Emmet was very happy as he drove towards the Cullen's house. He pulled up in the drive way and jumped out to open the door for his duck. He picked it up and ran at vampire speed up the stairs. He threw open the door and called the family downstairs.
"Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie, Alice, Jasper, Edward come down here I have something to show you."
When the family finally gathered Emmet pulled the duck from behind his back.
Edward was the one to break the silence.
"Wow Emmet a duck" he said, is voice dripping with sarcasm.
Jasper and Edward turned around and went back to TV room to play video games.
Rosalie leaned toward Carlisle and whispered in his ear.
"I told you something was wrong. Today he said the duck answered the phone!"
There was no point in whispering they could all hear him. Well everyone except Emmet because he was to busy showing the duck around the house.
The Cullen's all looked at each other trying to find an answer to Emmet's strange behaviour. They all knew Emmet was well… not normal but they never thought it would get to this.
After a while of silence a soft tune drifted from the piano room.
"EMMET DO NOT TOUCH MY PIANO" Edward roared as he marched into the room.
"It wasn't me! It was the duck."
When Edward entered the room he saw a sight that made him want to murder someone (or a certain vampire)
"EMMET!GET THE DUCK OFF MY PANIO!"
He marched over grabbed Emmet by the neck, ran to the back yard and threw him up against a tree.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Edward continued.
"EDWARD, MY HUSBAND MAY BE A LUNITIC, BUT YOU CANNOT THROUGH HIM IN A TREE" Rosalie came out of the house and slapped Edward on the back of the head. Edward and Rosalie continued to yell at each other. This gave Jasper a major emotion overload, so he started yelling at Alice and of course Alice yelled back. Carlisle and Esme just starred at their children, amazed at their stupidity.
No one noticed Emmet go back inside the. He looked around until he found his duck. It was lying on Rosalie's and Emmet's bed.
"Aw poor ducky! Io forgot you would get tried. So stay here and I will go get you some food." With that Emmet left the room and ran down stairs to get the duck some food. When he was running down the stairs he past a very angry Rosalie. She wouldn't look or speak to him, she just slid pat and continued to climb the stairs.
Emmet was searching around teh kitchen when he heard Rosalie scream.
"EMMET WHY IS THERE A DUCK IN MY BED!"