Mickey: Last time on Total Action Kingdom, The Steamboats were getting along better than ever, unfortunatly the same can't be said for our Runaways. The constant fighting was finally enough for Riku who moved back to the Steamboats where, let's all face it, he belongs. While he left, all of the other Larxene haters moved too. In the end, Larxene left. With a merge coming and the biggest shocker of the season here, what'll happen this week on TOTAL... ACTION... KINGDOM!
(theme song)
Mickey: Morning, players. Good news, this week is the merge. And two fan-favorites will be returning. Well I guess we better get to it. the first favorite is...................... Ven.
Ven: (walks off of the boat) Hey, guys. It's been a while.
Lulu: Ven! (She runs up and hugs him)
mickey: Cool. The comeback for the Steamboats is..............Cloud!
Cloud: Wow, never thought I'd see this place again.
(Leon, Sora, Riku, Roxas, and Aerith run up and hug Cloud)
Leon: We missed you buddy!
Cloud: Yeah. I still don't get why I left in the first place.
Leon, Sora, Riku, Roxas, and Aerith: ...................o_0
Cloud: Eh, it doesn't matter. Auron and I had fun learning how to play Lick-scoth from Yuna.
Aerith: Licker-scoth?
Cloud: Yeah it's real fun. Yuna made it up.
Aerith: Oh now I see.
Mickey: Yaeh I'm glad you're all happy now, but unfortunately this week two people have to go. One from the Steamboats and one from the Runaways. However, since there are no teams, single person immunity will still be active. Wanna hear what you'l have to do?
Everyone: Yeah!
Mickey: Due to popular request, you know who you are, this week is Total Action Idol.
Aqua: Oh, like American Idol, or Britain Idol, or any other counrty Idol.
Mickey: Yeah, so it's a singing contest! Meet me in the auditorium in 5 with you're own song choice.
(The 15 competitors arrive at the auditorium)
Mickey: Let's meet our judges. First is the producion scientist, Hojo.
Hojo: What the? A talking mouse. How ridiculous is this?
Mickey: Well you aint no prize either. Anyway, next is our very own cutie, Rinoa.
Rinoa: Thanks, it's an honor to be here.
Mickey: Fabulous, and last is the best. Me! So let's start off with our very own pretty boy..... Riku!
Riku: (I'm Too Sexy as made famous by Right Said Fred)
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
Hojo: In terms or singing. Fantastic
Rinoa: Woohoo. you are too sexy, brother.
Mickey: Blah blah blah. That's all i have to say. Next... Sora.
Sora: (Shake It as made famous by Metro City)
I'll take you home
If you don't leave me at the front door
(Leave me at the front door)
Your body's cold
But girl, we're gettin' so warm
And I was thinking of ways
That I could get inside
(Get inside)
Tonight you're falling in love
Let me go now
This feeling's tearing me up
Here we go now
Now if she does it like this
Will you do it like that?
Now if she touches like this
Will you touch her like that?
Now if she moves like this
Will you move her like that?
Come on, shake, shake
Shake, shake, Shake It
Hojo: You're blinding me with science, boy.
Rinoa: That's a winner.
Mickey: Blaaaaaaah, Next... Leon.
Leon: (Hero as made famous by Enrique Iglesias)
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kis away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
Oh, I just wanna to hold you.
I just wanna to hold you.
Oh yeah.
Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
Well I dont care...
Youre here, tonight.
Hojo: you are a hero
Rinoa: And a cute on. Call me.
Mickey: Ah blah blah. Aerith.
Aerith: (My Milkshake as made famous by Kelis)
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge
I know you want it...
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for,
They lose their minds, The way I wind,
I think it's time...
Hojo: o_0
Rinoa: o_0
Mickey: Hot. Next up... Roxas.
Roxas: (White and Nerdy as made famous by Weird Al)
They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy
Hojo: Oh good, I thought I was the only one.
Rinoa: Oh, C'mon you're not nerdy, but you are white.
Roxas: Oh c'mon G. I sayin thats I
Rinoa: No!
Mickey: Blaaaaah Blah. Next is Axel.
Axel: (You Spin Me Round as made famous by Dope)
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
If I, I get to know your name
Well if I, could trace your private number, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
I want some, want some
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
Hojo: Boring.
Rinoa: Classless
Mickey: Woo Blaaaaaaaah. Next is Namine.
Namine: (I Wanna Dance With Somebody as made famous by Whitney Housten)
Ive been in love and lost my senses
Spinning through the town
Soon or later the fever ends
And I wind up feeling down
I need a man who'll take a chance
On a love that burns hot enough to last
So when the night falls
My lonely heart calls
Oh I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
Oh I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat
Yeah I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
Hojo: Over all, okay.
Rinoa: Yeah, I agree with white and nerdy.
Mickey: Blue blah blaaaaaaah. Terra, you're up.
Terra: (One Last Breath as made Famous by Creed)
Please come now I think I'm falling
I'm holding on to all I think is safe
It seems I found the road to nowhere
And I'm trying to escape
I yelled back when I heard thunder
But I'm down to one last breath
And with it let me say
Let me say
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down
I'm looking down now that it's over
Reflecting on all of my mistakes
I thought I found the road to somewhere
Somewhere in His grace
I cried out heaven save me
But I'm down to one last breath
And with it let me say
Let me say
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down
I'm so far down
Sad eyes follow me
But I still believe there's something left for me
So please come stay with me
'Cause I still believe there's something left for you and me
For you and me
For you and me
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking (thinking)
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down
Please come now I think I'm falling
I'm holding on to all I think is safe
(Everyone's jaw drops because it sounds just like the original)
Mickey: A-a-a-a-a-Aqua... next.
Aqua: (Jai Ho as made famous by The Pussy Cat Dolls and A.R. Rahman)
I got (I got) fever (fever),
Running like a fire,
For you I will go all the way,
I wanna take you higher (Jai Ho)
I keep it steady uh-steady,
That's how I do it.
Jai Ho
This beat is heavy, so heavy,
You gonna feel it.
(Jai Ho) You are the reason that I breathe,
(Jai Ho) You are the reason that I still believe,
(Jai Ho) You are my destiny,
Jai Oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Hoj: Sexy. Classy.
Rinoa: Perfect.
Mickey: Blaaaaaaah Blue Blaaaaaah. Kairi.
Kairi: (I Need a Hero as made famous by Bonnie Tyler)
Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream
of what I need
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
Hojo: You certainly did.
Rinoa: We igrls always do.
Micky: Blaaah Blaaah Blue Blaah. Tidus.
Tidus: (Iris as made famouse by the Goo Goo Dolls)
And I'd give up forever to touch you
'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now
And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
'Cause sooner or later it's over
I just don't want to miss you tonight
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
Hojo: Perfetion.
Rinoa: So Romantic.
Mickey: Blue Blaaaa-
Rinoa: Stop that.
Mickey: Sorry. Lulu, up next.
Lulu: (My Life Would Suck Without You as made famous by Kelly Clarkson)
Guess this means you're sorry
You're standing at my door
Guess this means you take back
All you said before
Like how much you wanted
Anyone but me
Said you'd never come back
But here you are again
Cause we belong together now, yeah
Forever united here somehow, yeah
You got a piece of me
And honestly
My life (my life) would suck (would suck) without you
Hojo: Well it doesn't have to. Call me.
Rinoa: you go girl.
Mickey: Blaaaaah Blue. Cloud, go.
Cloud: (Dust in the Wind as made famous by Kansas)
I close my eyes
Only for a moment and the moment's gone
All my dreams
Flash before my eyes of curiosity
Dust in the wind
All they are is dust in the wind
Same old song
Just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do
Crumbles to the ground though we refuse to see
Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind
Now
Don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the Earth and Sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy
Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind
Everything is dust in the wind
Hojo: wel, my long detailed opinion is that-
Mickey: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Hojo: What is wrong with you.
Mickey: I'm a cartoon, what did you expect. Ven's next by the way.
Ven: (Everything I Do, I Do it for You as made famous by Bryan Adams)
Look into my eyes - you will see
What you mean to me
Search your heart - search your soul
And when you find me there you'll search no more
Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you
Look into your heart - you will find
There's nothin' there to hide
Take me as I am - take my life
I would give it all - I would sacrifice
Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for
I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more
You know it's true
Everything I do - I do it for you
Hojo: Amazing.
Rinoa: Fantastic.
Mickey: Blah. So I guess thats it. The judges and I will see who goes.
(Two hours later)
Mickey: Okay the judgfes have decided who's leaving. Rinoa would you say the Steamboat who's leaving?
Rinoa: Certainly, I'm sorry to say this, but it's Tidus.
Hojo: You did great, but not good enough. And the Runaway whom lost, Axel.
Rinoa: You just didn't deliver.
Axel: Eh, it's cool. See you guys at the finale.
Tidus: And Yuna, I'm coming.
Mickey: Well now that that's out of th eway, let's boogie.
(they start to dance to disco and party)
Hojo: Wait! This doesn't make sense. Why would we party at a time like this.
Mickey: Uh duh, cartoon.
Hojo: How long will you hold that comment against me I mean really?
Mickey: Could we end the show now so I can swear at Mr. Hojo.
Camera Guy: uh yeah.
Mickey: Okay. Cool, (To Hojo) You-