AN: I'm a sucky person for waiting this long to update. I really have no excuses; hopefully I've learned the errors of my ways and will be better now. So, basically this chapter takes place the Monday after Friday night dinner.
I come home in the morning light,
My mother says "When you gonna live your life right?"
Oh,mother,dear,
We're not the fortunate ones,
And girls,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have fun.
~brrrrriiiiiinnngggg, brrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiingggg~
Lorelai: House of Usher, we're waiting to fall. How may I help you?
Emily: Lorelai, that is no way to answer your phone. What if I was a client or what if this was an emergency, would you talk to an officer, or any other official like that?
Lorelai: Depends on how he looks in his uniform, mom.
Emily: Honestly, public officials are not to be ogled.
Lorelai: Is there a reason you called, or did you just want to discuss the proper way to talk to a man in uniform.
Emily: Well, Miss Celine happens to be in town today and I thought that
maybe you can come by the house after work and we could discuss the outfits for your wedding party.
Lorelai: I don't know mom I'm really busy.
Emily: Well, Lorelai maybe you should have considered your schedule before you decided to have your wedding in two months. But, if you're too busy I'm sure Rory wouldn't mind wearing a burlap sack, maybe we can twist together some pipe cleaners for a boquet. Luke could have all the groomsmen borrow his flannel shirt and dreadful baseball caps, the photos will be simply charming.
Lorelai: Is 4 o'clock good, then.
Emily: Yes, that sounds just perfect, Celine will be so happy too see you. Till 4, then.
~4 o'clock~
Maid: You must be Lorelai, you're mother and Miss Celine are in the living room.
Lorelai: Also known as the torture chamber.
Maid: Pardon me?
Lorelai: O, nothing.
Emily: Lorelai, why are you standing in the hallway? Come in here now.
Miss Celine: There she is, Natalie Wood!
Lorelai: Hi, Miss Celine. How are you?
Miss Celine: As good as expected, my dear. I'm getting on in years and am no Judy Garland anymore, that's for sure.
Lorelai: Really, Miss Celine I hope I look as good as you do, when I'm your age.
Miss Celine: Flattery will get you everywhere. Now to the task at hand, tell me all about your young man.
Emily: Perhaps, we could discus Luke another day. We really must begin planning this wedding. So, Lorelai who are you planning on having in the wedding party.
Lorelai: Well, Rory will be my maid-of honor. Sookie and Luke's sister Liz will be my bridesmaids. Jess is Luke's best man, T.J will be his groomsmen.
Emily: Well, Lorelai you must choose another groomsman, a bridal party can not be uneven.
Miss Celine: Your mother is absolutely right, darling! Even numbers must be had.
Lorelai: Well, I guess I can talk to Luke.
Emily: Wonderful. So we have 3 on each side, which should be sufficient. Now what colors are you considering?
Lorelai: Well, I was thinking maybe blue or yellow.
Miss Celine: Blue would be divine, it would make you're stunning eyes even more vibrant. Oh, to be a bride again, eh Natalie
Emily: Blue sounds nice, classic. Well, let me right that down. Okay, now let me see. Oh, there's just so much to do, honestly Lorelai January 31st are you sure? Why you only gave us two months to plan your wedding I'll never know, it's simply ridiculous. Between the dresses, and the place settings, the venue, the caterer, the entertainment, you need more then two months notice to reserve the best. Lorelai, are you even listening too me.
Lorelai: Yes, of course. Two months not enough time. Alright, scratch everything. We'll elope.
Miss Celine: Oh, how romantic!
Emily: Nonsense, you'll be having this wedding Lorelai, we just need to work harder.
Lorelai: Kill me now.
Emily: What was that?
Lorelai: I said, Flowers now?
Emily: Excellent idea, now what we're you considering?
When the working day is done,
Oh,girls,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh,girls,
Just wanna have fun....
Girls,
They want,
Wanna have fun.
Girls,
Wanna have
AN: So this chapter was kind of filler, I just wanted to start working on this fan fiction again. Please review and let me know what