Mickey:Last time on Total Action Kingdom, Things were tough for the Steamboats. They weren't taking Riku's leave so well. So they took it out on Namine. In the challenge, the Steamboats and the Runaways got along pretty well, but Tifa was the one who won. At eliminations, Larxene wanted revenge at Selphie for taking Riku from her. So it was Selphie who left. Welcome back to TOTAL...ACTION...KINGDOM.
(Theme Song)
Axel: I love this show!
Lulu: You seem excited. Why?
Axel: C'mon. I thought I'd slip up the first episode and get the boot. Now I've survived like a whole bunch of eliminations.
Lulu: Whatever... spazz.
(Ven walks up with some black flowers)
Ven: Some beautiful flowers for... a beautiful chick.
Lulu: You're so gay. But yeah, they're pretty.
(Ven blushes, but Lulu kisses him on the cheek)
Leon: Didn't you ever wonder what kind of people watch us, or what they think? I mean, we all do stuff we'll regret. So some pervert back at home is probably eating it up.
Yuffie: Yeah. I like to think the a cute guy is watching and wants me.
Leon: *Ahem*
Yuffie: I'm just kidding Lele. (She kisses him). Gotta go (she walks away).
Cloud: Nice. You got her hooked on you now, bro.
Leon: I know right. I'll just have to save her from one more elimination, and she'll be al mine.
Cloud: You're not gonna TRY to get her on the chopping block... are you?
Leon: It's the only way. Otherwise, she''ll never respect and love me.
Cloud: That's so stupid. Tell me how that goes once she dumps you. I gotta go meet Aeith at the Chinese district for lunch. See ya.
Leon: Bye.
(Sora and Kairi are infront of an eleborat fountain in the American district)
Kairi: You know what today is right?
Sora: Uhh... Pancake day at the breakfast bar.
Kairi: What? No, today's the anniversary of the episode we conviced our love.
Sora: Oh yeah. Well... I was just kiddin' around.
Kairi: hehe. It's okay. Well...
Sora: Well...
Kairi: You mean no kiss?
Sora: Oh right.
(They make out)
(The players are on the dock facing Mickey)
Axel: What is it, Mickey.
Mickey: Well... I like you guys and all, but...
Namine: What?
Mikcey: Well, my wife, Minnie, was nagging me last night. So we're going on a second honeymoon. I can't host for a few episodes so we got a few replacements. I'm sure the honeymoon can't take more that one or two episodes. So Meet Xemnas (Xemnas arrives on a boat) He'll be your host for this episode. You'll love it Xem.
Xemnas: **** you.
Mickey: Haha, you're such a jokester. Well... byegottago. (He runs to the boat as fast as he can).
Riku: So...
Xemnas: SO YOU'LL DO WHAT I SAY FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS, PUNK!
Riku: Uhh... okay.
Xemnas: That loser mouse may have let you do whatever you want. Now things go my way. You eat when I tell you to eat. You speak when I tell you to speak. You...
Terra: Uhh, Mr. Zexion...
Xemnas: YOU WILL CALL ME CAPTAIN SIR. Now for the stupid challenge.
Everyone: Yes Captain Sir.
Xemnas: You tired yet.
(Each team is holding on to a rope tied to a 100lbs. weight)
Everyone: No, Captain Sir.
Xemnas: Good, cause we're not leaving til one team drops out. And the last team standing wins.
Everyone: Yes, Captain Sir.
(One hour later)
Sora: I can't feel my arms.
Xemnas: DID YOU JUST SPEAK WITHOUT PERMISSION SOLDIER!?
Sora: Uhh...
Xemnas: "Uhh" is not the answer. 20 push-ups.
Sora: But then I'll have to let go of the rope.
Xemnas: GO!
(Sora does 20 push-ups)
Xemnas: Ny the way. If you let go. You can't grab on again. Bye bye, soldier.
(Sora walks away)
Xemnas: Now let's see who's the real tough guy.
Ven: Catain Sir...
Xemnas: What maggot!?
Ven: Can we please have some food. mickey at least brings us the sandwiches.
Xemnas: WHAT!? Well, do I look like Mouse? Do I have big ears? Do I star in cartoons?
Ven: Well...
Xemnas: ENOUGH! If you want food, I'll go get "food". Hehehe.
(Xemnas walks away)
Cloud: Man, I never thought I'd miss Mickey.
Leon: You said it.
Yuffie: Come to think of it, Mickey was pretty nice. Even though he, ya know, tortured us.
Riku: Compared to this guy, Mickey's a saint.
Lulu: I did kinda like the little guy.
Aqua: Yeah, I was excited to meet him, too.
Terra: But you guys make Mickey look like some terrible man one minute, than a hero the next.
Leon: Well, he was a cool guy for all the torture.
Aerith: Mickey liked us at the end.
Riku: I'm sure he still does.
Roxas: No offense to the newbies, but Mickey like us way more.
Namine: I noticed.
Xemnas: Okay, here's your gosh darn food! Now EAT!
(Xemnas throws slop on the player's faces)
Xemnas: you will lick the slop of your own fac if you are hungry enough.
(Sora walks by with a sandwich)
Sora: Hey guys. What's up?
Xemnas: Thank you, son! (He takes Sora's food) I been hungry all day!
Tifa: That's it! I had it! (She pushes everyone on her team and the block falls and she picks it up) Come here!
(She chases him with the block)
Aerith: Uhh, Tifa. You just made us lose.
Tifa: You're next, princess.
Ven: Wait, if they lost... then we won.
(They let go)
(Eliminations)
Xemnas: You all voted. Now I don't care what Mouse does! I do it how I want to do it. Tifa, you got voted off. Her everyon catch their controllers. Tifa, GET OUT! But first, I thought you were a tough player...
Tifa: OH SHUT IT! I don't even care anymore. You all can suck it.
Sora: What's her problem.