A/N: Aha! Finally relationship between L and Light improves to the point of "action". And you know what I mean by that, you dirty dogs. XD
Disclaimer: I don't own anybody. I wish I did. I need ownership of something. A boyfriend, perhaps?
By the end of the day, L's health had improved to the point where Light could logically claim that he was taking L home. Sachiko fussed over L one last time to make sure he was really well enough to walk home, even after Light had assured her that L lived only a block away.
Light and L walked down the street and turned the corner so they were out of Sachiko's sight. Then, Light shrunk L so he would be able to sneak him back into the house.
L curled up in the palm of Light's hand. "Raito-kun, we will have to be more careful from now on. I don't want your mother walking in on us doing something scandalous."
'We're not going to be doing anything scandalous," Light growled.
L pouted. "No kisses?"
"Well, yeah," Light relented. "We could do that."
"What would your mother say if she saw you kissing another male?"
Light sighed. "She probably wouldn't be too happy about that. So, yes. We've got to keep that secret. You'll probably need to stay small most of the time. I can take you to school in my pocket again."
L nodded. "I am willing to sacrifice being normal size in order to be with Raito-kun more."
"You're awfully accommodating, aren't you?" Light smoothed L's hair with a finger and then gently patted L's shoulder.
L let out an appreciative noise and smiled at Light. "This is indeed one of the benefits of being small."
"What?" Light asked. "I just touched you."
"Do it again," L encouraged.
Confused, Light awkwardly patted L's other shoulder.
"Wonderful," L purred.
Light frowned at him. "And just what are you doing?"
L smiled awkwardly. "I apologize, Raito-kun. I have been feeling rather stiff. Raito-kun is just helping me get rid of the tension in my shoulders."
Light sighed. "Well, if you would sit normally you wouldn't get all stiff. I bet your back is all jacked up too. Roll over and let me fix that for you too."
Obediently, L rolled onto his stomach and let Light rub a finger over his back. "Ah, that does feel good," L murmured appreciatively.
"Jesus Christ," Light muttered. "You've got more knots in your back than that fucking tree out front."
"It seems logical," L murmured. "I admit that my posture isn't very good."
"No, it's certainly not good. It's awful is more like it."
"Raito-kun shouldn't say such mean things while he is-ah-doing something so nice."
Light flipped L back over and smiled at the little doll's blissful expression. "You really liked that, didn't you?"
"Yes. I've been carrying around years of tension in my body. No one has ever willingly given me a massage." L's eyes widened and he looked innocently up at Light. "Raito-kun must truly love me."
"Of course I-wait, you're trying to seduce me again, aren't you?"
"Is it working?" L asked curiously.
"No," Light growled.
"What a pity."
"Would you stop trying? I'll let you know when I'm ready."
"But Raito-kun does not want to hurt me, and he does not want to be the uke either because he is afraid he will get hurt. I'm afraid our relationship will be doomed."
"L, there's a lot more to love than sex. I should think that you would know by now that sex doesn't always equal love."
"But if you really loved me, you would be willing to be intimate with me," L said accusingly.
"No, because I really love you, I don't want to hurt you."
L's eyes widened even further as he looked at Light with a shocked expression. "Raito-kun does love me? I'm touched. I had no idea Raito-kun had such strong feelings for me."
"Would you cut that out?" Light hissed. "Quit trying to make me fall for you."
"I'm not doing anything," L said innocently.
"Oh yes you are," Light snapped. "You're giving me a toothache just looking at you, with you behaving all syrupy sweet and cute."
"Raito-kun also finds me cute?" L clutched his chest dramatically. "I don't know if I can handle so much good news in one day."
Light scowled at L and jabbed him sharply with one finger. "Now, you better keep it down. We're almost home. I don't want any dramatics out of you once we get inside."
"Of course," L said contritely. "I will be quiet."
"Good." Light slipped L into his pocket.
Light slipped back in through the front door, quickly assuring his mother that L had indeed gotten home safely. Light brushed by her and headed upstairs to his room. As he fished L out of his pocket, he saw that L had taken the liberty of removing all of his borrowed clothes.
Light scowled at L. "Why the hell are you naked? I gave you those clothes so you wouldn't be naked all the time."
"No," L said cheerfully. "Those clothes were just for while I was at school with you. Now that I am not at school, I refuse to wear them. They do not fit right."
"I can make you wear them," Light threatened.
L shrugged. "True. But I will not willingly wear them. I prefer to be naked."
Light rolled his eyes. "Let me give you a tip. If you're naked all the time, what's the point of sex? I've already seen everything. Sex is supposed to be about intimacy and letting the person you have sex with see parts of you that nobody else is supposed to see."
L blinked in confusion. "But Raito-kun is the only one who has ever seen me naked."
"You're missing the point. There are certain body parts that you're not supposed to parade around all the time. Yes, you're not ugly. But there are parts of you I don't want to see if we're not having sex!"
L sighed. "Anything but these clothes, Raito-kun. They are ill-fitting."
"Well, I can't give you back your own clothes. Umm…Relk's robe again?"
L smiled. "That will work. But this time, Raito-kun shall provide me with underwear."
"You're already got underwear, genius."
L started giggling. "But Raito-kun's underwear is too big for me."
Light sighed. "You really are a pervert."
"I'm sorry," L said contritely.
Light stroked L's hair with a finger. "You know, you're too cute to be constantly thinking about sex. You don't seem old enough to be a teacher."
"I was a very young teacher," L said quietly. He accepted Relk's robe from Light and slipped it on. "Hmn, Raito-kun is probably right. It is best for me to remain clothed so he does not become tempted."
Light scowled. "If you keep sitting around naked all the time, I'll be so desensitized to your nudity that I'll never be tempted."
Light set L down on the edge of his bed and let L grow back to full size. He wrapped an arm around L. "I mean it, L. You look so pure and innocent that it seems I'll tarnish you somehow if we have sex."
L snuggled into Light's arms. "Raito-kun knows that I am not a virgin anymore."
"I know. It's just-hard to believe. It's not that I don't believe you, but you don't act like it really happened some of the time. It's like you're still eager to experience your first time. I don't get it."
"All those other times didn't count," L said firmly. "Raito-kun is the love of my life. Experiencing pleasure with Raito-kun will negate all of the other bad experiences."
"You're really serious about this, aren't you?"
L nodded. "I am very serious." He kissed Light's cheek. "One day I will convince you, Raito-kun."
Light wrapped his arms tightly around L. "I know you will. You're just too damn cute all the time."
L smiled and affectionately stroked Light's hair. "Raito-kun is not without his own cuteness. I like how Raito-kun keeps blushing and getting all embarrassed when we talk about sexual things. That is cute."
"Stop," Light growled.
L kissed Light's forehead. "Raito-kun is very cute." He slipped his hands into Light's back pockets.
Light shifted uncertainly. "Should we really be doing this?"
"Kissing?" L asked innocently. "Of course, if you are concerned about your mother walking in and seeing us, we shall move to the floor and hide behind the bed."
Light sighed. "Okay, onto the floor it is."
L pushed Light off the bed and then climbed on top of him as Light landed on the floor. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" Light demanded.
"Taking the initiative." L kissed Light gently. "I apologize for any pain I have caused you by pushing you off the bed, but I hope to alleviate it."
Light looked at him skeptically. "And how are you planning on doing that? Kissing it better?"
L shrugged. 'Possibly." He gingerly grasped the hem of Light's shirt and began to pull it over Light's head.
"What are you doing? Didn't I tell you earlier that although you're a nudist, most people don't like being naked all the time?"
"I understand completely," L said calmly. "You have also explained to me that in certain situations, nudity is expected."
Light tensed as L reached for the waistband of his pants. "L, didn't I tell you that I'm not ready?"
L kissed Light's collarbone. "Don't worry, Raito-kun. We will not have sex. I will not hurt you and you will not hurt me." He traced a finger down Light's chest. "But there are stages of intimacy before sex, are there not?"
Light slowly let out the breath he had been holding in a sigh of relief. "What, you want to lie on top of me and freak me out for some strange reason?"
L nuzzled against Light. "I want to make Raito-kun feel better after I have caused him to injure his back." L's fingers skimmed Light's waistband.
Light looked at him warily. "L, you are not undressing me. I forbid you to take off my pants."
"Okay," L said calmly. "I will not remove them. I will just have to circumvent them." He casually slipped his hand down Light's underwear.
Light let out and ungodly shriek that L managed to cut off by firmly placing his other hand over Light's mouth. "Raito-kun will be quiet," L said softly. "I know Raito-kun will enjoy this and he will not want his mother interrupting us."
By the time L removed his hand from Light's mouth, Light was too far gone to protest, even if he had wanted to. L admired the deep pink flush across Light's cheeks and the glazed look in his eyes.
"It will make this much easier on you if you will allow me to undress you, Raito-kun. Do I have your permission?"
Light nodded feebly and squeezed his eyes shut. "Oh god…"
L yanked off Light's pants and underwear and then set to work. He lovingly wrapped his slim fingers around Light's shaft and watched as Light became a writhing mass of limbs and moans.
And when Light had thoroughly spent himself, L delicately licked Light's essence off his fingers. "That wasn't so bad, was it?" L murmured.
Light attempted to catch his breath. 'But you-you didn't let me tell you if I was ready."
L gently kissed the top of Light's head. "I'm sorry, Raito-kun. But you would never admit to being ready and I would be waiting forever. You did like it, didn't you?"
Light flushed. "Yes."
"Good." L curled up beside Light and snuggled into his chest. "I'm glad to have done something nice for you, Raito-kun."