Mickey: Last time on Total Action Kingdom, the players each had their own story to tell as they sat around the World Showcase. As a replacement, I picked Ansem the Wise. He was a large hit with the players for his intleigence and philosiphy. In the challenge, the players had to preform fan dares. We found out that some were pervs and some were just gross. Namine and Roxas strenghtened their relationship when they refused to have sex. Leon gained trust when he apologized on live national television. The Runaways preformed more dares than the Steamboats and won the challenge. At eliminaitons, Yuffie went home for being annoying. Who will be next on TOTAL...ACTION...KINGDOM!

(Theme Song)

Sora: I hope Mickey's back.

Riku: Yeah. Me too. I mean Ansem was cool, but no one understands us like Mickey.

Axel: It's like he's one of us now.

Roxas: Yeah, except he doesn't have to put up with us and he gets paid and never has to be voted off and gets pampered in his trailer and...

Aerith: We get it.

Namine: I miss his laugh.

Leon: I miss the dramatic pause he used to put in front of everry elimination.

Cloud: I miss the way he used to stick his foot out when the producer walked by and made him trip and then laighed and took a rock out of his pocket that he planned on putting there and stuck it where his foot was and said the he tripped on the rock and then the producer would get mad and storm away and put the fake rain on, but the rain was a small price to pay for seeing him trip.

Aerith: I miss how he'd make us shut up before we rambled.... Cloud.

Loud Speaker: Hola players. How're my favorite contestants? Meet up at the Chow House for some grub at 4 p.m. Adios.

Sora: Was that... it sounded like...

Kairi: It was...

All: MICKEY!

(At the cafateria)

Mickey: Hey guys. Haven't seen you in a while. I watched the episodes and I think you all did great. I mean, I always knew Roxas and Namine had a thing going. We can call them... Roxamine

(All chuckle and Roxas and Namine blush)

Mickey: I also knew Leon had some good in his heart while Cloud was really a rambling idiot.

(All chuckle)

Mickey: And Larxene was a coniving bitch and Lulu was likin' the Venster. Anyway There's a new challenge. The Ultimate Hoc-cer-sket-foot-ball showdown.

Leon: What's Hoc-cer-sket-foot-ball?

Mickey: Good question my boy. Hoc-cer-sket-foot-ball is a sport play on a field and you toss a big hockey puck into goals while you tackle each other.

Terra: Uhh, that's a little complicated.

Mickey: Liike any sport it gets simpler with experience.

Sora: I hope.

(The field)

Mickey: It all starts by using a 4-4-3 set up. First to 5 wins. Ready... set... GO! Oh and Roxas has the puck early, makes the pass to Leon, Leon looks for an opening, he sees Cloud open. Cloud gets covered by Lulu. Leon hands it off to Auron. Auron takes the run. He passes. Namine recieves. Namine takes it back to Aerith. She hands ir to Kairi. Kairi makes to pass to Sora and OH! Intrception by Riku. Riku passes to Larxene. Laxene runs and hands it to Axel. Axel throws fast to Lulu, but it is picked off by s double team with Leon and Cloud. Cloud runs. He's almost there. He gets covered, passes to Aerith and... and... Score! That's 1 to zip. Terra passes it to Aqua. Cloud's about to tackle Aqua. Oh no, blocked by Terra. Terra takes the fumble. Runs it in for a point. The Runaways are on the board!

(30 minutes later)

Mickey: With a Runaway win. TRhe Steamboats lose 4-5. See you at the eliminations, guys. Haha.

(Eliminations)

Mickey: You have all voted and the votes have been tallied. First is.................................. ............Sora...............

.........................Leon........................................Kairi.......................................................................oh who cares. Does anyone really red this or do they just skip to the end. Eh screw it. The onw who's leaving is Cloud.

Cloud: What? Me? But how?

Roxas: Well, to be honest, you're kinda not a threat to the other team right now.

Sora: Yeah, and you will be at the merge.

Mickey: Sorry, it wasn't my call. If it was, you'd win.

Cloud: Why?

Mickey: I had $20 on you. Son of a bitch, this is the second time I lost the bets.

Leon: Wait, you bet on who's gonna win?

Mickey: Yeah the whole production team does. Rick the executive has $55 on Terra, The Producer has $100 on Leon. Donald has $25 on Larxene and Pete the chef has $5 on Sora.

Aerith: So all of this is just some sick gamble for you.

Mickey: Pretty much, yeah. In fact, the sponser coordinator has $40 on you and $10 on Kairi.

Aerith: Really? They think I'll win.

Mickey: Yup, but a lot of people had money on Sora.

Sora: Cool, but... why?

Mickey: You're smart, and cool and don't have any enimies. If you lose $275 will be lost.

Sora: Awesome.


Mickey: Anywho, I also had $50 on Namine. But don't tell anyone. See ya next time, folks.