And we meat them! I'm not that happy with how this turned out, it seems a little bit too forced. But you can judge that for yourselves.

Disclaimer- I own nothing, well actually I do own some things, like my laptop, and nailpolish, and clay, and mp3, and my copies of my favorite books, but sadly I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS, NOR DID I COME UP WITH THE ORIGONAL IDEAS BEHIND, AND IN TWILIGHT, AND MAXIMUM RIDE.


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We had reached Florida. And since someones brilliant plan fell though, because that someone didn't find out where in Florida the

elusive vampire lived, we were just going to hunt Carisle down at Tampa Bay General Hospital. The details were still a bit foggy though.

The sun had set an hour ago, and I was pretty sure now would be considered the night shift. So I and my merry band of coherts walked into the ER. Ahead of us, was a petite girl, with bounce cropped hair.

"That's Alice." Angel informed me, I wasn't going to question, or wonder how she knew.

"Great, so ask her?"

Angel frowned, "Maybe, she knows we are coming and came to warn Carisle about six 'fakers' looking for them. So she might be a bit hostile."

"So we try to get to the doc, before her?" Iggy asked.

Angel nodded. Of course we all had to take the liberty to notice, the girl, Alice was already past the desk and probably heading towards the other vampire.

"Max, I'm going to run after her, stop her, you guys figure out how to get into the exam room." Angel said, before taking off.

I waved my fist at her, wanting to stop her. Just stopping Angel from anything she put her mind to was like catching smoke, impossible without a glass jar.

"What are we waiting for?" Gazzy asked before walking up to the receptionist.

"I think my brother is having a heart attack." he told the plump woman sitting behind a Formica desk. "He is really red, and having chest pain, and his pulse is really quick, and..." Gazzy looked helplessly at the women, playing bambi eyes. Man, I should have been slightly more careful when I taught theses kids to lie. I must of skipped the part on when it was okay to.

"Which on is he?" The lady asked, kindly.

"The one with black hair." he said loud enough for us to hear, before pointing over at Fang.

This made Fang practically turn red, so at least he fit the describtion.

"Mhmm, is the older girl with you?" she asked.

Gazzy nodded.

"We'll get your brother admitted, but I need to talk to her to get details straightened out." The receptionist said to Gazzy who motioned at me to come.

I stiffly walked over, and shot dart eyes at Gazzy. These kids really wanted to meet the Cullens.

"Yes?"

"Are you legally responsible for these children?" she asked.

I was about to answer the truth, 'hell no, I'm not even legal myself' but caught myself and nodded yes.

"Ok, then I need you to fill out this paper work, and walk your family into room seven when Dr. Parsely will be with you."

I nodded, and did as suggested, pretending to help Fang into room seven. Fang look pissed, poor scapegoat. Getting dragged across the country to have to fake a heart attack. Although I think that its good that he was faking, our docs name was Parsely-isn't that like a vegetable? Or spice or something? I was just hoping that Parsely was just some over name for Cullen, or Carisle. It was completely plausible, I've been in the whole incognito state, so it could just be a code name. If it was, it was a great one, no one going to go into some ER in Florida asking for a Dr. Parsely because they were looking for the Cullens. Well except us, but not really, we didn't ask for a doctor called Parsely. Especially since there was the chance he was actually a Dr. Parsely which brings me back to my whole I am glad Fang was just faking and we weren't actually being admitted to a doctor named Parsely, after a food.

As soon as we were in the room, one Dr. Parsely, one Alice, and one Angel walked in. Angel waved at us and thanked Alice, as she skipped over to us. I was not going to ask.

"Heart attack?" the Dr. Parsely asked, taking out a stethoscope and walking torwards Fang.

Then as if snapping out of a trance, shook her head. "Carisle stop, they are posers. Dangerous posers." she sounded genuinely panicked.

The doctor, Dr. Parsely, Carisle turned around to look at the girl. And raised his eyebrows. "Ms." he said, authoritatively "are you supposed to be here?"

Clasping a hand over her mouth she shook her head violently.

"Do you know where you are supposed to be?" Dr. Parsely asked.

"Yes." Alice chirped.

"Do you need a nurse to take you back, or can you find our way back to your ward on your own?"

"I'm fine." Alice turned on her heal, and slightly to fast for a human, darted out of our room.

"Sorry, loose phych patient, I've heard they are busy up there. Now because you are," Dr. Parsely checked his notes, the ones I had given the nurse "19, a heart attack is very unlikely. Plus you go pale not turn red. So lets take a look see and find the problem so you can feel better in no time."

The stethoscope came back out and was about to be placed on Fangs heart when Fang with drew.

"Like hell your taking a look see." Fangs teeth grated, as he shot cold eyes towards Gazzy.

"Sir, please sit calm down, and sit down so I can listen to your heart beat." the blond haired, golden eyed, pale doctor said, trying to take control of the situation.

"Uh-uh." Fang crossed his arms and crouched into defensive position.

"Son, we need to find out whats wrong with you, or you might die. Chest pain can be very serious."

"Nothings wrong with, me." Fang said. "The only problem here is that an eight year old, and his gang of fan-freaks wanted to find you, so we found you."

Deep.

The smell on antiseptic was starting to get to me, and as amusing as a Fang face off might be, I stepped in.

"Hi," I said sticking out my hand to shake, " I am Maximum Ride." I shook hands with the doctor, whose hand was freezing. "We are looking for the Cullens, and we happen to know you are him. But before you say anything or over react, know we are freaks of nature too."

Checking that the were no cameras in the room, I opened my wings as far as they could go.

The doctors eyes opened wide. "I see, you are Angels." his voice seemed to trimmer a little bit. "What do you want? Can I help you?" he seemed genuinely scared of us.

"Angels, no. Human-avian hybrids." I smiled, "And if you don't mind you could help us by just letting us formally meet you and your family."

Carisle looked at us, thinking. "I'd like to know more about you, and how you found us. I'd also like to assure our presence won't leak to the public."

"Seems fair enough." Iggy said.

"Yeah. Well like I said, I'm Max, then theses wonderful mutants are Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel." I pointed each person out. "Well we were created by Itex, or Itexicon, and we found out they were planning on destroying half of the worlds population, and we had to stop them. Recently we destroyed them, so we were crashing at my moms house until Nudge got all caught up in your books. And it seemed to be contagious. So one afternoon we were arguing whether or not you guys were real. So to settle it we flew to Forks, to find you were not there. So we found the werewolves. After telling Embry who we were and why we were looking for you, he pointed us to Leah. Who after some convincing to us you were in Florida, and that you and..." I tried to think of the one who could read emotions name "uh, Jasper worked here. And so we impoved to get in. And I marvel at you cover name, Dr. Parsely, hah, love it." That was a Nudge ramble, oops.

"Oh," Nudge said "we also wanted to find you because we too have books written about us, and I, we wanted to meat other real characters."

Carisle nodded. "Right we are then." He pursed his lips "Why was Alice so alarmed?"

"Uh, we probably seem kind of dangerous if you don't know us. Probably because we are super dangerous, if we chose to be." Nudge answered.

"Ahh." Carisle said. "How old are you?"

"The three of us." Fang pointed at me, Iggy, and himself are fourteen. "Then, 11, 8, and 6." He pointed to the right person when he said the age.

"How'd you pass for twenty two?" he looked at me.

"Lisences are far too easy to obtain." I waved my fake id. "and I need to be legal for stuff like this, especially when it is a real emergency." I shot a third pointed look at Gazzy.

"Ok, then I will take you to meet the rest of my family. Just give me a second to collect my things."

And so that is how we are meating the Cullens. Exciting huh? I really, truthfully thought they weren't real. I mean vampires?! Come on.

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