Yes this is an Update!!!!!!!!

I'm so sorry this hasn't been updated!

Please forgive me…

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OH P.S The "Ducks can fly!" comment isn't something I just made up. A girl in my class saw a duck in the tree at camp and thought that we should rescue it because she thought it couldn't get back down. You should have seen the look of utter shock on her face when someone told her that ducks could fly. It was priceless… a truly hilarious moment in my life

Previously:

"Now it's time to deal with you" Rosalie said as she turned to the duck with an evil glare

"Quack!" the duck said before Rosalie lunged for the duck.

Arms outstretched Rosalie waited to feel the feathers of the duck in her hands but got quite a surprise when she couldn't find the duck anymore.

"Where the hell did it go!" she said angrily as she looked around the room.

"QUACK!"

Rosalie's head turned upwards and there before her, sitting on a beam on the ceiling was duck.

"How the hell did you get up there?" Rosalie asked as she gazed up at the duck.

The Duck opened up its wings and began to flap.

"DUCKS CAN FLY?!" Rosalie said rather unintelligently. She was in complete shock. In all of her very long life how could she have missed the fact that ducks could fly? All those times she went through high-school and she didn't even know that duck possessed the ability to fly

How embarrassing! She thought to herself.

"QuackQuackQuck!" The duck said in a way that sounded like he was laughing at the blond vampire. The duck flew off the beam and landed steadily on the couch in which Rosalie had sat moments ago. Rosalie didn't like the idea of being outsmarted by a duck and soon enough came up with away to get back at this stupid duck that had stolen her husband's heart.

"Look Duck we got up to a rough start and seeing as how your are a big part of my husbands life now… well what I'm trying to say is how would you like to start again? You know be friends and stuff…?" Rosalie plastered a smile on her face to make her speech seem more believeable.

The Duck didn't respond and it look as if he was considering Rosalie's proposition. After a while The duck nodded his head and let out loud and happy "Quack!"

"Oh thank you so much! You don't know how much this means to me!" Rosalie strode over to the couch and took a seat next to the duck.

"How about a hug?" She asked happily. The duck spread it's wings and leant in towards Rosalie. Rose wrapped her arms around the ducks small body.

"Perfect…" She whispered softly. Then, quick as lightning she opened her mouth and clamped her razor sharp teeth around the ducks neck.

"Nooooo!!!!!!" The banging noise that was made from the door hitting the wall echoed around the room. The next part played out in slow motion. (Time to switch your imagination on. You have to picture the next part as it would play out in a movie for it to have the maximum effect)

"Noooo" Emmet boomed as he jumped towards Rosalie. A loud crash was made when Emmet crashed into Rosalie, causing her to drop the duck.

Rosalie fell to the floor. Emmet reached for the Duck.

Scooping the Duck into his arms Emmet ran out of the house and into the forest. When he came towards a clearing he fell to his knees and cradled the duck to his chest. Then he lifted the duck towards the heavens.

"Noooooo…" he sobbed.

And like in a movie the rain began to fall and Emmet was left in the clearing with his Duck friend in his arms.

Don't kill me! I can assure you that the Duck does not die!

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