience hooted and the others laughed at the Cardassian's obvious discomfort. Smiling deviously, Dukat spoke into the microphone.
"Unfortunately the song I've chosen is a duet. Major Kira would you come up here and join me?"
Kira began to shake her head as the others cheered and pushed her up to the stage.
"No way!" she yelled over the noise. Dukat pulled her up to the stage and she glared at him.
"What song have you picked?" she asked grudgingly.
Dukat pointed up at the screen and Kira began to shake her head again. "No. No way."
Sisko and the others cheered again as they recognised the opening music to...
"I believe in miracles," Dukat sang. He turned to Kira. "Where you from? You sexy thing!"
"Dukat, I'm going to kill you!" she seethed.
"I believe in miracles, since you came along, you sexy thing!"
"Sexy thing you," Kira muttered. Every fibre of her oozed hatred and anger for the nearby Cardassian and Dukat knew as soon as the last line of the song faded, he would have to run. Fast.
"Louder!" Sisko yelled. "We can't hear you!"
"Where did you come from, baby? How did you know I needed you?"
"How did you know I needed you so badly?" Kira felt her face flush bright red from embarrassment. "H-How did you know I'd give my heart gladly?"
"Yesterday, I was one of the lonely people!"
"Now you're lying close to me, making love to- right that's it!" Kira chased Dukat off the stage and he ran out the holosuite doors, Kira close behind him still brandishing her microphone.
Once everyone had finished laughing, Bashir started to walk towards the stage to pick his song. Everybody turned round as the holosuite doors opened, expecting to see Kira carrying Dukat's head. The real sight was slightly different...