Mickey: Last time on Total Action Kingdom, the teams went on a little hunting outting. That is if you consider hunting to be fighting with each other in the woods for six hours. So since no one can really win in a camping challenge, I just did what any bored host would do and kicked two members off the show... for good. Time drew to an end and Yuna ran her mouth again. While Vincent did absolutly no work for the Runaways. So those two were sent home just like any other dimwits who would ruin thier chance of 999999 munny. Now, who will go home, who will stay, and will I be a crappy fan fiction host fro a low rated reality show for the rest of my life. All these questions and more will be answered on TOTAL...ACTION...KINGDOM.

(Theme song)

Sora: So when did you decide to be a strong silent type.

Auron: I don't know.

Sora: I noticed it before when you were first on my team. You didn't talk to anybody.

Auron: I guess.

Sora: So where are we?

Auron: I... I don't know.

(The camera zooms out to reaveal that they walked into a forest in an unknown district)

Sora: Oh...

Auron: ...crap.

Leon: Anyone seen Sora or weirdo silent dude?

Aerith: No.

Leon: K.

(The Runaway's district)

Namine: Okay I'm at the border of Germany and Italy, so what now. Aww man, I can hardly read this secret love letter some guy wrote. Ahh!

(Someone pulls her into a bush and makes out with her)

Namine: WHO IS THIS!? (she sprays her violater with pepper spay)

Roxas: Ahh! Oww! (Comes out of the bush)

Namine: Oh my God, Roxas. Are you okay. I swear I didn't mean that.

Roxas: Ahh! No, I'm fine. The burn goes away.

Namine: I'm sorry.

Roxas: What the hell were you thinking?

Namine: I thought you were some molester.

Roxas: On a TV show?

Namnie: Well... (she kisses him) How about I clean you up and then we can finish what we were doing in the bush.

Roxas: Sounds good to me.

Ven: Terra, can I talk to you about something?

Terra: Sure, little man. What is it.

Ven: I knda like a girl here, but din't know how to tell her.

Terra; Wel well well.

Ven: Please keep this between you and me.

Terra: Sure. So, who is it?

Ven: *blushes* Lulu.

Terra: WHAAAA!? You mean gothic loony Lulu

Ven: Nevermind. See, she has this inner beauty that would be gorgeous to find. She also had a lot of rough times and I can relate.

Terra: Well, I've never judged. Goth chicks don't think the same as regular chicks. They think like they... how do goth chicks think?

Ven: I thought you would know.

Terra: A goth GUY would. But we just voted out McVampire. Damn.

Ven: Aqua.

Terra: AQUA? She's no goth bro.

Ven: I know, but she has dealt with death. Remeber she told you about her teacher who passed away.

Terra: Yeah, yeah. I'll go find her.

(Everyone is infront of Mickey at the docks)

Mickey: Okay, so today's challenge will... wait. We're missing a few. Where's Auron and Sora. Oh well. Sucks to be them 'cause this challenge will test you mind. Now usuall we like to do skill-based challenges. But we thought exposing you for the dimwit you are would be way more fun. Any one who answers a question right gets invincibility. Easy, right?

Everyone: yeah, yes, ect.

Mickey: WRONG! You'll be asked questions about the quantum threory of phisics. Everyone get to your podiums.

(At the podiums)

Mickey: Anyone can buzz in and answer. The fisrst one right, wins. First question: How many neutral atoms are in the common virus?

Everyone:............o_0

Mickey: Anyone?

Riku: Fine. I admit it. I majored in the physics threoy in high school. (he buzzes in) 27.

Mickey: Correct. Riku has one invincibility. You can get more and give them to people, but after 20 questions, the team with the most invinciblities win. If you go to eliminations you can use an invincibilty.

Sora: Aww, man. It's been hours and I don't know where I'm at.

Mickey: Okay. Her we go: How many particles do you need to form the smallest element?

Ven: (buzzes in) 1. Looks like pretty boy isn't the only one who took junior physics.

Lulu: Brains are so hot. (stares at Ven and he smiles back)

Mickey: So that's one for Ven and one for Riku. Next: How can light escape a black hole?

Riku: (buzzes) By uses the lightspeed theory to warp to another galaxy before the hole materializes.

Mickey: does a collied material neutralizer use to feed on?

Ven: (buzzes) Basic matter.

Mickey: Correct

(16 quesions later)

Mickey: So the scores 10-10. Time for sudden death. The fisrt one to answer right wins. How are two elements that make up the same parts to the sme matter different.

Riku: Uhh... umm.

Ven: (buzzes in) No two are alike.

Mikcey: Correct. So I guess the only two players that can get voted off tonight are Auron and Sora.

(Auron and Sora apper out of the bushes)

Sora: YES! We made it back.

(Eliminations)

Mickey: So after passing out all of the controllers, looks like Auron is out once again. Bue, dude.

(Auron leaves without saying a word)

The theory of physics is actually a subject I know quite well. All of these answers were actually right.