I was quite frightened when my friend IMmed me and this was the first thing she said:
Purinsu_san56: GIVE ME A GUN. I NEED TO GO SOMEPLACE TO TALK TO SOME PEOPLE.
Oni_Giri02: Huh? What happened?
Purinsu_san56: I HAVE FUCKING SPYWARE.
Purinsu_san56: AGAIN.
Oni_Giri02: OH FAIL
Purinsu_san56: SO, I FIGURED, INSTEAD OF FIXING MY COMPUTER, I'D FIND THE MAKER OF SPYWARE AND FUCKING KILL HIM.
Purinsu_san56: I DON'T MIND GOING TO JAIL.
Purinsu_san56: IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN ANYWAY.
Oni_Giri02: It was bound to happen?
Purinsu_san56: WHAT?
Purinsu_san56: NO QUESTIONS, GIVE ME GUUUNNNNZZZZZZZZZZ
Purinsu_san56: I'M JUST GOING TO GO CRY IN A CORNER
Oni_Giri02: ...
Purinsu_san56: http: .com/ 124kfhz. jpg
Oni_Giri02: Are you finding pics just to fit your mood?
Purinsu_san56: IT'S REALLY FUCKING EASY
Oni_Giri02: That's actually me sometimes....
Purinsu_san56: TINYPIC IS LIKE THE BREEDING GROUND FOR ALL EMOTION EXPRESSING PICTURES
Purinsu_san56: FUCK YOU VIAGRA.
Purinsu_san56: FUUUUCCCKKK YOU
Oni_Giri02: 0__0
Oni_Giri02: What are you doing with Viagra?
Purinsu_san56: THE VIRUS IS REDIRECTING ME TO PAGES FOR IT.
Purinsu_san56: GOD
Purinsu_san56: DAMNIT
Oni_Giri02: So, uh, how are you?
Purinsu_san56: Great, you?
Oni_Giri02: 0_0
Purinsu_san56 has signed out.
Oni_Giri02: That's a scary answer coming from you in comparison to what happened earlier-and you signed out. Great.
Purinsu_san56 has signed back in.
Purinsu_san56: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Oni_Giri02: 8|
Purinsu_san56: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE333333333333333222222222222222222222222211111111111111111111111444444444444444444444442222222222222222222
Purinsu_san56: WTF WHY WOULD I WANT CUPONS?
Purinsu_san56: NO REALLY?
Purinsu_san56: VIAGRA AND CUPONS.
Purinsu_san56: WHY
Purinsu_san56: WHY
Purinsu_san56: NO
Purinsu_san56: WHY?
Oni_Giri02: I.... don't know.
Purinsu_san56: IT MAKES NO SENSE.
Oni_Giri02: Neither does that sentence.
Oni_Giri02: DON'T KILL ME
Purinsu_san56: MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING PRICKS.
Purinsu_san56: I DON'T CARE. .
Purinsu_san56: I'M KILLING YOU ANYWAY.
Oni_Giri02: D8
Purinsu_san56 has signed out.
Purinsu_san56 has signed back in.
Purinsu_san56: YEEEESSSSSS
Purinsu_san56: ES
Purinsu_san56: YES
Purinsu_san56: UYO;HDF;U2R
Purinsu_san56: 3U8OPJDF
Purinsu_san56: EPRI=239=-0E=40ODR
Purinsu_san56: AND IT'S TAKING FOREVER FOR MY AVG TO SCAN
Oni_Giri02: You okay?
Purinsu_san56: NO. AVG IS TAKING FOREVER. I HAD TO TURN MY FUCKING SYSTEM RESTORE OFF. AND THE FUCKING VIRUS IS CUTTING ME OFF FROM MALAWAREBYTES AND ADWARE.
Purinsu_san56 has signed out.
Purinsu_san56 has signed back in.
Oni_Giri02: Are you having problems?
Purinsu_san56: Yes
Purinsu_san56: the virus is kicking me off my internet.
Purinsu_san56: I plan to kill myself to solve this problem.
Purinsu_san56: I think it will work
Purinsu_san56: just hold on,
Purinsu_san56 has signed out.
Oni_Giri02: WTF DON'T DO IT!!
Purinsu_san56 has signed back in.
Purinsu_san56: Did you actually think I was going to kill myself?
Purinsu_san56: YYYEEESS
Purinsu_san56: http: // .com/ albums/b246/chalkitdown/ TV%20Shows/ Entourage/
Purinsu_san56: See, I'm even using a happy gif
Oni_Giri02: LOL
Oni_Giri02: I'd like to see you do that.
Purinsu_san56: I almost did when it was gone. Except it involved more crying in relief
Problem solved without violence :D