Finally I'm updating! I was persuaded by the couple of reviews I got to continue so her it is!

Love Victoria- one of the CullenGirlz

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If Rosalie was a cartoon you could almost guarantee there would be smoke coming out of ears.

"EMMET THERE IS A DUCK IN MY BED!!!" Rosalie screamed at her half wit husband. Emmet had come back into the room and was holding a whole loaf of bread.

"Oh but Rosie he's just tired!" Emmet whined.

"I don't care Emmet get the duck out of my bed NOW!" She screamed.

Emmet walked forward with a pout on his face and picked the duck up.

"Come on Ducky. We will just have to find someone more understanding." He said as he left the room.

Rosalie fell back onto the bed as she let out a loud sigh. Sometimes having Emmet for a husad was just plain stress full.

"What am I going to do with him" Rosalie thought out loud.

Mean while Emmet was trudging around the house asking his fellow vampires if his duck could sleep in their bed. Everyone just gave him that "Emmet is a lunatic" look and told him no.

"Fine then I'll just find somewhere else!" Emmet yelled to no one into particular as he marched out of the Cullen's whit mansion.

He continued marching into the wood until he came to a little stone cottage that was just over the creek.

(A/N It's the cottage that Edward and Bella will share in the future. This is based before Twilight so Edward is still a loner HeHe)

He opened the door and made his way inside. Esme had spent a long time doing it up because Alice had said that someday Edward was going to have a girl friend, something Emmet found highly amusing.

He maneuvered his way around the house until he came to a bedroom and sat down and placed the duck beside him.

"Here you are ducky" he pattered the duck on the head as he gave it small bits of bread.

Suddenly there was a loud thud as the front door was flung open. In a matter of seconds Edward was standing in front of the bed that Emmet and the duck were occupying .

"GET OUT!" Edward yelled as he pointed towards the door.

"You can't make me. this isn't your house." Emmet said as he stuck out his tongue out at his "brother".

"Emmet this is meant for me and my wife!" Edward continued to yell.

"Eddie you'll never have a wife! That's icky!" Emmet scrunched up his nose as he said the word icky.

Edward picked Emmet up with one hand and threw him at the nearest wall. They continued to fight until the rest of the family showed up. Esme was yelling about how she would have to re do the house again now, Jasper was trying to calm the two vampires down, Rosalie was yelling about nothing in particular, Alice was walking around with a portable hair straightener attempting to straighten Carlisle hair and Carlisle was talking calmly saying that now would be a good time for everyone to go hunting.

"I just hunted so I'm stay here and making sure that duck doesn't shit in my shoes!" Rosalie sat down on the bed. The rest of the crazy Cullen crew filed out and went hunting.

"now it's time to deal with you" Rosalie said as she turned to the duck with an evil glare

"Quack!" the duck said before Rosalie lunged for the duck.

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