The story so far…

Yuko the witch delivers the news to Wizard Softon that the Fairie King has been defeated, so he reinforces his troops with his newest henchmen, the Zanmetsu-Gan Ninjas! Meanwhile, Bo-bobo and Beauty finally make it to Crystal Town, and they finally receive the message from the High Spirits: Save the princess, defeat the wizard, and retrieve the Delphinus Crystal, or else the entire kingdom will crumble! The next day, with the guidance of the helpful seer Merlon (A.K.A Hanpen L. Fishcake), the journey to save the Don Kingdom (and possibly the entire world) begins…

CHAPTER 1 IS HERE!!!! SCHWEEEEEEEET!!!

Chapter 1

Storming the 300X Fortress

(Part 1: The Mysterious Boy and the Attack of the Fizzies)

The sunlight streamed on the green grass and beamed and sparkled off the aqua colored waters, as Bo-bobo and Beauty entered the Sapphire Region of the Don Kingdom. The birds flew and sang about, and blossoms of all kinds and colors swayed in the gentle baby breezes. Beauty danced along the path across a stone bridge, the sunlight dancing off her sapphire eyes.

"Oh my, look!" Beauty exclaimed, stopping in her tracks to admire a tree covered in peach blossoms. "What beautiful fruit blossoms! I just love the scent of springtime." Her face flashed a beautiful smile, her bright pink hair streaming in the wind, with many fruit petals dancing around her.

As Beauty spun around in another twirl, the stalking shadow from before looked at her with wide eyes, blushing slightly. He looked at her from a sycamore tree, and although he was covered by the branches' shadows, his face could be partially made out; he appeared to be a teenage boy. He thought that he was looking at the essence of every beautiful thing in the world…

(Note: Uggh, call off the dogs, please…I swear not to do that again unless it's necessary...)

"Hey Bo-bobo, I think that once we save the Don Kingdom, we could have a picnic here! Doesn't that sound nice?" Beauty asked, turning around. However, what she saw was Bo-bobo smashing down the entire forest with his so-called "Final Smash Attack," "Bo-bobo Man!!!"

"KYAAAAAH!!! Bo-bobo, what are you doing!? Huh!? Who're those guys fighting him!?" Beauty noticed the very familiar foes taking on Bo-bobo…

"Hfff…hfff…so you are the famous Sir Bo-bobo-bo Bo-bobo. Colonel Campbell has told me all about you. I finally have the chance to defeat you in battle…and now it is MY turn to display my final smash!!" Snake from the Metal Gear games readied a Smash Ball that appeared out of nowhere, glowed orange, and performed a high leap into the air.

"Here…we…go!!! GRENADE LAUNCHER!!!"

Snake then launched a set of grenades from a helicopter, wiping out the area in less than seconds. This Final Smash was accompanied by Super Wario's "Wario Waft"…and Peach's "Peach Blossom" (With sour peaches bonking Bo-bobo in the head)…and Mario's "Mario Finale…" and Samus turning into "Zero Suit Samus," only she popped out in a one-piece swimsuit instead…and then Kirby started eating everything…

"WILL YOU ALL STOP!!?" Beauty screamed. Unfortunately, no one listened to her, as the group of brawlers and Bo-bobo all began to play Super Smash Brothers Brawl together.

"Hey, go away will ya? You're making me lose," Samus complained. She played while lounging in an inflatable hot tub.

"How long are you gonna play this!?" Beauty shouted at Wario. He turned to her and said, "We're gonna eventually stop for some pizza, so keep yer pants on, missy." Beauty simply sighed and gave up. She then spotted some rogue ninja from the 300X Ninja Squad, and prepared to fight them.

"Who are you!?" Beauty shouted at the cloaked figures.

"We are the 300X Ninja, and we've been given the orders to kill Sir Bo-bobo and whoever else he travels with…and you are no exception, my dear…" the lead ninja hissed. They all came at Beauty, who readied her Garnet Staff, and began to chant.

"Aurum, Argentums, et Prisma, jaculetur!

(Gold, Silver and Crimson, assail the enemy!

Ex somno, exsitat, exurens Salamandra,

Everything burning with the Flame of Purification,

Inimicum invilvat igne. Captus Flammeus!!"

Of Sign and Rebirth, residing in my hand! Red Blaze!!)

A blazing swirl of dark pinkish flames arose from Beauty's hand and burned all of the ninja on the path to death. She kept up the same routine with her other magicks, until she was finally finished. She then turned around to Bo-bobo, who was STILL playing Brawl with the same exact people…only this time Snake was dead…and the cause of his death was…

…a spork…

"HE DIED FROM A SPORK!?!?" Beauty screamed. "Bo-bobo, come on! Let's go!" she shouted exaggerated. However, unknown to her, a shadowy hand grabbed her shoulder…

"Don't stop me now! I'm winning big time! Bo-bobo shouted!"

"You're cheating you lousy bastard!" Wario shouted in arrogance.

Beauty sweated at this. "Oh, why me…" she sighed.

"Yes…why you…" a male voice spoke.

Beauty spun around in shock to see a male ninja holding a firm grip on her shoulder! "Wha-kyaaaaaaah!!!"

Bo-bobo shot up as soon as he heard Beauty's scream. "Beauty!? What's wrong!? Beauty!!"

"Let go of me you creep! Bo-bobo, help me! Bo-bo-mmf!" Beauty's pleas were silenced as the ninja placed a hand over her mouth and jumped out of sight. Bo-bobo tried chasing after her, but more ninjas stood in his path. He had no choice but to fight them.

"C'mon guys! Would you lend me a hand here?" he shouted to the Nintendo characters. The characters unfortunately were too drunk/stuffed/intoxicated from Wario's flatulence to fight. Bo-bobo groaned and began to take down the ninjas.

With Beauty…

Beauty's captor began to laugh evilly as he took Beauty through the trees. She tried to struggle free, yet even with magic, she was helpless to escape. The ninja held her tighter, painfully gripping her breast. Beauty winced in pain, as she was taken to a forest clearing filled with other male ninja.

"Hahahahah…I just love the body of a young maiden…a fair virgin at that…" the captor taunted, injuring all the vital nerves in Beauty's body with a nightstick. Beauty began to panic. There was no way of escape. The other male ninja laughed.

"Why you…" Beauty said weakly. She then realized her captor was…

"Y-you're Zuno! You're the guy from that ninja squad that blocked the entrance to Leisure Path!" Beauty coughed.

"That's right, sweetie…now I gotta ask you a couple of questions before the real fun begins…" Zuno hissed. Beauty's nerves stood upright; she knew what they meant when he said "real fun."

"Okay. I understand that you're traveling with that boob Sir Bo-bobo to save Princess Patches, correct? That is his direct purpose. What's yours, cutie?" Beauty didn't answer; she simply gave him a low glare.

"Not talking, eh? Well, I'll give you all the money we have if you just tell us why you're traveling with Sir Bo-bobo. Also, I just wanna know if you really want to go to our fortress. I'm afraid that I can't allow you to go there, honey…" Zuno took Beauty's chin by the hand, holding it to his face far too close for comfort. Beauty spat in his face in disgust.

"Why the hell would I tell you anything you pervert!? I have my own purpose for traveling with him, and that's none of your f---ing business, you asshole!"

"Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, eh cutie?!" Zuno spat, slapping her face. He placed several bands of duct tape over Beauty's mouth, called his lackeys over, and pinned her to the ground. "Well, if you're not helping me, I guess I have to steal your maidenhead for my own pleasure then! Now…let's see those titties of yours…"

Zuno began to rip Beauty's clothes apart, tossing her cloak away, began to lick her neck in a seductive fashion, and groped her nude breast hard, pinching the small bud on it as well. Beauty couldn't escape from the ninjas' grips. They cheered along as Zuno began to grope Beauty's goods. Tears escaped from Beauty's eyes; screaming was futile, even though she tried a million times over.

Waah…somebody help me!!! Beauty screamed in her head over and over.

After the outrageous touching, Zuno began to pull his pants down. Beauty screamed louder than ever, and yet only an eerie screech came out. For her sake of virginity and the possibility of becoming pregnant, all was lost.

The shadow from before was moving through the trees, looking down at the current situation. He shook in anger, letting out a small growl while preparing a silver pistol in his hand. He gripped on it tightly, exhaled, and shot forth a speedy bullet that barely missed Zuno's head. Zuno shot up, pulled his pants back up, and drew his giant katana (His unique weapon).

"Who's there!? Show yourself, you piece of—gaaah!" A bullet pierced through Zuno's left arm. He dropped to the ground in pain, as the other ninjas prepared themselves. The shadow jumped down from the tree, ready to fight with his pistol in hand. The figure was a teenage boy, about seventeen, dressed in a tight white collard shirt partially opened at the top revealing a bit of his pectoral muscles, tight black pants, and crimson shoes with straps holding them closed. A yellow sailor kerchief was tied along his shoulder and waist, he had a gold ring on his left middle finger, and had on two gold earrings plus a diamond stud on his right ear. He readied his pistol again.

"So, you think you're gonna get away with this!?" Zuno shouted. "Alright men, get him!" At Zuno's command, the ninja drew away from Beauty and began to attack the boy. Despite their efforts, they were all silenced and killed by the boy's agile use of his pistol. The scene flew like a blazing wind, with Beauty staring at it amazed. When all the ninjas fell, Zuno staggered up again.

"You…how did you…bastard!" Zuno readied his katana and glimmered his purple aura. The two teenage boys then began to fight each other, with Beauty escaping behind the trees. She ripped the duct tape off her mouth, and after covering her almost-nude body with her cloak and retrieving her valuables, she began to sob hysterically.

Meanwhile, the fight between Zuno and the mysterious boy was slowing down, with the boy falling to the ground and gasping for breath, with some bloodstains on his shirt and small amounts of blood dripping off his face. Beauty looked at the scene in horror.

Oh…oh no…what can I do!? That boy's in trouble! Beauty looked at the situation for a moment, and then readied her staff.

"Aurum, Argentums, et Prisma, jaculetur!

(Gold, Silver, and Crimson, assail the enemy!

Veniant spiritus aerials flgurientes,

Ice Spirits on high, fill the sky.

Cum fulgurationi flet tempestas austrina.

Tundra and Glaciers on the run from the land of the midnight sun.

Jovis Tempestas fulguriens!

Frozen Earth!)

Beauty's power flashed forth lilac-colored iceburgs that froze Zuno's body for a moment. Seconds later, the ice exploded, putting him in a lot of pain. He fell to the ground, humbly defeated, growling.

The boy looked over at Beauty wide-eyed. His lips uttered the words "thank you," as he slowly stood up. Beauty was looking at him the same way. The way his ruby red eyes sparkled like gems in the sunlight; the way his silver-white spiky hair rushed in the breeze of blossom petals. Time seemed to stop where they were, and a moment of heat sparked.

Unfortunately, the heat vanished, as Zuno staggered upward and thrust Beauty to a tree. He appeared as if he were about to do the unthinkable on her again.

"You stupid girl! You think that you can defeat me!? I think not!" Zuno pulled out a kodachi and was about to stab Beauty with it, when suddenly, a stream of black flatulent wind erupted from the boy's rear and blew Zuno away, dead on! Beauty stared at the boy's power in awe. She coughed heavily and collapsed. The boy barely caught her in time. The two looked at each other for a moment, and escaped each other's grasp, blushing.

"Ah…I'm sorry, I-"the boy stuttered from staring at Beauty's bare breasts and body. She shyly covered it up with her cloak. "That's alright…it was an accident…" Beauty said back. They kept on looking at each other for a moment.

"Are…you hurt?" the boy asked again.

"I think I'll be okay…" Beauty said again. She came closer to him.

"Thank you for saving my life…thank you so much!" Beauty bowed at him. When she raised her head, she gave him a warm smile, a smile that seemed to melt the boy's heart.

"…it was nothing…you're safe now…" the boy said humbly.

"But, I need to…oh…" Beauty was cut off mid-sentence as she collapsed into unconsciousness. The boy caught her again, this time placing her on the ground gently. He gently caressed her face in his hand, feeling the warmth of her soft, smooth peach skin. He moved away a wisp of pink hair that fell on her face. He was blushing at it all, in disbelief that a girl this beautiful yet strong existed on the face of Ashura.

Oh, wow…she's really cute…no…she's beautiful…the boy thought to himself. But what do I do with her now? That ninja said she was traveling with a man named Sir Bo-bobo…wait…Sir Bo-bobo!?

The boy immediately snapped out of his trance, realizing that Sir Bo-bobo was traveling with this girl. He pulled out a communication device and called for a postal serviceman. After he did so, he looked at the girl again.

Maybe if I bring her to Sapphire Village, Sir Bo-bobo will find her…I think she'll be safe there…hopefully…oh, thank God it's him she's traveling with! Maybe my prison escape wasn't futile after all!

The boy looked into the setting sun with happiness, relief, and content, his eyes glittering like a blazing ruby.

With Bo-bobo…

"Waaaaaaah! I've been killing all these ninjas all day long, and I still can't find Beauty! God dammit, where the hell is she!?" Bo-bobo shouted that same exact sentence 847 times for three hours straight. He stumbled upon an elevated plateau with a sign nearby that read,

300X Ninja Fortress/Alexandrite Region: East

Sapphire Village/Zircon Region: Southeast

Sapphire City: Southwest

Crystal Region/Crystal Town: West

Azure Train Station: Northwest

Sapphire Town: North

Blue Forest/Neptune City/Jasper Region: Northeast

"Hmm…300X Ninja Fortress…sounds like fun!" Bo-bobo said like a little schoolgirl. He began to skip into the east where the fortress lay; unfortunately, he tripped and gained a boo-boo on his knee. He began crying hysterically and ran down the plateau into the southeast, where the Sapphire Village was.

As he ran down the path, a group of weird creatures watched from the bushes…

As the night fell, Bo-bobo staggered into Sapphire Village. He saw a line of several houses with dome-shaped roofs, all different colors. He sighed in relief at the sound of civilization, but was still worried about Beauty. As he was thinking, the silence was shattered by a group of fuzzy-like creatures jumping out of nowhere and attacking the village!

"Wow…so this is the nightlife I've heard so much about in the Sapphire Region…PARTY! PARTY!!!" Bo-bobo shouted over and over, hopping along the road in the same fashion the fuzzy creatures were. A village citizen (Played by Jeda the Wind God) walked up to Bo-bobo, stopping him in his path.

"Yo! Is this the nightlife of the Sapphire Region I've heard so much about? Constant parties, drinks on the house, and women who have real diamonds but not real bodies?" Bo-bobo asked with a smile. The citizen had an annoyed look on his face as he threw a fuzzy creature away.

"If you want boobs and drinks, go to Sapphire City, buddy! This is Sapphire Village, and we have a serious situation going on here!"

"Really? What's going on here?"

"You see, every night here in Sapphire Village, these weird creatures known as Fizzies attack us! They steal our clothes, our belongings, our food-there are even some that can suck your blood! You'd best leave now, it's for your own good!" the citizen's tunic was then stolen by a Fizzy that flew by! "Aggh, dammit! Stupid Fizzy! Come back here!" The citizen drew out a large scythe and began to swing at the thing, which kept on dodging the blows.

"I can take care of this," said Bo-bobo with determination. "Fist of the Nose
Hair! Space-Vacuum Cleaner!" Bo-bobo's nose hairs formed a vacuum-like whirlwind that blew several Fizzies away! The citizen retrieved his tuning and cheered with a chibi face.

"Oh, thank you so much, Sir Bo-bobo! You got my tunic back! If it isn't too much trouble, could you help us deal with this issue here?" the citizen asked.

"Sure, why not?" Bo-bobo said nonchalantly.

"Great! By the way, my name's Gale, so if you need any help, just give me a call!" the citizen went to the entrance gate. Bo-bobo stormed into the village, helping the citizens gain back their personal belongings. After about fifteen minutes, everything was quiet.

"Wow…" said one of the citizens. "I've never seen anyone dispose of the Fizzies so quickly! Hurray for Sir Bo-bobo! Yay!" Everyone in the village cheered, as Bo-bobo blushed.

Unfortunately, the cheering did not last long, for several loud crashing noises came from a house with a blue dome-colored roof. The house itself began to shake, and everyone began to complain again.

"Agh, that stupid kid doesn't know when to shut the hell up!"

"Some scientist he is!"

"He always makes all that noise, yet he never talks to us!"

The complaining went on and on, and Bo-bobo quietly snuck away from the complainers, opened the door to the house, and was shocked to see a rather large Fizzy hopping about a laboratory. A young teenage boy, sixteen years old, who had dark brown hair, black eyes, and wore a defender's armor underneath a lab coat (Played by Yokonaka Namero), was chasing it around all over the house. He swung his broadsword, tried grabbing the thing with his hands, and even attempted to taze it, but had no avail in the end. He began to huff and puff frantically, as the Fizzy dashed out the house's back door with a box in tow.

"Grrr…damn! It got away!" The boy then noticed Sir Bo-bobo standing there. "Look mister, will ya go away!? I'm kinda in the middle of a crisis right now!" The boy was about to run out the back door, but stopped and turned back to Bo-bobo. "Hey…you're Sir Bo-bobo, aren't you? The so-called "Legendary Knight?"

"Yup. That's me!" Bo-bobo said while opening himself up with a scalpel!

"Well, Sir Bo-bobo, I normally don't ask idiots for help, but I would appreciate it if you could help me find that Fizzy and retrieve what it stole from me. Uhh…please?" the boy could barely stutter "please." He got no response however, for Bo-bobo was already out the door, drinking one of the boy's test tubes, transforming into an ugly little puppy dog! The boy sighed and went after him.

Bo-bobo and the boy chased the Fizzy all the way to the end of the forest, which at that end suddenly had a change in atmosphere. The trees were darker in color, the night was darker itself, the wind was much colder, and the earth was as cold as ice. This was the entrance to the mysterious Zircon Region.

"MEEEEOOOORRRRKKK!!! With the weather this cold, you can't catch me, meeork!" the Fizzy taunted while scooting up a tree with three other Fizzies. "Meeeooork! See if you can find me, meeoork!" The Fizzies then began to hop along within the trees, making it utterly confusing to find the one with the box. After a moment, the hopping ended, and Bo-bobo had to find the Fizzy with the box.

"Uhh…Sir Bo-bobo. I looked carefully, and I think that the Fizzy that stole my stuff is in that tree!" The boy pointed to the tree farthest to the right.

"Nah, I'm positive he went down here!" Bo-bobo shouted while going down a foxhole! The boy pulled off a freaked out face, as Bo-bobo was pummeled to death by a fox cub.

Gee…what a loser…he's no different from the rest of the cockroaches out there…the boy thought. He put on an emotionless and nihilistic face. That face grew shocked and he screamed again when Bo-bobo blew a landmine through the foxhole, causing all of the trees and Fizzies to explode!

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK!!! What the hell!?"

"I was pretending to get beat up by a fox and blew up a landmine to trick you guys!" Bo-bobo said with pride.

"You call that pretending!?" the boy screamed, noticing Bo-bobo's near-death state.

"Meork! Hmph! I guess we'll just have to teach you a lesson in pain then! Meork!" The Fizzies charged at Bo-bobo with force. Unfortunately for them, all they could do was bounce off of his body, as he charged up an attack with his blade.

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair and Secret of the Diamond Blade: Tenma-Ku-Ryu-Sen!!!"

A large band of light stretched from Bo-bobo's sword, taking the form of a dragon. It consumed all of the Fizzies in a flash, making the box the boy possessed drop to the ground. The boy stared at the man's power in amazement.

"Wh…how…is that…" the boy was lost for words.

"Secret technique from my homeland. Sorry, it's a secret, so I can't tell you," said Bo-bobo, winking and sticking out his tongue. "Anyhoo young man, what's in that box?" Bo-bobo pointed to the brown box the Fizzy had dropped.

"Oh, this? It's my latest invention." The boy opened up the box, inside it being a robot that resembled Princess Patches exactly! The robot appeared to be unfinished; it looked completely depressed and many wires were sticking out.

"I figured that with that good-for-nothing princess gone, everything would get better, but apparently everyone in all the regions of the kingdom is depressed about it, so I decided to make a robotic being that was just like her. It was a complete waste of time, but it actually went well in the end, so I may as well have finished it…" the boy said humbly.

"It looks spectacular. I think you should finish it," said Bo-bobo. He and the boy looked at each other for a moment in silence, at least until it was shattered by Bo-bobo's stomach growling.

"Uhh…I haven't eaten all day…you got any food in this place?" Bo-bobo asked sheepishly. The boy sweatdropped. "Sure…we have an inn complete with a restaurant near the village's entrance…why not go there? All I got is tofu and canned spam."

"I WANT THE CANNED SPAM!!!" Bo-bobo shouted. He dashed back to the boy's house and began to devour all the spam he had, topping it with mayonnaise, ketchup, hot pepper flakes, furikake, and even pig's blood. The boy stared at Bo-bobo's eating habits in disgust.

"Okay, you can eat all my food, but you can't sleep here! Got that!?" the boy shouted in Bo-bobo's face.

"Okaymph." Bo-bobo said with his mouth full. "Thanks for everything," he said again, leaving wordlessly toward the inn. The boy looked at him, not saying anything. He then continued his work on the robotic Patches.

Bo-bobo had managed to check himself into the inn. Although he finally got his share of food and shelter, he still wasn't able to find Beauty, and he was brooding about it.

"Oh, Beauty…you could be dead for all I know…oh, where are you, Beauty!?" Bo-bobo wailed, crying line-style tears.

"She's right here, Sir Bo-bobo." Gale was at the front desk, pointing to a brown delivery box with an unconscious Beauty inside of it. Bo-bobo immediately grew giddy and dashed over to her.

"Beauty! You're safe! Thank the Spirits you're alive! You weren't robbed were you!?" Bo-bobo wailed a long stream of questions at the now-awake Beauty, who was turning blue from Bo-bobo squeezing her to death.

"Ack-Bo-bo-gah!-stop-eek!-choking-ow!-me!" Beauty broke free of Bo-bobo's hold with a sledgehammer that appeared out of nowhere. "I'm okay, Bo-bobo! Really!"

"Are you sure? You look a little dazed."

"Ah…yes, I'm absolutely sure, Bo-bobo!"

"Did you have a brush-up with a boy or something?"

"EH!?"

Beauty spun around, her cheeks turning pink. "What are you talking about!?"

"You're blushing. Judging by that blush, you were attacked by someone and rescued by a boy, right?"

"Ummm…no…"

"Well, whatever. We have a room in this here inn, and we can sleep for the night. We'll continue our quest tomorrow." Bo-bobo let out a yawn as he went upstairs. Beauty followed him there. Once they were in their rooms, they were sound asleep, or for Bo-bobo rather, he had his arms spread out and was snoring and drooling like crazy.

Beauty, who was sleeping topless, was about half-asleep, with a hand over her heart. Her eyes closed and envisioned the boy who rescued her today.

I don't even know that boy's name…and he saved my life! Oh, I hope that I can run into him again so that I can thank him more properly…I wonder what he's doing now…Beauty closed her eyes and put her hand over her heart as she fell asleep.

Elsewhere…

"Your package was delivered successfully sir." A voice spoke over a communication device.

"Thank you. I've already sent the money to the Crystal Town Post Office." The same boy that saved Beauty earlier today said over the device.

"Okay. Thank you." The voice hung up. The boy laid down on an open field that was filled with flowers and lush grass. He looked up at the sparkling stars, and saw within them, Beauty's face.

Damn, that girl was so cute…I wonder if I'll ever see her again…

The boy began to drift off to sleep, but was suddenly awakened when a set of hands grabbed and gagged him. He struggled to escape, but had no avail. He was taken through the bushes back to the 300X Fortress…

Next Day…

Bo-bobo and Beauty woke up and had a light breakfast at the inn. They gathered their things and stepped outside into the morning sunlight. The Sapphire Village was peaceful again, as the villagers performed their daily routine.

"Good morning, Sir Bo-bobo!" Gale called out. "Did you sleep well?"

"I slept dandy!" Bo-bobo said with glee.

"I hope you truly did sleep well…"

Gale spun around and saw the boy from yesterday walking down the path, with a fully operated robot Patches beside him. He wore his defender's armor, only this time, it was underneath a school uniform suit.

"I've looked up info on the two of you last night. It seems that you both are strong fighters in your own right, so I figured that I could test you two." The boy said, drawing his blade.

"Oh, really? What do you want from us?" asked Beauty.

"Listen. My name is Count Namero, and I am not just an inventor, but also a High Defender of the Sapphire Region. And I have a request."

"What is it?"

"Sir Bo-bobo…I would like to join your cause to defeat the evil wizard…if you and Beauty can defeat me and my robot Don Patch in a team-up duel…"

End of Part 1.

-Sorry for the delay, but I had a lot to do yesterday and I was really tired last night…

-Can Sir Bo-bobo and Beauty win in a duel against Count Namero and Don Patch? Read on and find out soon!

FOOTNOTES

-Tenma-Ku-Ryu-Sen means "Divine Magic: Sky Dragon Flash (Japanese)

-In Shinsetsu Bo7, Namero views others who are weaker than him as cockroaches, and sees the world in a black and white view, making his personality nihilistic and bitter. The only one who broke his vision is Pokomi, and Bo-bobo also broke his vision once in Shinsetsu Chapter 4.

-And for those of you who don't know Shakespeare (or at least haven't read it yet), maidenhead is Shakespearian for virginity…;

Note: Romeo and Juliet: NOT as romantic as people take it for…in fact, it's filled with a lot of crude sexual puns and mentions the male genitalia in a crude way a couple of times…