A/N: Hi, guys. I know you have all been waiting for this chapter for months. I don't know if you know this, but I'm blocked from accessing my fanfiction account from my computer. I've had friends post stuff for me, but one by one, all 3 of my posting buddies have been called away because of internet issues, being grounded, having finals. Stuff like that. So it's just me, who has to sneak onto her brother's computer when he's not here. I'm sorry guys. I can't guarantee regular updates.

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"I will now tell you about my curse," L began dramatically.

Light stared at him suspiciously. "Is this going to be some crappy story about how you're stuck as a doll until you find your true love?"

"Yes," L affirmed. "Raito-kun is rather perceptive."

"What?!"

'It's true," L said calmly. "I was cursed many years ago. At that time, I was fully human. I was a college professor."

"A really eccentric one," Light muttered.

"True. I was very young for a professor in those days. I was still in my late twenties. Most of my students were only slightly younger than I was. One student in particular took a liking to me. He wished to date me. At that time, such behavior was scandalous. I refused. He killed me and then killed himself. To make up for my closed-mindedness, I am doomed to this existence until I can accept another lover."

"You expect me to believe this?" Light growled.

"Yes."

"What book did you take this from? Seriously, if he killed you, how do you know he killed himself?"

"He too became a doll," L said quietly. "I suspect that he currently resides with your sister's friend."

"What? Oh…oh yeah. Damn, if he's anything like you, I'll need to rescue the poor girl before he molests her."

L frowned. "Beyond is gay. If he is attracted to me, he will not also be attracted to a little girl."

Light scowled. "Beyond? What a weird name. Both of your names are weird, actually."

"L is not my real name. Beyond is also not his real name. It is the names we have chose for ourselves. I will reveal my name to you once we are intimate."

"Ew! No, no, no. We are not becoming "intimate'. No way!"

L pouted. "You don't feel sorry for me, trapped as a doll for eternity?"

"I don't do pity sex," Light snapped.

"Do you do any sort of sex at all?"

"None of your business!"

"Are you sure you won't at least try? My refusal to engage in a homosexual relationship is what brought the curse upon me."

"I told you, I don't do sex for no good reason."

"So am I right in assuming you are a virgin?"

Light sighed. "Yes."

"You waited for me?"

"Not for you, idiot. I only want sex with someone I love. I'm not doing it with every fucking stranger I meet."

"Let me at least try," L murmured. He crawled on top of Light and pinned him against the bed.

Light's eyes widened. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"Seducing you," L said calmly.

"Wh-what?! You can't do that!" Light struggled, trying to push L off.

"Raito-kun is incorrect. I can always try. I might not succeed, but I will always be able to try." He leaned in and kissed Light's lips gently.

Light didn't understand why his body chose that moment to go completely rigid. He couldn't move, even after L pulled away.

"You're blushing," L noted. "Am I correct that you are attracted to males?"

Light stayed still, feeling his face flush with embarrassment.

L cocked his head to one side. "Is Raito-kun injured?"

Light took a deep breath and at last he could move. "Yes, you dumbass," he growled, snatching a pillow and beating L with it. "You just crushed my pride and self-esteem by making me absolutely helpless. Of course I'm not alright."

L ducked Light's blows. "But did Raito-kun like it?"

"being molested?"

"Yes."

"No!" Light roared. He shoved upwards, knocking L off the bed. L reached up and grabbed Light's shirt, pulling the boy down with him. Light landed sprawled atop L.

"You fucking bastard," Light growled. "Do you know what a jerk you've been?"

L didn't seem to be really listening. He smiled at Light blissfully. "Ah, I forgot what a proud man you are, Raito-kun. Of course, it is much better this way. I apologize for taking charge. You are the seme. I will follow your lead."

"Huh? Oh no, no, no…that's not it at all." Light scrambled backwards.

L grasped Light's shirt and pulled him back down. 'Don't deny it, Raito-kun. Your body is reacting to me."

Light flushed a deep shade of maroon. "It's just hormones, okay? Nothing to do with you."

L let go. "Okay."

Light scrambled backwards, a suspicious look on his face. "Okay? That's it? You're giving up just like that?"

"As I said before, Raito-kun is the seme. He will take the lead. I am just making my feelings known. When Raito-kun is ready, I will be ready."

Light snorted. "Don't hold your breath. You're not interested in me at all. You just want to rid of this curse. You're trying to get the first man you see to fall in love with you sot he curse will be broken."

L looked pained. "If it was a matter of finding a willing partner, I would have been free long ago. They could have easily fallen in love with me. But I was not interested in them so it did not work."

Light rolled his eyes. "Don't even try to tell me you love me. It's a fucking lie."

L nodded. "I know I do not love you. But I like you quite a bit, much more than any of my other masters. How could I sit and do nothing when it is possible I love you. If you love me back, the curse will be broken."

"You'd have sex with someone you like, not love?"

L blinked innocently. "Sex could turn like into love."

"That's not how things work," Light growled. "For someone who's been raped, you're awfully eager to try again."

"If I'm willing, I don't see a problem," L said cheerfully.

'You're weird," Light growled. "You want to have sex with me because you like me. If you never actually fall in love with me, aren't you just sleeping around with strangers? I don't think being a whore is going to cure anything."

L stiffened. "Raito-kun is the first person I have wanted to have sex with willingly. I am not being a whore. I am almost certain this relationship will work out. But Raito-kun does not want to try. He wants me to remain cursed forever."

"I don't like you like that," Light growled. "I liked you better when you were an inanimate object."

L looked unhappy. "Then I suppose it is for the best if you keep me clothes from now on. It will be easier for both of us."