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BUZZ!!!

Purinsu_san56: IT'S A HOE!!! POKEBALL, GO!!!!

Not_SogeKing_04: Aw! It appeared to be caught!

Purinsu_san56: Sorry, I'm listening to the poke' rap

Not_SogeKing_04: XD

Purinsu_san56: MASTAH BALL!!! CATCH SOME BITCHS!!!

Not_SogeKing_04: A wild USOPP appears!

Purinsu_san56: -----CAN'T SPELL

Purinsu_san56: LAWL

Purinsu_san56: Awww, I would be considered a wild SANJI.

Not_SogeKing_04: Give a nickname to captured USOPP?

Purinsu_san56: F____

Purinsu_san56: FU___

Purinsu_san56: FUB__

Purinsu_san56: FUBI_

Purinsu_san56: FUBIT

Not_SogeKing_04: XDDDDDDDDD

Purinsu_san56: I couldn't resist

Not_SogeKing_04: I'm gonna name you...

Not_SogeKing_04: Sexieroxip

Purinsu_san56: SHITFAC

Not_SogeKing_04: ...

Not_SogeKing_04: Shitfac?

Purinsu_san56: It's SEXYROXDYP

Not_SogeKing_04: Why not Shitface?

Purinsu_san56: BEACUSE SHITFACE DOESN'T FIT

Not_SogeKing_04: Yes it does!

Purinsu_san56: SHIT FAC IS FUNNIER

Not_SogeKing_04: I named my Chimchar Fuckface.

Purinsu_san56: YOU WOULD KNOW, CLITMASTAH

Not_SogeKing_04: I thought I was Fubit.

Purinsu_san56: Oh, right

Not_SogeKing_04: Zoro is Clitmastah.

Purinsu_san56: XD

Not_SogeKing_04: And that makes you...

Not_SogeKing_04: Shitfac.

Purinsu_san56: BIDOUCHE!

Purinsu_san56: Oh

Not_SogeKing_04: YES.

Not_SogeKing_04: Bidouche.

Purinsu_san56: LAWL

Purinsu_san56: NO WAIT!!! I'M-

Purinsu_san56: I forget the name....

Not_SogeKing_04: You're Shitfac Sexieroxip Bidouche III.

Purinsu_san56: BUTTKINS!!

Not_SogeKing_04: XD

Not_SogeKing_04: NO WAIT!! YOU'RE SAXJI!!!

Purinsu_san56: D8

Not_SogeKing_04: Clitmastah, use Attract!

Purinsu_san56: The attack was ineffective

Purinsu_san56: SAXJI!! USE FLASH!!

Not_SogeKing_04: CLITMASTAH is paralyzed.

Not_SogeKing_04: Trainer USOPP is paralyzed.

Purinsu_san56: XD

Not_SogeKing_04: XD

Purinsu_san56: That would be pretty awesome if FLASH actually did that.

Not_SogeKing_04: D= Oh Lord...

Purinsu_san56: I'd use that move all the time!

Not_SogeKing_04: I already do!

Purinsu_san56: Wait, I thought you were a Poke'Mon

Purinsu_san56: FUBIT GET BACK IN YO BALL!

Not_SogeKing_04: Pokemon can train other Pokemon!

Purinsu_san56: 0_0

Not_SogeKing_04: So says Mewtwo.

Purinsu_san56: Oh right.

Not_SogeKing_04: Honestly, haven't you seen the movie?

Purinsu_san56: Mewtwo says Poke'mon are the dominant species.

Not_SogeKing_04: THEY ARE.

Purinsu_san56: He says clones ARE BETTER THAN THE REAL ONES

Not_SogeKing_04: Humans are more worthless than Shedinja against Pokemon.

Purinsu_san56: Shedinja?

Purinsu_san56: She NINJA?

Purinsu_san56: I DON'T KNOW

Not_SogeKing_04: It's a Bug/Ghost pokemon that ONLY HAS 1 HP EVER.

Purinsu_san56: FAILinja

Not_SogeKing_04: It can be level 100 and still be fucked by a level 1 Togepi.

Not_SogeKing_04: It's so cute but so useless...

Purinsu_san56: As usually all cute pokemon are THAT MAKES ME WANT TO PLAY MY RUBY WITH MY LEVEL 51 SKITTY

Not_SogeKing_04: Also, it's almost impossible to get one.

Purinsu_san56: LEVEL 51 SKITTY=NOT USELESS

Not_SogeKing_04: XD

Purinsu_san56: 8D

Purinsu_san56: It wins all the cute contests as well.

Not_SogeKing_04: WHY DOES THE ONLY BUG/GHOST HYBRID FAIL SO HARD?

Not_SogeKing_04: This is why I stick with Grass types!

Not_SogeKing_04: And Eevees.

Not_SogeKing_04: 3

Purinsu_san56: BECAUSE BUG+GHOST=MAXIMUM FAIL

Not_SogeKing_04: D=

Purinsu_san56: How does a bug go around fucking a ghost anyway? And vice versa?

Not_SogeKing_04: I like the Ghosts, but they're too hard to get and they have almost no good hybrids.

Purinsu_san56: What are they doing fucking each other anyway?

Purinsu_san56: WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION?

Not_SogeKing_04: BECAUSE WE'RE GEEKS WITH NO LIVES.

Purinsu_san56: FAIL

Not_SogeKing_04: I LIKE POKEMON.

Not_SogeKing_04: Why can't they be real?!

Purinsu_san56: i LIEK POK3M0NS!!!!!1!11!!!1!11

Not_SogeKing_04: Animal abuse FTW.

Purinsu_san56: LAWL

Purinsu_san56: BIDOUCHE DESERVES EVERY BIT OF ABUSE IT GETS FOR BEING A WASTE OF SPACE

Not_SogeKing_04: In its defense, it is cuter than Bibarel.

Not_SogeKing_04: But a pile of shit is cuter than Bibarel.

Purinsu_san56: If it didn't exist, Bibarel wouldn't be there to be uglier than BIFAIL

Not_SogeKing_04: XD

Purinsu_san56: I just sent this to you over DA but I'm going to tell you now anyway, you want to go to Taco Hell?

Not_SogeKing_04: YES.

Purinsu_san56: LAWL

Purinsu_san56: M'kay, then how about you get your ass over here?

Not_SogeKing_04: FINE.

Not_SogeKing_04: Just let me get some clothes on.

Purinsu_san56: 0_0

Not_SogeKing_04: Yes, I'm not wearing pants or a shirt right now.

Purinsu_san56: .

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Not_SogeKing_04: Yay for nekkie!

Not_SogeKing_04: I'M HUNGRY.

Purinsu_san56: SO AM I, SO HURRY UP HOE

Purinsu_san56: AM I GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE YOU TO THE DAYCARE CENTER?!

Not_SogeKing_04: YES I NEED TO LEVEL UP FAST.

Not_SogeKing_04: AND LEAVE A DITTO, I'M HORNY.

Purinsu_san56: DAMN IT!!! THAT MEANS I HAVE TO WALK 50 MILLION STEPS AND DEAL WITH 7 THOUSAND EGGS!!!

Not_SogeKing_04: Oh fuck!

Not_SogeKing_04: On two of my games my pokemon won't stop breeding!

Not_SogeKing_04: Everytime I hatch an egg THEY MAKE ANOTHER EGG.

Purinsu_san56: HAHAAAAA

Not_SogeKing_04: So no leveling for them.

Purinsu_san56: I remember I left my Ditto there since the first time I came across the daycare center in Silver and I left it there after I defeated the Pokemon league and when I got it back it was like, at level 50 and all it knew was Transform.

Not_SogeKing_04: FAIL

Purinsu_san56: SRS

Not_SogeKing_04: That's why no one uses Ditto except to make your Pokemon fuck.

Purinsu_san56: I STILL HAVEN'T CAUGHT ENTEI OR RAIKOU

Purinsu_san56: HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT

Not_SogeKing_04: ME NEITHER.

Purinsu_san56: WE BOTH FAIL

Not_SogeKing_04: I've never caught Mew either...

Purinsu_san56: Neither have I

Purinsu_san56: T-T

Not_SogeKing_04: XD

Not_SogeKing_04: Franky's Fubit.

Purinsu_san56: HAH

Purinsu_san56: Franky doesn't play Pokemon

Not_SogeKing_04: Not that you know of.

Purinsu_san56: 0_0

Purinsu_san56: Lawl. you almost done?

Not_SogeKing_04: Yes.

Purinsu_san56: Awesome

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Not_SogeKing_04: I'm coming!

Purinsu_san56: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

If you play Pokemon, then you understand our pain.

*EDIT* LOL USOPP DOESN'T HAVE A BROTHER