Mickey: Last week on Total Action Kingdom, it was our BONUS EPISODE. We all sat in the auditorium and waited for the pick of who got to stay. Oh, and by the way, the person making thoes picks was the greatest cartoon reality TV host ! What will happen this week? Who will leave? And Who will upchuck? Find out today on the greatest episode of Total Action Kingdom. And that statement was a check my ass can't cash. Let's see if the players can on TOTAL... ACTION... KINGDOM.

(Theme Song)

Sora: Okay, well answer this. Would you rather do Riku... or a fat chick.

Cloud: That's easy, Riku.

Riku: I'd do me.

Roxas: Riku wouldbe my answer, too.

Sora: Mine too.

Aerith: Okay, Riku... or your actual boyfriend.

All of the Girls: Riku.

Namine: Yeah, just for the expirience

Kairi: Me too.

Terra: Remeber the time we... what's wrong buddy.

Ven: Oh nothing.I just miss Lulu.

Terra: C'mon man, it's only been like one night. Get over it.

Aqua: I think you're being insensitive, Terra. Ven don't worry. We're here for you.

Ven: Thanks for the offer,Aqua, I appreciate it, but I think the only thing that can cheer me up now is Lulu's smile.

Lulu: Aw. That's so sweet.

Terra:Wuss.

(Aqua elbows her boyfriend)

PA System: All players report to the theater in 5.

(At the theater 5 minutes later)

Mickey: (in a Shakespere costume) Oh 999,999 munny. Where art though.

Cloud: Yo, Mic, what's up with the gay get-up.

Mickey: Glad you asked. You will get in groups of three and recite a 5 minute play a a famous judge will be me.

Riku: Are you sire? Remeber the last time you judged. It wasn't fun.

Mickey: Oh yeah, I forgot. I guess the last three voted off willbe the judges. Lulu, Leon, and Tidus.

(Lulu, Leon, and Tidus arrive on a boat)

Ven: Lulu! (He runs up and hugs her)

Lulu: Ven! (She hugs him)

Mickey: Okay, now that that's settled. It's time to give out parts and plays. Sora and Namine will play Romeo and Juliet. Roxas and Ven will play A Tale of Two Cities. Riku and Kairi will be in Sleeping Beauty. Cloud and Terra will star in Hamlet. Aqua and Aerith will play in the Three Musketeers.

Riku: Mickey, you know how ridiculous that was. I mean how can two girls play three guys. And Hamlet had two friends in exile, not one. And in A Tale of Two Cities, the guys looked exactly alike. Roxas and Ven have no canny resemblence. They look totally different.

Mickey:Well in movies, the sex muffin is stupid so... yeah. ACTION!

(Sora and Namine)

Sora: Juliet... I... uhh am-ith so-ith happy 'cause...I am-ith with you... -ith.

Namine: Yeah... Me-ith, too.

Sora: Awesome-ith

Mickey: Next!

(Roxas and Ven)

Roxas: I'm sorry I can'tdo this. I mean, look at him. He's hideous,he looks nothing like me.

Ven: And how am I supposed to act like I look like this funny looking weirdo. He isn't even attractive

Mickey: Next!

(Riku and Kairi)

Kairi: (Laying on a cot pretending to sleep)

Riku: Now I must slay the dragon to wake the princess.

Kairi: (waking up) No, you have to kiss the princess.

Riku: But the script says that I...

Kairi: Yeah, the script also says three midgets put the whole world to sleep. I think it's safe to say you have to kiss me.

Riku: But we have to follow the script exactly...

Kairi: I realize that, but if you want to win you'd kiss me.

Riku: Fine, whatever. (He slowly moves towards her, closer... closer...)

Mickey: Next!

Kairi: Oh c'mon.

(Cloud and Terra)

(They embrace in a massive sword fight that is more epic than anything ever)(You can hum "One Winged Angel" if you find it necessary)

Mickey: o_0..... Winner! Cloud, Terra that was amazing. You win. Aerith and Aqua would've sucked so it's safe to say that you guys win.

(Eliminations)

Mickey: After a grueling challenge, I stand before you with only nine controllers. How ever there are only ten of you before me. Let's start out with the invincible winners. Terra, Cloud (He tosses them to them). Now Riku, Aerith, Sora, Ven, Namine, Aqua you're all safe (He tosses them the controllers). We are down to two. I hate this the controller goes to................................................................................................... Roxas (He tosses Roxas the controller. Sorry, Aqua. You lose.

Aqua: What? I thought you liked me.

Sora: We just like everyone else better.

Terra: I'll miss you babe (He hugs her). We'll met again. I promise.

Aqua: I hope. (They make out then Aqua leaves)