Julian couldn't hide his grin as he made his way to the microphone on the stage. He pulled the microphone out of its stand and stood at the front of the stage.
"I feel so honoured to finally be able to sing for you tonight," he gushed.
"Get on with it, Julian!" Dax yelled.
A little deflated, he stepped back as the music began. He counted the beats in his head, getting to the last three before the song began.
Doo doo doo...
"We love to boogie!" he sang a huge cheesy grin plastered to his face as he "boogied" around the stage. Lights flashed around the room. "We love to boogie! Jitterbug boogie! Start up the conga!! Oh, we love to boogie on a Saturday night!
"Belinda Mae Fender's got a Cadillac Bone
Jenny's lost her cherry walking
all the way home
The passions of the Earth blasted it's mind
Now it's neat sweet ready for
the moon based grind!"
Someone whooped.
"Go, Julian!" Dax screamed. Keiko laughed.
"We love to boogie!
We love to boogie on a Saturday night
We love to boogie
High school boogie, jitterbug boogie
We love to boogie on a Saturday night!"
Glitter burst into the air from the stage and the screen behind the doctor came alive with colourful swirls. He pointed down at the audience.
"You rattlesnake out with your tailfeathers high
Jitterbug left and smile to the sky
With your black velvet cape
We love to boogie, we love to boogie
Jitterbug boogie, Bolan pretty boogie
We love to boogie on a Saturday night
and your stovepipe hat
Be-bop baby the dance is where it's at! Everybody!"
"I LOVE TO BOOGIE
YES I LOVE TO BOOGIE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
I SAID I LOVE TO BOOGIE, I LOVE TO BOOGIE
JITTERBUG BOOGIE, I LOVE TO BOOGIE
I lLOVE TO BOOGIE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT!" chanted the station crew.
The music stopped and the lights returned to normal. Out of breath, Julian staggered to the mic stand and attached the microphone.
"Did you like that?" he yelled.
"YEAH!"
"Do you want some more?" he screamed.
"NO!"
Sisko and Worf scrambled onto the stage and pushed a shocked Julian out of the way.
"But I..." he tried. He dropped his head. "I boogied..."
Aw poor Julian...
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