Jas: WEEE! NEW CHAPTER!

Lia: Okay, bad news everyone.

Jas: ehh???

Lia: for those who are reading my story; Life's not what you think it is, I'm sorry but our stupid computer deleted all of the files. And…I'm kinda lazy right now so I don't want to rewrite the whole thing.

Jas: WAAH. THAT'S SO SAD! TT_TT

Lia: *mumbles* over reacting.

Jas: *turns back to normal* So Lia-chii, how's the new story coming along?

Lia: it's great! *smirks* because you're not there.

Jas: EHH! MEANNIE!

Lia: by the way guys, if you're wondering what we look like, just look at the picture in my profile. It's our anime version.

Lia: the one on the left Is me, and the one on the right is Jas. But she isn't wearing glasses.

Jas: I was, but mom changed it to contacts.

Lia: Okay, do the disclaimer!

HELLO! WE DO NOT OWN SHUGO CHARA, AND GAKUEN ALICE.
Well, natsume and mikan appeared in the previous chapter, just thought we'll let you know. ^_^

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Jas: recently, ikuto has been getting A LOT of questions.

Ikuto: *smirks* what can I say? I'm popular.

Amu: don't be so full of yourself! Hentai cosplay neko mimi!

Lia: save your lover's quarrel for later.

Amu: 0.0

The following questions are from appupuppu

to tadagay, oops! i mean tadase~
you and amu are a couple, right? so will you ever kiss her? i dare you to kiss her and prove that ur not gay or i will torment u about ur gayness for the rest of your life. oh and i'm kinda ** at ikuto at the moment(donno why...) so you have to make out with amu right in front of ikuto for 5 minutes!*runs away laughing maniacly*

Amu: O.O

Ikuto: *smirks*

Tadase: umm…

Rima: *looks at watch* come on Hotori, we don't have all day.

Nagihiko: *sweatdrop* r-rima-chan…

Lia: I have another observation,

Jas: what is it?

Lia: *smirks* tadagay is too gay to even kiss amu on the lips for 5 stinkin' minutes.

Tadase: w-what?? I'm perfectly straight!

Lia: then prove it. As you can see, we have a lot of questions lined up today.

Tadase: o-okay… *leans towards amu*

Ikuto: *kisses amu on the lips thus blocking Tadase*

Tadase: what the--???

Amu: O_O

Utau: *glares*

Jas: well…that was a little different from what we expected.

Lia: *rolls eyes* break it up, ikuto.

Ikuto: *pulls away*

Amu: O.O

Lia: okay! Next please!

to utau~
u and amu are friends now, right? so would u be ok with amu going out with ikuto?

Utau: it's true that we are friends…

Amuto fans: *perks up*

Utau: … but no, I still won't let her.

Amuto fans: aww…

Jas: *sweatdrop* next…

to yaya~
do you have a crush on kukai? i personaly think that u and kairi would be a good couple. hence the famous saying, opposites attract.

Nagihiko: yaya-chan, stop eating and answer the question!

Yaya: *stops eating* eh…kukai? Eto… kukai is more of a big brother!!!! *eats again*

Kairi: *clears throat* yuiki-san and I….?

Yaya: *talks while eating* HAI! IINCHOU AND I ARE COMPLETE OPPOSITES! But I'm not sure what 'couples' are.

Pepe: things that are too complicated for babies.

Jas: um…

to ikuto~
did u ever have a girlfriend before u met amu? don't worry, i won't be mad at u if u did...*smiles evilly and takes out axe* or mabye i will...

Utau: WAAAH??! DID YOU HAVE IKUTOO??!! DID YOU??!!!

Ikuto: No I did not.

Utau: *sighs* wooh, what a relief.

Lia: Hai!

to amu~
so we all established that u ARE a player. what do u have to say to defend yourself?

Amu: I most certainly am NOT a player!

Everyone: really??

Amu: *sweatdrop* well…I think so…

Ran: What do you mean YOU THINK SO??

Miki: tested and proven…

Suu: … amu-chan's a player desu~!

Amu: ehh???

Lia: the following question is from coolcat76,

hi its me again rima can you please with a cherry on top tell us why you hate nagi so much

Rima: well I…er…umm…

Nagihiko: *looks at rima suspiciously* well rima-chan?

Yaya: ooh! Rima-tan doesn't have a good reason!

Rima: I DO have a good reason!

Kukai: then what is it?

Rima: because he's…

Guardians: he's…?

Rima: wait a minute, why are you forcing me to tell it? I don't want to say it. Sorry.

Nagihiko: why is that rima-chan?

Rima: *glares at nagihiko* again, it's none of your business nagihiko.

Jas: the nest questions are from xxxUtauloverxxx.

To Ikuto: I know this is not a question but this is the answer to the last question u can ignore her and play hard to get or buy her nice things and show her u like her but Amu is dense so this might be hard...

Ikuto: ehh…you're right, this might be hard.

Amu: *happily chatting with Tadase*

Ikuto: see? She's not listening right now.

Lia: Hey ikuto, try it will ya? You never know what might happen.

Ikuto: *shrugs* well, it's worth a shot.

To Everyone except Amu:Do u think Amu is dense?

Lia: I know we all have the same answer so…

Jas: …let's answer all together minna-san!

Lia: 1…

Jas: ..2…

Lia and Jas: 3!

Everyone except amu: YES SHE IS.

Tadase: gomen amu-chan.

Amu: ehh….? 0_0

To Miki:Do u like Yoru or Kiseki?

Miki: eh…what kind of question is that?

Ran: the kind that you need to answer.

Miki: I don't…really know… because when I see them both…

Ran: well?

Miki: AHH! I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT! *flies off somewhere*

Ran: miki! *follows*

Everyone: O.O

Rima: weird…

To Ran:Do u like Kiseki?

Temari: hai, I'll get her minna! *flies to get ran*

Everyone hears a loud crash.

Temari: here she is minna-san! *flies inside dragging ran*

Ran: *gets dragged* ehh…. I DON'T. END OF STORY. *flies to miki*

To Rima: Do u know Nagihiko is really Nadeshiko? If yes is that why u hate him?

(a/n: the answer is based from the anime.)

Rima: do I know that nagihiko is what??

Nagihiko: *covers the question* i-it's nothing!

Lia and Jas: chiii….-.-

To Nagihiko: I know Rima is playing hard to get but do u like her as in more then a friend? ;)

Nagihiko: more than a friend? I don't know…rima-chan is a guardian and she's just a friend.

Lia: really?

Nagihiko: yes, really.

Jas: really, really???

Nagihiko: um…yes…

Jas: REALLYYYYY???!!!

Lia: *whacks jas* Stop it.

To Tadase:We all know Amuto's gonna happen so why don't u ask someone else out?...like Lulu..u are both alike

Tadase: Amuto…?

Amuto fans: YAAAYYY!

Tadase: *ignores them* I don't know what amuto is…

Lia: *mutters* stupid.

Jas: *kicks lia*

Lia: ow!

Tadase: I don't like her. She's weird.

Guardians: we agree.

To Amu: Do u consider Lulu ur friend?

Amu: of course! ^_^

Yaya: well, that was quite obvious.

Kukai: yeah…

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Jas: hai!

Lia: another crappy ending.

Jas: lia-chii, you like using the word crappy.

Lia: whatever.

Jas: hai, announcement! There's something new that's coming up on the next chapter so please look forward to it. ^_~

Lia: yeah, we hope you like it. It's quite different from what we usually do.

Jas: but please send more questions!

Lia: yeah.

Jas: so lia-chii, anything new?

Lia: nothing new here.

Jas: Hai Hai! I have something to saayyy!

Lia: go on.

Jas: JASS GOT ACCEPTED IN CHOIRR YAYYY!

Lia: is your teacher deaf?

Jas: MISS IS NOOOOT DEAAF YOU BAKA GIRLL!!

Lia: then why did you get accepted?

Jas: MEANNIIIEEE!

Lia: *gets hearing aid* I can't hear right now, so we have to go. Ja!

Jas: MEAAAANNIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!