Mickey: Last time on Total Action Kingdom, actually, so much had happened las time, it's almost too much. First we introduced our new members: Axel, Namine, Laxene, Terra, Ven, Auqa, Vincent, Seifer, Lulu, Selphie, Wakka, and Sephiroth. They all adjusted nicley and had a few rivalries with some campers. Axel and Roxas competed for Namine's heart, but it's was obvious that she a thing for the blonde. After lunch, we took our players to the Norawigan distric of the island for thier fist challenge. The Stamboats won and the Runaways had to vote someone off. Larxene knew of Selphie getting on everyone's nerves. Larxene couldn't let a member of her "alliance" go first so she tricked everyone to vote out Seifer. He will be missed. Time to see how the final 23 unfold in... TOTAL...ACTION...KINGDOM!

(Theme Song)

(The Runaway's district)

Laxene: Wakka!

Wakk: Yeah, mon.

Larxene: Go, to the U.S.A district and get me a soda.

Wakka: But it's 10 'o clock, mon.

Larxene: Oh, I'm sorry. I just thought that you WANTED to go tothe final three. I guess I was wrong.

Wakka:....... fine.

(Confessional Stall)

Larxene: So I guess I deserve the money since I totally conned these losers into doing what I say.

(Competition)

(Terra, Aqua, and ven are sitting together)

Terra: I like you guys.

Ven Same here.

Aqua: Yeah.

Terra: So I think we should, ya know... protect each other.

Aqua: Like an alliance?

Terra: Kinda... yeah.

Ven: Sounds

(Namine in sitting alone on the German gazeebo while Roxas sneaks in behind it)

Roxas: Psst, over here.

Namine: Hey, you. Why are you out so late.

Roxas: Well... I uhh just wanted to make sure you were OK. Since you fought off the troll ya know.

Namine: Well, it was no big deal. Ya know, you didn't go down to fast yourself.

Roxas: Thanks.

(They are about to kiss but just before thier lips meet, Axel shows up)

Axel: Sup guys.

Namine: Oh *blushes* nothing (runs away)

Roxas: Way to go, you jerk.

Axel: Hey, hey. Easy. I was just popping by. Any way why are you in our district.

Roxas:.... I got better things to do. (walks away)

Axel: I'm so gonna take that kid under my wing.

(The Steamboat's camp)

(Sora and Kairi are making out)

Sora: Don't you ever wonder who the other team voted off.

Kairi: Shut up and kiss me.

(They continue to make out)

(Leon is leaning against the boys cabin when Roxas walk in with Namine)

Roxas: No, you deserve better than a goth and a girl that can't shut up.

Namine: I'm glad you found me.

(They kiss and she walks in)

Leon: So... you hittin' that?

Roxas: Wha, no. She's not like that.

Leon: From that kiss, how can she not.

Roxas: Listen. Shut up. I really like her, don't ruin it for me.

Leon: You have my word. Besides, I wouldn't ruin a friends chance at a major babe. I'm just not that knid of guy.

Roxas: Really? Oh thanks, man. I owe ya.

Leon: Don't metion it.

(The next morning)

(Everyone is asleep when Mickey comes in with a helicopter and a megaphone)

Mickey: (in megaphone) Morning, players. Get ready in meet me in the Japanese distric in 10. See ya there. Haha.

Aerith: Ohh, it's 5 AM.

Sora: Tell me about it.

Kairi: (comes out from under his covers) Totally.

Aerith: Ahh!

Kairi: Relax.

Sora: Yeah, we just cuddled.

Aerith: Oh, phew.

(Japanese distict)

Mickey: (dresssed as a geisha) Oh, hewro, pwrayers. Time to go the chowenge now.

Leon: Doesn't that stirke you as a little racist.

Mickey: Dude. That's two time you just called me out.

Leon: Sorry, but I think that...

Lulu: So when's biker nerd gonna shut up. Cuase I really eant my munny.

Leon: Biker nerd!?

Mickey: Hehe, Good one. So today's challenge will take all day. You will into the baboo groves and camp there for the night. You must find your own food. Build your own shelter and avoid getting killed. Once again I drew a mad for each team. Hmmm... Terra, you're the captain of the Runaways...and uhhh, Cloud's the Steamboat's captain... Go!

(They run into the bamboo groves)

(The Steamboats)

Aerith: Anytihng new captain man.

Cloud: First stop, you're mouth.

(Him and Aerith make out)

Leon: Ok, by the looks of it, we're at our campsite. Sora, Kairi, and Auron get food. Riku, Tidus, and Tifa go get water and the rest of us will build the shelter.

Sora: Set Hut!

(The teams run into the bambo grove)

(The Runaways)

(Terra and Aqua are sitting in fron of a waterfall)

Terra: Okay... favorite movie?

Aqua: Well... you'll think it's stupid.

Terra: No, you can trust me.

Aqua: Well, I really liked Pretty Woman.

Terra: Oh, well. That's a good movie.

Aqua: Hehe, you're so gay. So... favorite color?

Terra: Dark green. Favorite season.

Aqua: Definatly winter.

Terra: No way, me too. Favorite... book.

Aqua: Easy. The book my favorite professor suggested for me, The Rain's Love.

Terra: Never heard of it.

Aqua: You wouldn't, he wrote it.

Terra: He sounds like a cool guy. Can I meet him.

Aqua: Uhh...

Terra: What's wrong.

Aqua: Noth, he just... passed away last year.

Terra: I'm so sorry. Is there any way I can make it up to you.

Aqua: No, it's not your fault. You didn't know.

Terra: Sorry.

(She kisses him)

Aqua: It's ok.

(The Runaway's camp)

(Everyone is bulding while Vincent is donig nothing)

Larxene: Would it kill you to do a little work Mr. Vampire.

Vincent: I don't do work. And I'm not a vampire.

Larxene: Uhrg.

(A helicpoter overhead with Mickey in it comes by)

Mickey: (in a megaphone) By the way, you'll each vote someone out. in the woods. Mouse Out!

(The Steamboat's camp)

Yuna: I beleive that the time will come that we will al be one ofthe true pack of life as we set out into the blistering wild that is each other. As we each have different abilities that make's us be one in the eyes of each other. That make's us impossible to be as of individual values to one another.

Leon: (rolls his eyes)

(Aerith and Cloud laugh)

(Eliminations for the Steamboats)

Mickey: You have all cast your votes and now I think that it is time to see who is really hated. The first controller goes to........... Sora.......... Leon .......... Tidus........... Kairi........... Aerith............ Cloud............Yuffie.......... Tifa........ Auron........ Roxas..........People this is the final controller and I'm not even going to puase because we all know that there is know way that Hottie McHot Guy the Dreamboat lost to Crazy Carzy Braod. So I guess you lose again Yuna.

Yuna: Huh? Wha?

Leon: You lost! Good bye! Again, don't come back.

Yuna: You guys really are mean.

Sora: Huh?

Yuna: Yeah. DOn't think that you're excluded from being the ones people hate just beacause you paint that stupid smile on your face. Everyone knows that you're all just playing it up so people wil like you, or you'll be famous. Everybody knows that no one will ever hear your name again after this is over. So if you all think that playing the fake happy, fun, nice guy... think again. Personally, you're all just as coniving as this one (Points to Leon).

Leon: Eh, I've been called worse.

Yuna: Yeah, it's true. I actually tihnk that this guy is the best player since he has no attempt of covering his selfish ways. Good bye, jerks. (walks away)

Sora: Yuna wait. (chases after her) I'm not pertending. I really do like you. I don't think anyone should try to ide who they are.

Yuna: Suuure. I know that you're just playing it up for the cameras. I'm LEAVING.

(She leaves on the boat)

(Eliminations for the Runaways)

Mickey: So here we go again. Ven, Axel, Larxene, Wakka, Selphie, Sephiroth, Aqua, Namine, Lulu, Terra, controllers for the lot of you.

Vincent: Hey, Mick. You forgot thier most important player... Me.

Mickey: Yeaha, no. Yeah, later.

Vincent: Whatever, losers. I don't even like you guys anyway.


Mickey: See, That's what I like in an episode. Short Sweet and full of hatred. Good night, everyone.


Okay, I know I'm going to get so much hate from everyone because of Vincent. I actually wanted him to go far, but I already had a list planned out. And there was no room for him. Sorry.