Mickey: Last time on Total Action Kingdom, the teams traded players. Namine went to the Steamboats and Riku went to the Runaways. In addition, they each got team merchadise. Guys got bicept bands and girls got braclets that each said the team name. So now it was challenge time. Riku and Namine sky dived for thier teams and Riku wiped out BAD. While Namine's team was there for her and caught her. In a complete turn of events, Sephiroth got voted off because of Larxene's scheming. What will happen next on TOTAL...ACTION...KINGDOM?
(Theme Song)
Sora: It's a sucky competition.
Kairi: Yeah.
Yuffie: Yeah.
Aerith: But why him? Why Riku?
Cloud: Maybe it's 'cause he's like hot and athletic and stuff.
Leon: He's hydroginated enough that we can all fantasize about him and not be gay.
(Namine and Roxas show up)
Namine: Hey guys.
(Sora, Leon, Cloud, Aerith, and Yuffie glare at her)
Namine: What?
Roxas: I-I uh think that they're a little sour about you taking Riku's place.
Namine: Oh. Well, I can't bring him back. But I can be the best darn competitor I can be.
(They continue to glare)
Namine: Well... I-uhh.
Roxas: Babe, it's best to leave it go. They never learn.
(They continue to glare)
Roxas: Yeah, well, we're gonna go stand over there.
(They walk away)
Roxas: Don't worry about them. I'll make sure you don't go.
namine: Yeah, but this is a popularity contest right. I mean, they keep thier friends and vote everyone else off.
Roxas: Not if we win.
Namine: Oh you're good. (She kisses him).
Selphie: Oo! Can I touch your arms.
Riku: Haha, yeah. Sure.
(Larxene pulls her away)
Larxene: Selphie can I see you for a sec?
Selphie: Sure. (to Riku) Be right back hon. (They walk away) What is it?
Larxene: You can't like him.
Selphie: Why not?
Larxene: We're friends, right?
Selphie: Totally.
Larxene: Well, friends don't date boys thier friends like.
Selphie: Uhhh... Okay.
Larxene: Good, we need to stay focused. So go get me and Riku a drink.
Selphie: Uhh... Okay.
Mickey: Okay. I see that some of you are adjusting to your new teams. Now for the challenge. Once agian, you need to outlast everyone. Push yourself to the edge. Become the chalenge itself, thus be the challenge's master and experience the challenges total drive.
Leon: So why are we upside down.
(The players are being hung 50 feet in the air by their ankles)
Mickey: I dunno. The last one hanging wins for their team. See ya in an hour. (he leaves)
Leon: Great. This sucks.
Yuffie: It's not all bad.
Leon: Yeah, it is. I'm stuck on this crappy island for a whole other season, and one of my best friends just left.
Sora: Yeah, but wht about the 999,999 munny. That's gotta rock.
Leon: Nope. I gave it up last time. I might as well give up this time.
Aerith: No, don't you have to much to lose.
Tidus: Yeah. Why don't you get your head in the game.
Leon: Shut up.
Wakka: Da blood is rushin' to ma head, mon.
Selphie: i can stay here for live ever 'cuase I was like the champion upside-down girl in like forever. It was like so cool...
Lulu: No offense, crazy chick. But we all don't give a crap.
Selphie: That's cool. Like when I...
Lulu: I get it.
Terra: It could be worse.
Ven: How?
Terra: Well... there could be a pool of sharks be neath us. Yeah. Sharks.
Ven: You're an idiot.
Aqua: I think he's cute.
Terra: Aww, c'mere.
(Terra and Aqua try to swing their ropes and kiss but fail)
Terra: Yeah, it's bad.
Aqua: I got an idea. How about a word game like 20 Q.
Yuffie: Oh, I love 20 Q.
Aqua: Awesome. Me too. I'll go first. It's a person.
Sora: Male or female.
Aqua: Male.
Ven: Famous actor?
Aqua: Yeah.
Riku: Dead or Alive?
Aqua: Dead.
Cloud: Heath Ledger?
Aqua: YES!
Cloud: Alright. me next. Person.
Namine: Male or Female?
Cloud: Female.
Leon: Aerith?
Cloud: Yes, dude.
(Everyone laughs and the shaking makes who ever laughed's rope break)
Mickey: Oh, I forgot to say that these are super fragile ropes. Even shaking breaks them.
Tidus: So who didn't laugh.
(Tifa is still hanging)
Tifa: Wasn't funny.
Mickey: And the Steamboats win.
Steamboats: Woohoo, alright, yeah, yes, ect.
Mickey: Yup. That means the Runaways are going to the eliminations tonight.
Selphie: (Grabs Riku and kisses him)
Riku: What the hell.
Larxene: *gasps* how could you?
(Eliminations)
Mickey: You all cast you votes and made your desicions. Controllers to.........Riku, Larxene......... Wakka.......... Terra, Aqua, and Ven......... Lulu......... Axel. That leaves you Selphie. You didn't get a controller and you must leave.
Selphie: hey, we al gotta go some times right. Except if you win. Which is only one so what does that matter cause that's like one out of like 24 so I know...
Everyone: Leave.
(Confessional Stall)
Larxene: She shouldn't have kissed him. I warned her.
