Zexion: Last time on Total Stupid Kingdom, the idiots did some stupid stuff. Then some Xemnas guy came. The Runaways won and Tifa got voted off. Blah blah blah. That's right, I'm doing the recap. Becasue I was hired for this episode. If you have a problem with it just suck my...
(Theme Song)
Lulu: So, I think I... I...
Ven: What is it?
Lulu: I... I... (She makes out with him for a little then lets go) *pant*
Ven: *pant* What was that?
Lulu: Did I do something wrong?
Ven: No... you did everything right.
Lulu: Good
Sora: Okay, bye. (He kisses Kairi and she leaves)
Leon: Dude, she has you whipped.
Sora: She does not.
Cloud: She so does.
Sora: No way. She loves me.
Leon: Yeah, when you on the leash.
Cloud: All you can do now is get to the end and bark.
Sora: Shut up! It's not like that... is it?
Loudspeaker: Go to the docks for the next challenge or whatever.
Wakka: What's up wit de emo host, mon.
Aerith: Probably another fill-in.
(The players are facing Zexion)
Zexion: Mickey said that the challenge is to eat and not barf or something. Well, that's for pussies. Time for my challenge. Each of you cut your wrists, whoever goes the deepest wins.
Ven: Uhh, that's a little unethical.
Zexion: Well, I'm not the only one who can read. I bet any of you brain dead losers would have done just for the money. Well, I guess you have to do what the owner of the show, Scrooge McDuck, says we gotta do. Besideds, his name more like, Screwed TheDuck. I saw that old perv with two Vietnamese prostitutes in his office.
Terra: Uhh, okay.
Zexion: (On his BlueTooth) Whatever. He says that the rules of the game are simple. So even brain-dead skeezes like you could do it. It's one of my suggestions. You each wrote down your worst fear in your applications. So now I'm gonna make you face them. Sora, Leon, and Ven are all afraid of the dark. Terra, Tidus, Lulu, and Larxene are all afraid of snakes. Wakka nad Cloud are afraid of heights...(he reads the rest). You score a point for your team if you face your fear. Well, let's go. Or at least Mickey would say something like that.
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Zexion: The score is 5-4, favoring the Steamboats. So I guess that's everyone but one person. Ven. Ven, your afaid of Sean Connery. Time to face him, bro.
Leon: Haha, seriously? Sean Connery.
Lulu: Shut up! Don't make fun of him. Sean Connery can be scary.
Ven: (His face is red) No, it's okay. See, one time when I was little, I had a nightmare...
(Ven's flashback)
Ven: So I wake up. I try to find my mom and dad, cause I was scared right. So I go out to the kitchen. No mom, no dad. So I check the rec room. No parents there either. I go to look at my dad's work calendar. I found out that he was working late. He wouldn't be home for another two hours. Then, I saw it. There was a faint light coming from my mom's room. I knew she had to be there. So I checked it. The door was shut, but I could hear her. I heard another man's voice, too, with a lot of shaking. So I open the door. And then, I saw it...
(Competition)
Ven: Eee! It's to horrible.
Lulu: Ven, I'm here for you. You can finish.
Ven: Okay, but just for you. I open the door and I see Sean Connery naked on top of my mom. I screamed like heck. See, I was only little, so when I saw a big fat man on top of my mom and she was moaning and screaming. I thought he was hurting her. So I ran. I never told anyone. It was only till I was 8 that I knew what they were really doing. That's when my parents split. So now I go back and forth between their houses and it's all that bastard Sean Connery's fault. If I win this show, I'll sue him for all he's worth.
Lulu: Aww, that's so sweet.
Zexion: Yeah, sweet sweet. Whatever. if you can go up to Sean Connery and give him a hug, you win for your team. If you don't, you lose. And you team will hate you.
Ven: WHAT!? I can't even look at the vile man.
Zexion: That's what I thought. So the Steamboats win.
Steambots: (Cheering)
Lulu: It's okay, baby. You did your best.
Ven: It' so bad. I can't get the picture out of my head.
Lulu: Aww, is there anything I can do?
Ven: No, I'm good.
Lulu: I'll let you grab my butt for a minute.
Ven: No, I just want to be left alone right now. (He sulks away)
(Eliminations)
Zexion: Wow, you guys suck. I mean the Steamboats are like WAY ahead. There is no way you can catch up, now. i'd just wait til the merge if I were you. Anyway, Terra, Aqua, Laxene, Axel, Riku, and Wakka come get a controller. So that leave the two lover birds. Lulu and Ven. Who's it gonna be.................................................................................... Ven.
Van: What!? How could I stay and her go. I messed up not her.
Zexion: Haha. I was just kidding. Ven it was you.
Ven:..... o_0.
Lulu: Oh, I'm so sorry. I just want you to know that I didn't vote for you.
Ven: It's okay, we're still cool, right.
Lulu: Always.
(They kiss for a lenght of time before Zexion drags Ven away)
Zexion: I kinda like this job. (he throws Ven on the boat)