The story so far
The story so far…
The journey to save the Don Kingdom begins for Sir Bo-bobo and Beauty, as they enter the Sapphire Region and head for the 300X Ninja Fortress. Along the way, Zuno, the head Zanmetsu-Gan Ninja, attempts sexual assault and rape on Beauty, but she is thankfully saved by a mysterious teenage boy. Meanwhile, Bo-bobo heads to Sapphire Village and stops an attack of terrorizing Fizzies. When the Fizzies cause more trouble for him, Bo-bobo receives help from a teenage inventor/Defender, Count Namero V. After receiving Namero's latest invention from the Fizzies, Bo-bobo finds Beauty and they head in for the night. The next morning, the teenage count returns, this time offering a double duel against Beauty and Sir Bo-bobo, along with his new robot Don Patch!
I forgot to mention that in the last chapter. For those of you who don't know Shinsetsu very well, by the time Heppokomaru fully masters the "Onara Shinken," his farts are no longer yellow, but they are black instead. And furikake is a Japanese condiment that's mainly topped on rice. Also, Count Namero is actually fully named Count Namero V. See if you can point out the allusion I just made.
And I'm sorry if the near-rape scene from the last chapter was too disturbing…for some reason, I like writing torture scenes in overly-vivid detail…(No, I am not an emo nor am I a pervert, got me!?)
3…2…1…WHEEEEEE!!
Chapter 1
Storming the 300X Fortress
(Part 2: The Enigmatic Count Namero V and the Fortress of the Ninja)
Count Namero was, as of now, lying on the ground, covered in dirt and blood, huffing and puffing frantically. Beauty, meanwhile, was caught in a dispute of her own, trying to latch off Don Patch, who was busting her up for being the story's heroine.
"You sick bastard…do you just think that you can get away with this!?" Namero stuttered, putting his hand on his severely bleeding forehead. He sputter coughed and fell on his stomach, blood dribbling from his mouth.
"You were the one who requested the challenge. We fought. No one ever said that it was against your rules to pinpoint your weakness. I did what I had to do to win." Bo-bobo said emotionlessly, facing toward the shining sun.
"Wh…why you…"
"And besides, young Count…your strength and determination have told me that you will make a great asset alongside Beauty and me."
"What…?" Namero looked up from the ground, eyes wide. The crowd that was watching the match began to murmur. The only real noise was Don Patch, now donning a lilac-colored wig, red eyeshadow, white lipstick, and green mascara, breaking gophers in half and attempting to pound Beauty to death, which despite the way it looked, was failing miserably.
Namero looked at Bo-bobo for another moment before spitting out some blood. He staggered upward and put a disgusted look on his face.
"Hmph…I think I'll revoke my offer to you…what the hell was I to think of joining you…I must've been delusional or something…" Namero placed his broadsword back into his sheath and began to walk away.
"Hold it!" Bo-bobo shouted. "Count Namero…why did you request to join me in the first place?"
Namero stopped dead in his tracks. "Oh…that…well, you see-"
"I'M SICK OF YOUR YACKING!!" Bo-bobo screamed, throwing the young count into a giant pot of oden (a famous Japanese stew), putting it over an out-of-control fire, placing a stick of dynamite inside, and throwing it into a tank of gas!
"Kyaaaa! Bo-bobo, what the hell are you thinking!?" Beauty screamed, watching the immense explosion occur, followed by fireworks that made Bo-bobo put on a drooling happy face. Beauty began to shake him in manic desperation. Meanwhile, Don Patch was watching in deep disgust.
Grrr…that little brat! How dare she steal the spotlight from me! You may look cute, sweetie, but there's only ONE heroine in this tale, and that's ME! But first…
Don Patch tossed away his current femme appearance and replaced his expression with a blank one, his eyes turning a deep shade of blue with digital codes running through them.
Welcome to DON PATCH (Double Obsidian Nanotech Interface + Paralysis Adaptation Triple Catharsis Home Unit. This hardware has memory stored from the last time it was activated. Would you like to reformat current memory to set to a new master?
"Affirm command." Don Patch spoke with a technological tone.
Command affirmed and approved. Set the name of the new master for DON PATCH.
Don Patch slowly marched over to Bo-bobo, grabbed his wrist, and slammed his hand onto his face. Namero's eyes widened in shock.
"Don Patch! What are you doing!?"
Data of new master formatted: Name: Sir Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. The DON PATCH unit spent the next three hours formatting and explaining Bo-bobo's current status, data, and things like that. Everyone soon fell asleep, except for the young count, still staring in shock (Although his eyes were watering from keeping them open for so long).
Are you sure you want to reformat this data? The unit finally spoke again. Don Patch nodded his head, and a long series of data-streaming computer processing took place. After that, Don Patch reverted to his normal state, where he started acting like a cat and rubbed himself to Bo-bobo's leg!
"Master…master…" Don Patch purred over and over again. Bo-bobo raised an eyebrow. The citizens of the village gasped.
"So you're giving up your ownership that the Count has given you?" Gale asked the robot.
"Yup! After watching that battle, I figured that Sir Bo-bobo here would make a more suitable master and companion in my never-ending battle to become the main character of all known anime and manga in the universe! Besides, I was getting sick of living with the Count…" Don Patch placed himself on a plate as a giant piece of hanpen (A puffy white fishcake made with yam).
"You piece of robotic trash! You can't abandon me! I created you, and I can destroy you too!" Namero shouted in rage.
Don Patch merely turned around in silence, and the digital codes began to run again.
Confirmed for Master Bo-bobo's call. Emergency battle gear activated. Unlock all high-speed memory. Code: 997120293839 1929979354372393684501. Opening access gate: Opened. Current status: OK. Selecting combat unit. Mode: Crimson. Option: De-facto heroine of Bo-bobo's Epic RPG Adventure! All systems ready. 3…2…1…
"I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER!!"
"EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!?"
And so, the bond between Bo-bobo and Don Patch then bloomed into a friendship that surpassed time, a bond so strong that you couldn't even crack a walnut with your teeth.
"It's the Narrator! Let's kill him!" Don Patch screamed.
Wha-!? I thought that they couldn't see me! Dammit!
Bo-bobo took the femme Don Patch, donning a crimson wig and a cheerleader's outfit, and placed him atop his blade. Don Patch jumped off the blade, drew out his pom-poms, and began to cheer the Narrator to death.
"1-2-3-4! My name's Donnie, how 'bout yours?
5-6-7-8! This is gonna be real great!
34-677890-2.56-Moo! I AM THE HEROINE, AND I'M GONNA KICK ALL YOUR ASSES, AND THEN I'LL TAKE YOU'RE COLD, STINKING (censored words)--!!"
Don Patch proceeded to kill the Narrator with a unique mix of pickles, chocolate, rotten cheese, a yacht, and his own awkward parody of Excel Saga, only filled with panties, symbolism, and things like that. The Narrator's funeral was already paid for, so to speak.
The villagers stared in awe as Don Patch landed swiftly on the ground. Beauty and Bo-bobo were just as amazed, while Namero made a huge glare at his robot.
"You see, new master? I want to wig out until the cows come home, but I can't do that if I stay here," said Don Patch, blowing his tongue at Namero. "If it's alright with you, Sir Bo-bobo…" Don Patch put on an innocent little girl look.
Bo-bobo turned away, picked up his things, took Beauty by the shoulder, and began to walk out of the village. "It's no skin off my back. Come on along, Donnie."
"Sir Bo-bobo!" Don Patch ran after him. The trio was almost near the exit, until they were interrupted by the count.
"Uh, wait!"
"What is it, Count?" Bo-bobo asked.
"The equipment you have there probably isn't suitable for the journey ahead. I think you might want to visit the RPG Shop first." Namero said. "Look at your statuses. They're pretty weak." Bo-bobo opened the "menu" that showed their current statuses, and skimmed through them.
Bo-bobo's Status
Current Level: Level 5
Max HP: 60/60
Max MP: 30/30
Max SP: 7
Attack Power: 7
Defense Power: 0
Magic Power: 1
Magic Defense: 2
Class: Swordsman
Equipment: Longsword, Golden Armor, Combat boots
Regular Skills: Too high to count
Special Skills: 6
Unique Skills: Infinite
Beauty's Status
Current Level: Level 7
Max HP: 46/46
Max MP: 80/80
Max SP: 7
Attack Power: 2
Defense Power: 0
Magic Power: 8
Magic Defense: 4
Class: Black Mage
Equipment: Garnet Staff, Silk Robe, Flash Ribbon
Regular Skills: 12
Special Sills: 3
Unique Skills:??
Don Patch's Status
Current Level: Level 4
Max HP: 55/55
Max MP: 90/90
Max SP: Too high to count
Attack Power: Various
Defense Power: -324
Magic Power: Various
Magic Defense: QUACK
Class: Undecided
Equipment: None
Regular Skills: Too many
Special Skills: Too many
Unique Skills: MOO!
Items: Afro-cherry x1 (Heals 5 HP to one person)
Fireball x1 (Deals 3-10 DMG to all enemies)
Orbis Pieces x2 (Special use)
Money: 45632 G
(NOTE: Please remember that this system is invalid throughout the story and is merely for show. If you have actually been attempting to keep track of the characters' stats, you've been ripped off. Really badly. Yeah, I'm just evil that way.)
"Hmmm…we seem pretty solid, but maybe we should take this RPG store a snoop," said Bo-bobo. He, Beauty and Don Patch went into a red-colored dome-topped store with a sign labeled "RPG" on it. The store inside was the epitome of any shop found in an RPG: Weapons, spellbooks, equipment, magical orbs that "taught" special skills, and items. The vendors in the store shouted a friendly "hello," even though Don Patch killed the items merchant with a machine gun.
"Well, you can stock up on anything you want here. Live it up." Namero said again before leaving.
Bo-bobo and the others spent about two hours in the store picking out items and such. The reason it took so long was because Don Patch kept on killing everyone, Bo-bobo shoplifted and apologized over and over, not to mention smashing a platoon of PS3s over people's heads in praise for the Wii, and Beauty was too busy reading the spellbooks and screaming at the other two. After all that was over, the group finally had some new equipment on them.
Bo-bobo's New Status
Attack Power: 7
Defense Power: 1
Magical Power: 2
Magical Defense: 3
Class: Swordsman
Equipment: Iron Sword, Scale Armor, Combat boots, Round Shield
Beauty's New Status
Attack Power: 3
Defense Power: 0
Magical Power: 10
Magical Defense: 5
Class: Black Mage
Equipment: Cloud Staff, Chanter's Djellaba, Rose Corsage
Don Patch's New Status
Attack Power: Various
Defense Power: -324.5
Magical Power: Various
Magical Defense: QUACKIE
Class: Explosive Agent
Equipment: Hornito hand bomb (Onion Bombs), Chakra Band
"Okay, Bo-bobo! We're all set!" Beauty said with cheer. "I think we can take on those Zanmetsu-Gan Ninjas now!"
"Waaah! No we can't! I can't fight another battle! I have no confidence in myself! My sword's all rusted out!" Bo-bobo wailed in a cheerleader's uniform, his new equipment in shambles! Beauty screamed in the background.
"You idiot!" Don Patch slapped Bo-bobo in the face. "Come on now, Eri! You've worked so hard for this day! Don't give up now!"
Bo-bobo absorbed the robot's words, and then smiled. "I…I will try! Thank you, Haruka!" He then rose. "You're right! I've been too easy on myself! I'll give it my all!"
"That's the spirit, Eri!" Don Patch cheered. The lights then went dim, and out of the darkness came…
…the great sword Exor from Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars!!
"WHAT THE HEY!?" Beauty screamed.
"I'M EMPOWERED!! RAAAAH!! LOOK UPON YE MIGHTY MAGICKS AND WEEP IN DESPAIR, LAND!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!"
"Way to go, Exor-Eri!!" Don Patch shouted.
"Lerolero Shinken Ogi! Juso no Kokuyoseki!!"
Suddenly, Namero's tongue shot forth, creating a wall of obsidian, which instantly shattered, bringing great pain to Bo-bobo and Don Patch! The two of them flew right out of the shop and onto Leisure Path, near the 300X Ninja Fortress. The citizens of Sapphire Village saw the magic in awe and applauded in the aftermath. Namero walked toward the cringing duo with a sneer.
"Hmph. I was wrong. You can't possibly save this kingdom Sir Bo-bobo. I don't even think that you can even harm a fly without acting up like this. What a fool you are." Namero began to walk away, but was stopped by Beauty.
"You think you can just insult him and walk away like that!? What kind of person are you!?" Beauty shouted. Namero spun around and glared into her eyes.
"I…am a business man, you see. I have no time for petty games. The sight of a foolish warrior sickens me. To complete my quest, I need to find a respectable companion to fight with, or better yet, leave off on my own." Beauty stepped back from his icy stare.
"…but, considering that this is an RPG, it would make the readers think that I'm a douchebag if I didn't join…which is the lone reason I'm joining you and Bo-bobo. That, and so that I can perform the proper upgrades on the DON PATCH robot every now and then!" Namero made a really cutesy face, one that made Beauty perform an anime-style collapse.
"Well, if you feel that way Namero-kun, by all means, come join us!" Bo-bobo said happily, shaking the boy's hand. Don Patch jumped up onto his creator's shoulder and made a baby face.
Don Patch and Namero joined your party!
Namero is a powerful young count who is part of the Sapphire Region's royal line of Defenders. Press the down "C" button to have Namero lash his tongue out across a distance. His tongue, thanks to the "Fist of the Wobbly Tongue," can stretch forth tenfold to reach objects across great distances! Namero is also a pivotal asset in battle as well. In battle, he can use sacred swordplay that originates from the Sapphire Region, and he can also use his "Fist of the Wobbly Tongue," his Unique ability!
Namero's Status
Current Level: Level 9
Max HP: 94/94
Max MP: 85/85
Max SP: 8
Attack Power: 6
Defense Power: 2
Magic Power: 4
Magic Defense: 4
Class: Defender
Equipment: Treaty Blade, Bronze Shield, Brigandine, Amber Armlet
Regular Skills: 11
Special Skills: 3
Unique Skills: 2
Don Patch is a robot invented by Namero. He is the topmost "Haijkelist" in all the Don Kingdom, even though he's just one day old! Press the down "C" button to have Don Patch do whatever the hell he desires! He'll bring the house down again and again with his haijkelist attitude! He is also an amazing combat participant in battle as well! (Don Patch's Status see above)
"Okay, now that that's settled, let's go!" Beauty shouted.
"Yeah!!"
1.25 seconds later…
Bo-bobo and Don Patch were dead on the ground. And they were CONVINIENTLY in front of the fortress. Beauty and Namero sweatdropped. Two people were beaten into oblivion, apparently from the ASTONISHINGLY poor decision of walking into the 300X Fortress territory dressed as kittens with giant hanging "I am the legendary Nose-Hair Knight Sir Bo-bobo, ready to be taken down" sign. Despite their coma-like state (Knowing those two, they're clearly not dead. You knew that, right?), the quartet had made it to the fortress.
"Idiocy aside, we made it to the fortress…" Namero said, noting the change in atmosphere. The air was danker, the grass was dirtier, stone walls lined the pathways, and to top it all off, a giant fortress constructed out of black steel made the scene look its worst.
"There's no telling who will pop out of that fortress. Be on your guard, everyone," Namero warned. He, Bo-bobo and Beauty stood firm in front of the fortress doors, while Don Patch ate a random chunk of a crumb bun on the ground.
As time passed where they stood, the doors to the fortress swung open. A figure was walking outside to the front. The quartet prepared for battle.
The figure that emerged was Melo, the lone female of the Zanmetsu-Gan Ninjas. She had a startled look on her face when she saw Bo-bobo and his gang.
"Eeeek! It's Sir Bo-bobo and his band of boobs! I better report this immediately! Zuno-kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnn--!!" Melo screamed before running inside. The four were left speechless, the only noise aloud being a squawking crow.
"Um…why didn't she attempt to kill us?" Beauty wondered.
"Who knows? Point is, we can get inside because she was dumb enough to leave the door open…" Namero said flatly. The quartet walked inside, shutting the doors behind them.
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The 300X Fortress inside was no better than outside. The room Bo-bobo and the others had stepped in was constructed of gray and green steel and rock tiles. A pool was placed in the center of the room with some kind of lethal fish swimming inside of it. The upper floors could be seen as well.
"Wow…this is the 300X Fortress…it's so dark…where should we start looking for the spirit first?" Beauty asked.
"I think we need to get rid of those Zanmetsu-Gan idiots before we search for the spirit. If we get them out of the way, at least we won't have anyone holding us back..." said Namero.
"Actually, I remember the seer Merlon telling us that a group of fighters were imprisoned here…the "Maho Kaze" group, I think they were called?" Beauty pondered.
"And that is also hy I came with you and Sir Bo-bobo," Namero said.
"Huh?"
"The head of the Sapphire Region political station wanted me, the highest and strongest of the counties of the region, to rescue the Maho Kaze Group. They are a team of bounty hunters from the Alexandrite Region, which had been war-torn for the longest time. The Sapphire Chancellor allowed them and other Alexandrines to move into the region in exchange for them to help work as a police force. Shortly after Princess Patches was abducted by the evil wizard, the 300X Ninjas helped further enforce his reign by kidnapping and imprisoning the Maho Kaze team. So now, here I am, coming to rescue them. That is why I joined you. Well, that, and so that I wouldn't look like a douchebag to the readers…and to keep my eye on the DON PATCH unit..."
"But how did you know that we were coming here?"
"I played Paper Mario before, dummy. Mario ALWAYS explains hisreason to go out on an adventure,and because this story is (lovingly) ripped off from the game, I came along!" Namero beamed, which made Beauty freak out.
"Hold it! Who goes there!?" a voice shouted from above.
"Who's there!?" Namero shouted. He drew his blade as three figures jumped toward the ground floor. They were a male and female ninja, and a dark green KoPatch that resembled a bomb.
"Ah, well if it isn't Count Namero V. I should've known you were coming." The male ninja spat.
"Hey now, I'm just doing my duty. I have no time to deal with losers like you. Now if you'll excuse me…" Namero said, attempting to casually pass between the trio.
"Hah! Do you think that you can pass between us, boy?" the kunoichi drew a kunai knife, holding it to his throat. Namero smirked in silence, his tongue drawing out of his mouth in absolute silence. The two ninja grew horrified expressions on their faces, as they felt a sharp and sloppy pain pass through them.
"Super Fist of the Wobbly Tongue: Obsidian moistness! Bladed tongue!"
The two ninja were launched high into the air and landed into the pool with the deadly fish. The two struggled to swim away, but were soon ripped to pieces. Beauty gazed in fear as the male ninja's torn bowels floated on the water's surface.
"I barely touched them. I just so happened to launch them in the air like that. The fish were the ones that killed them." Namero said with a hint of cockiness. He looked at the fearful Beauty. "You know, you need to get used to seeing the insides of your enemies. That's what happens when you live on a battlefield, mage."
"Ah…yes…"
The group was about to proceed when they noticed that the door was locked. "Hmm…this is a problem…"
"KO-BOMB UNIT 137 PREPARING TO SELF-DESTRUCT IN 4…3…2…1…"
"Get down!" Namero shouted as he took Beauty and hid low in a small corner at the northern end of the room, shielding her body. Bo-bobo jumped up and climbed onto a nearby chain on an upper floor, while Don Patch ogled at the bomb and touched it like a wandering child. His face burned off as the Ko-bomb exploded. Bo-bobo jumped down from the chain above, his butt on fire, tears shooting out of his eyes.
"KYAAAAH!! My butt's on fire! Kyaaah! Kyaaah! Kyaaaaaah! Oh, there's a pool there!" Bo-bobo said in relief as he jumped into the pool where the fish were awaiting their snack.
"No! You idiot!" Namero shouted.
Bo-bobo began to hold a pool party inside the water as the fish came after him. They were about to eat him, but stopped dead in their tracks when they saw the odd behavior of the swordsman.
"Uhhh…does anybody wanna eat him?" One fish asked.
"Nuh-uh. I don't want him," said another.
"He's a weirdo! He's not even trembling!" said a third.
"Oink!" said a baby fish.
"Let's get out of here! This is lame!" said the last fish. The four adult fish jumped out of the pool and flopped out of the door. The baby fish was still hopping happily in place. Bo-bobo took one look at it and murdered it with his nose hair.
"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!?" Beauty and Namero shouted in unison. After that shout, Namero lifted his body off of Beauty's, the two of them in a rather awkward position. "Are you okay, Beauty?" Namero asked, his body lifted off the ground.
"Uhh…yeah…" Beauty said quietly, her cheeks showing a hint of pink on them. "Oh, look!" Beauty spotted a steel key that was dropped by the Ko-bomb.
"Well, that settles that problem. Let's go." Namero got up and walked over to the still-luau Bo-bobo, who was back on ground. Don Patch scampered over in a kitty suit. Namero picked up the key, turned it into the lock, and opened the door, into the next room. The next room was a long hallway, with a lone gray pillar on its right. Several lanterns lit up the room to reveal that no one was inside.
"No enemies here…I think that we can go on," said Beauty. She was about to pass, but was held back by Bo-bobo's hand.
"Hold it. I hear someone talking on the other side." Bo-bobo said. He quietly snuck toward the door, which had steel bars in front of a little window. The front of the door had the words "HANGAR NO. 1" printed on it. He snuck closer to it, listening to a conversation that was going on on the other side.
"ZK-3333-sama, we have taken in the newest set of prisoners today as we have promised. We have also found no suspicious activity going on nearby either," said a large male ninja.
"It finally seems that the resistant forces are giving up," said ZK-3333, who was smirking. "They've finally realized that there's no escape from Lord Softon's discourse of power." He lifted his sunglasses with his right paw.
"Anyways, we also found the escaped prisoner, and have apprehended him to Babuu-sensei. Babuu-sensei will see to his punishment immediately."
"Oh, goody. That little goody-two shoes boy pisses me off. I swear, he just doesn't know when to shut the hell up and admit that he can't get stronger than anyone else! God!" ZK-3333 began to spazz and lament out of control by shooting his machine gun (His unique weapon) into oblivion. Bo-bobo watched and applauded like a schoolgirl.
"Kyaa! That was so cool! Do it again!"
"Huh!?" ZK-3333 spun around and saw Bo-bobo dancing on the other side of the door. The hair on the back of his neck stood up straight as he screamed in shock.
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-It's Sir Bo-bobo! I better report this! Let's get outta here!" The cat-man shouted. He dashed off, the other ninja joining him.
"Nice going Sir Bo-bobo, now you've made it official that you're here to two of the Zanmetsu-Gan Ninja! You know, they're the most powerful of the 300X Ninja squad!" Namero shouted.
"So?"
"SO!?"
"Hey now Namero, don't get so uptight. I can get us out of any situation, okay?" Bo-bobo said.
"Yeah, yeah, sure…" Namero said, his eyes shifting. Bo-bobo opened the door, and he and the others followed. They were shocked to see what was on the other side…
"What!?" Bo-bobo shouted.
"Oh!" Beauty squeaked.
"No!" Namero yelled.
"EAT MORE CHICKEN!" Don Patch screamed, dressed as a cow. A wrecking ball that appeared out of nowhere struck him down...
Somewhere on the top floor of the fortress…
"So…Sir Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, the Nose Hair Knight…you have finally decided to extend your presence to me…"
A voice cackled as the figure speaking was watching Bo-bobo and his comrades receive their shock in Hangar No. 1. The man began to laugh as he watched.
"I'll give you a dance with destiny you won't ever forget…" The man said again. "What makes him think that he can save the High Spirits or the Don Kingdom…or even you poor fool?"
The man took a prisoner that was chained to the wall by his chin. Despite the darkness in the room, the two figures could be made out. The man was Babuu, the head of the 300X Ninjas. The prisoner was the same boy that had saved Beauty earlier!
"Heheh…oh, Heppokomaru-chan…you're a sweet-looking boy, and I want to keep you around…you're strong, AND cute…and…so delicious…" the man licked the boy named Heppokomaru on the neck, causing the poor boy to shiver.
"You're such a sick bastard, Babuu! What kind of ninja attempts sick forms of sexual assault on others!?" Heppokomaru shouted.
"Silly boy. I'm not like other ninja. I follow my own ninja path. And that path has two purposes: To help Lord Softon seek his goal and…heheh…for you and me to be together…" Babuu unsnapped his top, revealing his chest. Heppokomaru freaked out in a comedic way.
"C'mon, Heppokomaru-chan…we have a long night of punishment ahead of us…because I have a tight schedule right now, I can't go all the way with you just yet, but don't worry…soon we will… " Babuu pulled out a tazer and began to taze the teenage boy as he unchained him. The boy screamed crazily, as he was being laid onto a soft, large futon surrounded by baby toys.
"Heppokomaru-chaaaaaaaannnnn--…I loooooovvvveeee yoooooouuuuuuu--" Babuu sang over and over as he began to fondle the poor teenager inappropriately. The screaming that erupted from him seemed to never cease…
End of Part 2
-Yeah, sorry if that was disturbing too…Chapter 11 of Shinsetsu Bo7 inspired me to do that (The Heppokomaru torture scene was derived from that chapter)…
Sorry for the week delay, but I was really sick last weekend, and I was too heavy in the head to work on this. I'll get Part 3 of Chapter 1 up as soon as I can!
Well, now we know that the boy who saved Beauty is named Heppokomaru. Will he survive the torture Babuu is giving him!? And just what is so shocking about what Bo-bobo, Beauty, Don Patch and Namero found in Hangar No. 1!? Read on and find out!
FOOTNOTES
-Juso no Kokuyoseki means "Obsidian of Darkness" (JP). Of course, that doesn't mean that Namero has a technique named that in the series.
-And if any of you have seen the Chick Fillet Restaurant commercials, you may know what I mean when Don Patch said "Eat more chicken!"
Like I said: EAT MORE CHICKEN!