AN: Hey guys! I know I'm a horrible person for never updating, I'm sorry.As for the date used in this chapter I figure the election ended in mid-november, she went to her mom's then was in California by like the 20th of November. Now her and Logan are in Star's Hollow and I'm gonna say it's the 1st of December, or around then.

I've got the gift of one liners
And you've got the curse of curves
And with this gift I compose words
And the question that comes forward
Are you perspiring from the irony
Or sweating to these lyrics
And this just in
You're a dead fit
But my wit won't allow it
The inside lingo had me at hello

Luke: What will it be?
Lorelai: COFFEE!COFFEE!COFFEE!
Rory: and COFEE!COFFEE!COFFEE!
Logan: um orange juice
Rory/Lorelai: ORANGE JUICE!?
Lorelai: Psst, Rory, are you sure you really love him, I mean orange juice?
Rory: Hmm I know he's weird, but all the good ones are taken or gay, I mean Kirk was my first choice but he is taken too, plus he's always had a thing for you.
Logan: What do you mean all the good one's are taken?and Kirk?
Rory: What can I say, you haven't seen him naked…yet.
Luke: Well I'm officially disturbed from this conversation and the flash back of Kirk at the inn opening so if you'll excuse me.
Lorelai: It's okay I'll erase that image from his head later.
Rory: Eww mom……and dirty.
Logan: I sometimes wonder why I missed you guys.
Lorelai: Hey, mean limo boy.
Luke: Here's your coffee, orange juice, and a thousand pounds off food that will kill you.
Lorelai: There Is lettuce on my burger!
Luke: You have to eat one vegetable a day at least, you're insufferable.
Lorelai: Love you too.
Rory: Aww I like you and happy Luke.
Lorelai: Me too kid.
Rory: Speaking of happy Luke, when does he officially become Daddy.
Lorelai: I dare you to go call him that.
Rory: Mom
Lorelai: Ok fine actually we did pick a new date, a better date then any other day, for example way better then June 3rd. Our wedding is going to be…brrrrrrrr
Logan: Why are you making a helicopter noise?
Rory: It's a drum roll and don't ask.
Lorelai: The date of my wedding is January 31st
Rory: Oh my god! So soon. Wow!
Logan: Congrats.
Rory: You know you're gonna give grandma a heart attack when you tell her you have a bit less then two months to plan a wedding.
Lorelai: That's why I waited till tonight because the news or you and Logan, aka the Golden Boy, the morning and evening star in my parents eyes is back in your life, Aka The Gilmore family savior, also known as Lorelai the third.
Rory: Oh Mom.
Luke: Can I get you anything else.
Lorelai: COFFEE!COFFEE!COFFEE! to go.
Rory: Coffee for me to, Daddy.
Luke:Ok coffe…What?
Lorelai: I told her about January 31st.
Luke: Oh
Rory: I'm so excited! Will you buy me a pony Daddy, o wait no a starbucks, and daddy I want it now!
Luke: Ahh geesh, here's your check you lonnies.
Logan: So now it's off to see the Gilmores
Lorelai: And their no wizard of oz

I want someone provocative and talkative
But it's so hard when you're shallow as a shower
And from what I've heard with skin you'll win

AN: Please review! I'm really gonna try and post again tomorrow or even tonight.