Mickey: Hey, I know we haven't posted in a while, and we're still working on the next episode. So we decided to have a bonus episode! That's right. Today, we're going to eliminate someone, but it will be a non-canon episode. Sora, Kairi, Riku, Cloud, Aerith, Roxas, Namine, Terra, Aqua, Ven, Lulu. Who will it be? Find out on TOTAL... BONUS... KINGDOM!
(Theme Song)
Mickey: Welcome everyone. Today there will be three challenges. The Bonus Rounds. First is the "Find-Out-Who-Is-Safe-A-Thon". The winner is Riku 'cause he's the sexiest.
Riku: Yes!
Everyone: (Dreamily) And he deserved it.
Mickey: (Dreamily) Yeah, (Nomal) Anyway. Challenge two. The "Who-Else-Is-Also-Safe-Rally". Sora, Kairi, Cloud, and Aerith 'cause I like you.
Roxas: But I was here last season, why not me.
Mickey: 'Cause you're a whiney, no-good, stupid, homo, retarded, annoying, wierd, fat, horny, old, ugly, sack of worthless, good-for-nothing, sad excuse for an Organization XIII member and I hate you. But other than that, I like you and you're an okay guy. C'mon up here, you're safe too.
Roxas: Okay, I found that unnecissary, but I'll take it.
Mockey: Last challenge. The "Person-I-Never-Really-Like-Stand-Off". Lulu, you're a goth, so get out.
Lulu: you can't discriminate becasue of appearence. I could sue for wrongful termination.
Ven: Yeah, she can dress hpwever she wants.
Mickey: I know, but she can't do it here. Buh Bye.
(Ven teafully says good bye as she leaves by boat)