Ansem the Wise: Last time on Total Action Kingdom, Zexion came in as a substitute host. he did fairly well, besides the fact that he did horrendous. Lulu and Ven strengthened their relationship while Sora and Kairi strained theirs. Zexion did't feel fond of the planned challenge so he made his own. The producers rejected it, so Zexion thuoght of another. The players had to face their worst fears. Ven told a sob story of his childhood trauma. These memories left him unable to do the challenge, so he lost it all for his team. The team took revenge and voted him out. And Lulu gave him one last hot kiss. Stay tuned on TOTAL...ACTION...KINGDOM.

(Theme Song)

Namine: Girl, you got to get over Ven. He's getting in the way of your competition.

Lulu: I just don't know if I can go on.

Namine: Yes you can. Ven would want you to win. Besides, he's in a better place now. The resort looks nice.

Lulu: Yes, but hes there with other woman. Beautiful woman.

Namine: Ven would never do that to you. He's a nice guy.

Lulu: That's why I miss him so much.


Sora: Kairi, you don't think I'm whipped, do you?

Kairi: Of couse not, silly. Now go get me a snack.

Sora: Yes, ma'am.

Aerith: Cloud, do you think I'm fat.

Cloud: o_0

Leon: (Whispering to Cloud) Don't answer. It's a trick question, dude.

Cloud: (Whispering to Leon) I'm just gonna tel the truth.

Leon: (Whispering to Cloud) No.

Cloud: No, you're no.

Aerith: Are you lying. You're lying. How could you lie to me.

Leon: Told ya.

Axel: So, where should we go to eat, dude?

Wakka: I son't know, mon. Let's try de ol Fench place, mon.

Tidus: No, I tried that place. The deserts kick ass, but the overall meals suck.

Axel: Well, I'm starved.

Tidus: Let's just get three tacos to go from the Mexican distict.

Wakka: Sounds good, mon.

(All of the players are on the docks facing Ansem the Wise)

Ansem: Good day, ladies and gantlemen. I'll be Mickey's fill-in.

Leon: So we got the priest for a host. I think he may be worse that Sargent Upthight and Emo.

Ansem: Well, I can't fix that. But, Nelson called, they want their hair back.

Ecveryone: Oooo.

Leon: Nice. I like this dude.

Ansem: And I like you guys, too. It almost pains me to make you suffer in the Survival of the Desperates.

Aerith: Desperates?

Ansem: Yes. The challenge today is the Survival of the Desperate. You must do any fans dare. No matter how humiliating, embarassing, or degrading. We will see which team is more desperte for the 999,999 munny. The fans will write their dare on these little index cards. If you complete the dare, you get a point. If you refuse to do the dare, you lose a point. The first team to 5 points wins.

Cloud: That's sounds REALLY unethical.

Ansem: Actually by congress law, section 6.79: media, part 5: television, line 64.1: labor. Truly states that any infatality harmfulness is allowed to be preformed by untrained actors.

Cloud: Wow. You really know your stuff.

Ansem: You don't know the half of it. So if we get to the Great Britains districts stage, we can start.

(At the stage)

Ansem: The first dare is for the Runaways. People want to see Axel do a strip tease. I geuss there are some lifeless fangirls out there.

Axel: No prob, Ansem. (Completes the dare).

Ansem: Wow. If there was a list of things I did not need to see... that would rank high. Well, The next dare is for the Steamboats. Fans want to see Roxas and Namine... have sex.

Roxas: What?

Namine: No way. That is a total invasion of privacy. It's not even allowed on television.

Ansem: Well, by media law, we cannot show it. So we can get a private room with cameras to make sure that you do it. But the tape won't be shown.

Roxas: What do you think, Namine?

Namine: Are you kidding? No, I would never haev sex for money.

Roxas: Good. 'Cause neither will I.

Ansem: I can't blame you. A dare like that is competely unessicary. Now the score is 1 to -1. The next dare is for the Runaways. Fans want to see Lulu flash the camera. Oh c'mon. What kind of pervert thinks of these. I'm going thourgh the pile to see if there are anymore dares that go beyond the line.

Lulu: Good, 'cause I won't do it. Not when my man is away.

Ansem: Well, I can only respect you for that decision. But unfortunatly we have to deduct a point. Being that, the score has become 0 to -1. Now the next dare is for the Steamboats. Fans want to see Leon apologize for all of the people he was respoinsible for having been voted off. Seeing to he has the most on his record. I have no choice but to not remove the card from the pile.

Leon: Fine, everyone I'm s-ss-ss-ss-s-sss-s-s-s-sss...

Yuffie: C'mon, you can do it.

Leon: I'm s-sss-sor-sor-sorr-r-ry.

Yuffie: HE SAID IT! I'm so proud of you, Leon. (She kisses him)

Ansem: Ansem: Well done, boy. That makes the score 0 to 0

(17 dares later)

Ansem: And we have reached a winner. The score is 5 points Runaways and 4 points Steamboats. Unfortunately, I will have to see the steamboats tonight at eliminations.

(Eliminations)

Ansem: We have come down to a final two. Yuffie and Namine. You both fought hard but only one can stay. The person who is going to the next week is...

Namine: It's cool. I had fun.

Ansem: Yeah, but the last vote wasn't for you.

Yuffie: Huh?

Ansem: Yes yes. Yuffie is the one ot go home.

Yuffie: WHAT? You picked newbie over me. I'm not through with you! I'm not done!

(Confessional Stall)

Leon: I had enough luck with the ladies. So when I saw my man Roxas drown with them, I had to help him out. I have a feeling that Roxas is gonna get lucky this competition.

(Competition)