The story so far…
Now with two new allies, Count Namero V and the robot Don Patch at their side, Sir Bo-bobo and Beauty make it to their first stop on their quest to save the High Spirits, 300X Fortress, home of the wizard Softon's prime ninja team. As they make their way inside, Bo-bobo and the others find something rather shocking within…
I re-submitted the entire story because I felt that the sexual scenes that emerged were too explicit, so I thought of umpping the rating to mature, but I felt that it would take the "lightheartedness" out of the story, so I changed my mind. I also fixed some grammar mistakes, but other than that, the entire story remains unchanged. Please keep reviewing as usual, since all my reviews were deleted, so keep bringing them in. And please please please, tell others about this story as well.
And so begins the next part of Chapter 1…
YAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Chapter 1
Storming the 300X Fortress
(Part 3: His name is Heppokomaru! We'll fight to the top no matter what!)
Bo-bobo opened the door that was titled "Hangar No.1", and along with the others, found something shocking inside.
"What!?"
"Oh!"
"No!"
"I'M TOO SEXY!!" The sound of gunshots. Don Patch, who was in the midst of ripping a random white shirt off of him, was dead again.
(Wait…I'm getting off topic…)
The quartet was shocked to see three rows of prison cells, all holding members of the Maho Kaze Squad, most of them in dreadful shape. The cell on the left was a unisex cell that crammed at least thirty starving prisoners, the women's' cell in the middle held abused and beaten female members, and the men's cell on the right was too downright scary to describe. The entire scene was horrifying, so to speak.
"What is this!? It's awful!" Beauty wailed, gazing at a female gunner (Portrayed by Ramune/Lemon Fizz) who was scarred. She appeared to have been abused as well, considering that she began to scream when she saw Bo-bobo walk in.
"No! Stay away!" The woman began to scream when Bo-bobo approached her.
"Relax! I won't hurt you!" Bo-bobo said tenderly. He reached for the woman's hand, but she rejected and screamed louder.
"She's been a long-running victim of Zuno's prying. I swear, he's so sick…and not in a good way…" another female prisoner said solemnly.
"That's just wrong…" Beauty said in despair.
"I've never seen you people here before," said an anthropomorphic box of chocolates (Played by the Chocolate Box) who was sitting on the ground with a weighted foot chain. "Are you newly arrived prisoners? So what did you do?"
"Us? We're here to save the Don Kingdom, and we're here to save you!" Bo-bobo said with pride. The box, however, made a hopeless sneer.
"Save us? You can't do that. There's no escaping the 300X Ninjas, especially when Babuu and the Zanmetsu-Gan Ninjas are around. We're doomed to do their dirtywork and live on their torture forever…and with the way things are going now, who can save the entire kingdom?"
"I'm saving the kingdom, stupid! Me! Sir Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!" Bo-bobo shouted, placing his blade at the chocolate box's throat. The sudden-existent eyes of the box bulged out in shock.
"You…you're Sir Bo-bobo!? Huh! Maybe we do have a chance after all…" the over-abused woman said in relief. The other prisoners piped up, hearing Sir Bo-bobo's name. They began to murmur, some in hope, others in disbelief.
"I still don't think that you have what it takes," the chocolate box spoke over the other prisoners. "Even if you COULD manage to save us, what about every other region in the Don Kingdom, as I had said? It's totally downright outrageous, if you ask me. How are you gonna be able to get to all 40 regions of the kingdom!? There are few that are inaccessible, and some aren't even discovered yet! And the High Spirits! They're imprisoned by the wizard Softon, who holds the Delphinus Crystal! The Delphinus Crystal!! The most powerful source of power in the world, possibly even our galaxy! How can you even TRY to match Softon's current power!! He's practically invincible!! Forget that, how are you gonna be able to reach Princess Patch's Castle in the sky?! And besides, why would you want to save a freeloading dickhead like her!? And what about the Nick at Nite lineup!? That's gotten messed up ever since Softon dropped in! Now how are we gonna be able to see-"
"Super Fist of the Nose Hair: SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME FINISH, YOU JERK!!"
Bo-bobo shot his nose hairs forth in a rather odd pattern, which ripped through the chocolate box. The box immediately shut up after the attack, even though it was followed by Don Patch chewing on the chocolates within him, making the box scream.
"Listen to me, chocolate head! I don't give a damn what you say! I'm following my heart and saving this kingdom! Why you ask? Because it feels right, that's why! We all want a world without danger, and I'm gonna deliver that world! And I'm not letting whatever anyone says stop me!" Bo-bobo shouted, the words blazing from his heart. Beauty's eyes glimmered in admiration.
"Bo-bobo…" Beauty said quietly.
"Quite a speech. I'm surprised that he wants to save us that much…" Namero said to himself.
"WHERE'S WALDO!? TELL ME NOW!" Don Patch screamed into another prisoner's face.
The other prisoners cheered, now filled with newfound hope. The chocolate box stuttered in shock. Unfortunately, the cheers were cut short when a team of ninja barged into the room. And one of them was Zuno!
"Hey! What's with the noise!? Shut up, all of you! Or else you'll all be punished!" Zuno shouted. Everyone else screamed and silenced themselves out of fear. The woman that was abused by him began to whimper as he walked over to her.
"Hey there, babe. I'm off duty right now, so you wanna come and play with me again?" Zuno asked seductively. The woman began to cringe in fear as Zuno leaned in closer to her.
"Please…don't…" the woman whimpered.
"This is terrible…he nearly did the same thing to me!" Beauty half whispered/shouted from behind the platform that separated the unisex cell and the women's cell.
"He did WHAT!?" Bo-bobo shouted loud enough to have an echo bounce off the walls. He immediately jumped out of his hiding place, dressed as a state trooper, readying a giant machine gun at Zuno, shouting, "What did you do to Beauty you sick bastard!!"
"Bo-bobo!" Beauty objected. He didn't listen.
"Wha?? Who the heck are you?" Zuno asked with a dumb expression on his face.
"I am Sir Bo-bobo, leader of all karate commandoes, the King of Service, the head of the Watermelon Administration, the Commander of the Servicemanists, the-"
"Bo-bobo, you aren't called any of those. That's what the administrators of Hajike Festival are called." Namero pointed out.
"Oh…" Bo-bobo pouted.
"Y-you! You're Sir Bo-bobo! I better report this to Zuno!" Zuno shouted. "Ah!? Wait a minute…I'M Zuno!! Ah, crap! What should I do!? What should I do!? What should-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH--!!" Zuno ran away in absolute confusion, the confused ninja henchmen chasing after him. The prisoners and the party were dumbfounded.
"Uhh…is it me, or do these Zanmetsu-idiots seem more stupid than strong?" Beauty stated blankly.
"Maybe I was wrong about them finding us earlier…" Namero grunted.
"MAMA, I'M A BIG GIRL NOW! LOOK! I USED THE POTTY ALL BY MYSELF! AND I DIDN'T HAVE AN ACCIDENT!" Don Patch, dressed as a girl toddler, held up a training potty filled with urine, which spilled on the ground.
"WAAAAH!! Mommy, I had an accident!!" Don Patch wailed. A motherly Bo-bobo rushed over to him/her and calmed her down.
"It's okay honey, Mama will clean it all up! Now let's change your diaper, okay? And then we can get some ice cream!" Bo-bobo took the now-happy toddler Patch and laid him/her onto a changing table. He pulled out a diaper and was about to put it on him/her, but instead, Bo-bobo decided to stuff three live eels down the diaper, and when he put it on, toddler Patch was in for quite a shock…
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
/CRASH!/
"Oh no! My stuffing eels down your diaper made the world come to an end! Noooo!" Bo-bobo broke down sobbing when Beauty and Namero came back.
"Sir Bo-bobo, we found another hangar cell on the bottom floor, and it holds the key to the next area of the fortress, which is locked off. So will you please stop screaming and please help?" Namero asked stressed.
"Why didn't you say so!? I'm coming!" Bo-bobo shouted. As he went downstairs with Beauty and Namero, Don Patch laid back, put on a baseball cap, and said,
"It's common."
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The quintet made it down to the lowest floor where Hangar No. 6 was located. At the end of the room was another prison cell, only holding three teenage boys. The key that was needed to proceed to the upper level was inside a glass frame above the cell, and considering that the room was empty, it seemed like a walk on the beach.
(Err…no, it was a quartet, dammit…and it's "stroll in the park," isn't it...")
"Like that grammar mistake said, it's a stroll in the park, hence it means that this is waaay too easy…" Beauty said blankly.
Duddenly, several shadows appeared from the ceiling…
(No, wait! It's "suddenly," dammit!)
Suddenly, several shadows appeared from the ceiling and landed on the floor with absolute stealth. They were three kunoichi, all raring for a fight.
"Sir Bo-bobo and friends! Cease your mission at once and surrender to the 300X Ninjas!" the leader said.
"Well, Bo-bobo?" Don Patch stepped forth, blazing a yellow aura that conjoined with Bo-bobo's, taking his hand.
"Eeeeewwww! You have cooties!" Bo-bobo squealed, shaking his hand like a pussy. Suddenly, as his hand shook, all hell broke loose, for the cooties that resided on Bo-bobo's hand jumped forth!
"Eeeeeeek! Cooties!" The kunoichis shouted. They tried to run, but unfortunately, were engulfed in cootie goodness. Like in any good scene in Bo-bobo, the three were launched ten feet in the air, and then landed on the ground headfirst with their backs coming along with a loud splat.
"Yay! Bo-bobo won again!" Beauty said happily.
"Hmm-hmm. I'm impressed," said Namero.
"I am never letting him go out with me again." Don Patch, donning a lilac-colored wig, pouted. The two teenagers of the team sweatdropped.
"I got the key! Now we can get upstairs," Bo-bobo said. "Don't worry boys, we'll come back for you!" Bo-bobo said to the three boys in the cell. The three of them looked at him with weary, tearful eyes. Bo-bobo smiled, and for some reason that filled them with hope. The beam then beheaded upsticks.
(GAAH! What the hell is wrong with me!? "The team then headed upstairs!" There we go!!)
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The team entered the upper level of the fortress, which consisted of a long spiral path. At the end of the lower hallway was Hangar No.2, and above it was Hangar No.5. Don Patch began to throw a hissy fit, now wearing a tangerine-colored wig.
"Geez, why can't the idiots who run this place number the hangar cells in proper numerical order!? It's SO out of line that it makes me want to puke!" Don Patch actually looked as if he WOULD, and he was aiming for Namero. Namero stepped out of the way in time as Don Patch spat out a platoon of watermelon seeds that killed the narrator again, this time with style!
"Listen to me! We're gonna save you guys soon, so hang tight, 'k?" Bo-bobo spoke to a mentally disabled female gunner in a wheelchair who was in Hangar no.2. The girl gave him a blank stare in response.
/BANG! BANG! BANG!/
"Hey, do you hear something up there?" Beauty asked, pointing to the topmost part of the spiral loop. Up above, the sound of a hammer was banging on the ground.
Up above was Mel, the last of the Zanmetsu-Gan Ninjas that didn't hear about Bo-bobo lurking within the fortress. The melon-headed boy was nailing down loose pieces of lightweight metal.
"Heheheh! Now if anyone even dares to escape from the fortress, they'll land into the Fugitive's Hangar!" Mel sang with cockiness. Behind him, Bo-bobo and the others stood blank-faced behind him as he sang horrible show tunes. Mel then stood up, wiped some sweat from his brow(?), spun around, saw the team, and smiled.
"Hello there gentlemen and lady! How are we today?" Mel smiled. The four gawked in confusion. Was it possible that Mel was the stupidest of them all?
"Hey now, be sure to get your rewards soon! Babuu-sensei's in a really good mood today! See ya!" Mel then walked away.
"Uuuuuuuhhhhh…idiot much?" Namero said flatly. Beauty and Bo-bobo nodded their heads. Don Patch went over to the loosely-constructed platform and hopped on it, causing it to squeak.
"Hey, this is fun!" Don Patch squealed like a little girl. He kept on squealing, despite the fact that when he jumped on it, the panel broke, causing the team to plunge into the depths below!
"Don Patch you dumbaaaaassss--!!" Namero screamed. Nose bubbles emerged from Don Patch's nose, signaling the fact that he didn't care.
"Bo-bobo, what do we do!?" Beauty panicked.
"Don't worry, I have a bird that'll fly us out of here!" Bo-bobo said. Beauty's face lit up. "Here he is! Fly us out of here, Zappy!" Bo-bobo pulled a dodo out of his shirt!
"HOW THE HELL IS THAT THING ALIVE!? I THOUGHT DODOS WERE EXTINCT!!" Beauty freaked out.
"I bought it on the internet! And even better, it's a flightless bird!" Bo-bobo shouted in joy.
"FLIGHLESS!? KYAAAAAAAAAAH!"
The four then landed on the ground with a loud thud, with everything around them fading to black.
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"……………………………………………"
"……………………………………..ake up!"
"…….did you hear!? I said wake up!"
"Huh…?"
Bo-bobo slowly lifted himself up. As he sat, he rubbed a small bump that popped from his afro. He blinked his eyes and rubbed them, realizing that he was inside a large prison cell.
"Wh-what the-!?"
Bo-bobo gazed at the jail cell he was in. There were about seven people inside it, and for some reason, it seemed twice as depressing as the other cells he already saw. He got on his knees and saw the woman who was shaking him. She heavily resembled the two nurse-maids from the castle, and just like the other two, wore a sweater-dress and apron, and this one was light blue and mid-length.
"Are you all right, sir? That was quite a fall you had there," the nurse-maid asked.
"Are you all right, dearie? I can see your panties," a man's voice said from behind. The nurse-maid yelped in surprise and covered her skirt on her behind where her lacy light blue panties were visible. The man who spoke (Played by Maitel) laughed a small, haughty laugh.
"Where am I?" Bo-bobo asked.
"Oh, this place? This is the Fugitive's Hangar." A voice emerged from the wall. The wall shook, and out came a giant wall-man (Played by guess who), holding Don Patch by the foot. "Those of the Maho Kaze squad who've been the most redundant and resistant are imprisoned here, and they're the ones who get punished the most."
"That's terrible!"
"Yeah, tell me about it. Twenty-four hours a day of labor and beatings, and no drinks on the house!" the giant wall man groaned. "By the way, can I eat this thing? It looks tasty."
"Sure, why not?"
"WHAT!! Are ya just gonna let him eat me!?" Don Patch shouted.
"He tastes like dog doo-doo. Put him down." Namero said from another corner where two more prisoners were in a passionate embrace.
"Oh…this is terrible…they beat us and abuse us so much, it makes me want to cry…but as long as I have you, I'll make it through…" the female prisoner (Played by Hibi of Z-Block) said with passion.
"And as long as I have you, I'm complete myself…" the male prisoner (Played by the nameless shadowed Z-Block soldier) responded the same. The two began to make out. Namero stuck his tongue out in disgust.
Meanwhile, at another darker corner of the cell, Beauty was unconscious on the ground, presumably from head injury. A boy in his early twenties (Played by Shibito/Bad Bard/Poet) lurked over her.
"Heh heh heh…what a pretty think you are…I'm so fed up with taking all that crap from that butt-ugly Melo that I think I'll take a little peek at you instead…" The boy mischievously lifted off Beauty's top and began to peel off her bra, but was stopped by another prisoner.
"Hey. Don't do that."
"And why should I? All I get for punishment is the bad stuff Melo dishes out on me! She's soooo bad!" the boy ravaged on and on.
"Deal with it. Besides, unlike the rest of us, you don't have to actually work!" the other prisoner shouted, blaring at him with a megaphone at hand. The other prisoner had to cover his ears to avoid the noise.
"I swear, you're so damn perverted."
"Yeah, well, you're lucky that Babuu the pedophile didn't actually nail you!"
"GAH!" The other prisoner immediately went into a fetal position. The thought of what Babuu just did to him earlier was absolutely horrible…he saw his scary face in his mind and could feel his saliva, his tongue, his rough and brutal hands and what and how they touched him…how he laughed, how he breathed, how he sang the Numa Numa song over and over…the other prisoner began to shiver.
"Happy place…happy place…must go to happy place…" The prisoner stuttered.
"Hey Heppokomaru, are you okay, buddy?" the giant wall man asked.
"NOOOOHOHOHOHO!! LEAVE ME ALONE, BABUU--!!" Heppokomaru began to run around in circles several dozen times before he tripped over Beauty's body, landing across on top of her.
"Oww…" Heppokomaru lifted his head from the ground, rubbing it. He realized that he was on top of something, and glanced over his shoulder, realizing that it was the same girl he had rescued earlier…
"Oh…"
Heppokomaru looked at the sleeping Beauty. Her long pink hair was spread out on the floor, her eyes were the closed eyes of a sleeping angel, and her skin was as smooth as an apple…
(Note: These are Heppokomaru's thoughts, not mine…I just wrote them…)
He gently placed his hand on her cheek, letting out a quiet, staggering breath as he felt her soft, peach-colored skin. There was a bruise on her left temple, probably the reason why she was unconscious. He gently rubbed it with his middle and index finger.
"He…hello? Hello? Are you okay?" he said quietly.
"Mmm..mmmnn…that hurts…"
Heppokomaru slid back a little when he heard her moan. She began to stir and open her eyes. Beauty slowly sat up and yelped. She didn't realize that the boy who saved her was sitting near her.
"Ah…it's…you!" Beauty said with a little energy.
"Ah!?" Heppokomaru faced her and looked into her sapphire eyes. They glistened a ray of light within that dark, dank prison.
"It's you…you saved my life, remember?" Beauty said with a smile. Heppokomaru simply sat there and stared.
"I guess…that this is the second time you've rescued me…" Beauty said again, pulling her top back down. Heppokomaru still said nothing.
"Thank you so much! I've wanted to thank you for a while now. If you hadn't rescued me back in the forest, I probably would be holding an illegitimate baby in my hands in nine months. Is there anything that I can do for you?"
"Umm…no, not really…"
"Can you then tell me your name, then?"
"My…name?" Heppokomaru looked away from her.
"My name is…Heppokomaru."
"Heppoko…maru…" Beauty said to herself. "What a lovely name. It's so…masculine."
"You really think so?" Heppokomaru asked, looking as if he were about to burst out laughing.
"Sure, why not?" Beauty smiled again. The two of them looked at one another in silence. Heppokomaru wanted time to stop there right at that moment, and Beauty wanted the same thing.
"HEY BEAUTY! WANT SOME REFRIED BEANS!?" Bo-bobo shouted from the other end of the cell. He threw a large heaping of tripe in Beauty's face. As Bo-bobo and Don Patch cheered, the cooked stomach slid off the girl's face, revealing extreme anger and intensity. The two men cowered in fear.
"Bo-bobo…why the devil did you do that…!?" Beauty said with a glare. She lifted her two palms, slammed them together, and burned Bo-bobo and Don Patch to a crisp with a generic, fiery explosion, followed by a rain of…really revealing-looking lingerie…
"Kyaah! My undergarments!" Melo screamed from the upper floor. "Who did this!?"
"Ay, the lady stirs…" the red-haired prisoner sighed.
"You pervert! You stole Beauty's undergarments so you could oogle at them! You jerk!!" Bo-bobo began to beat Heppokomaru to death.
"Bo-bobo, stop! Those aren't mine!" Beauty hissed.
"Oh, they're not?"
"NO!!"
"Oh. Sorry I hurt you little boy." Bo-bobo dropped Heppokomaru on the ground.
"Are you okay, Heppokomaru?" Beauty asked, rushing to his side. She helped him sit up. His cheeks turned a light shade of pink as he felt her arm reach across his back.
"Yeah…I'm alright…"
The two of them suddenly realized how close their faces were. They immediately hopped back.
"Ah…sorry…" Beauty squeaked.
"It wasn't your fault…" Heppokomaru said back. They immediately snapped out of their trance when Bo-bobo came between them.
"Heppokomaru, you said your name was? You seem to have met Beauty before. Are you a part of the Maho Kaze Squad too?" he asked.
"Not just a part of the squad. He's the top dog. The big cheese. The commander of all those gunners, and only seventeen years old." Namero said from behind with a smirk on his face.
"Oh, sure. Mock me just as you always have. And besides, I'm older than you!" Heppokomaru barked. The two of them glared at one another.
"They seem to have met before, too…" Bo-bobo said quietly.
"Boys, boys! Please calm down. Heppokomaru-kun, didn't you have something to say to Sir Bo-bobo?" the nurse-maid asked. The two boys frowned and sat down with everyone else.
"Ahem…Sir Bo-bobo, my name is First Sergeant Heppokomaru, the commander of the Maho Kaze Squad. This fortress here, as you may know, is run by the 300X Ninjas who have destroyed our hometown which lies within the Alexandrite Region, the second-smallest region in the entire Don Kingdom.
"Your home town?" Beauty asked.
"As the top fighting squad of the Don Kingdom, naturally, we went out to defend the kingdom when the wizard Softon began his assault, which was actually before he uplifted Princess Patches' Castle into space. However, during that time, most of us, including me, were captured and imprisoned by the wizard's henchmen. We've been tortured and forced to labor for weeks on end, especially us, mainly because we've caused Softon more trouble than anyone. I managed to escape several days earlier, and I've been witnessing how you guys fight during that time."
"You have?" Bo-bobo asked.
"Sure I have. Sir Bo-bobo is truly amazing, and much stronger than I gave him credit for, but he has a tendency to get sidetracked…"
"Meany!" Bo-bobo whined.
"You, Beauty, are truly a powerful mage, but you're a little weak, physically."
Beauty looked down in shame.
"As far as Don Patch goes, he's probably as stable as a 500-ton boulder perched atop a miniscule-sized cliff perch."
Don Patch foamed at the mouth.
"And finally, Namero here-"
"You're so gonna say that I suck, aren't you? You know I'm better than all of them." Namero said with cockiness.
"Hell yeah, you suck! You think you're so cool with your sticky tongue and all!"
"Yeah, but that doesn't say how strong I am, stupid."
"You wanna go!? Do you!!"
"Bring it on, asswipe!"
"Guys! Stop it!" The nurse-maid shouted. The teenagers settled down again, groaning.
"As I was saying, I've been following you and witnessing you for a while, and at the same time, I rescued Beauty from Zuno, the head Zanmetsu-Gan ninja."
"So it was you who rescued Beauty and bought her to the Sapphire Village Inn!? Heppokomaru, I love you so much!!" Bo-bobo squealed, grabbing Heppokomaru in a strangle-hug.
"Uh, Bo-bobo-"
"Sorry!" Bo-bobo stuck his tongue out and bonked his head with his fist as he let him go.
"So, that's pretty much it. After I rescued Beauty, later that night, the ninjas found me and put me back into prison. And then you guys showed up." Heppokomaru took a deep breath as he finished.
"And now that you've met us, are you gonna try to escape again?" asked Beauty.
"Heck yeah, I am! But I can't find a way out of this cell. The walls are too high to climb, the steel is magically enhanced so my powers can't pierce through it, and the bars to the cell are close enough together so that no one can pass through…dammit, I'm running out of options..." Heppokomaru scratched his head.
"Hey look. There's a crack in the wall." Beauty spoke blankly, pointing to a large crack on the left side of the wall.
"BEAUTY, YOU'RE A GENIOUS!!" Heppokomaru shouted happily. Everyone else stared. "Uhh…let's bust that crack open, shall we?"
"Everyone get back…when the commander cuts loose with his wind, there's bound to be a certain air hanging around us…" the nurse-main pulled everyone back as Heppokomaru stood back. After taking a few deep breaths, he charged at the wall.
"Here we go! The Ultimate Secret of the True Fart Fist: Spiraling Azalea!!"
Heppokomaru turned downward and raised his left leg in the air, as a large spiral of black flatulent gas emerged from his derriere. The large, blossoming arrow blew up the crack in the wall with ease, leaving a dreadful after-smell behind.
"Cough cough… What an awful stench…" Beauty whispered.
"Heppokomaru gazed at the open wall. "We've found our way out! Now we can escape and get our revenge on those damned ninjas! Who's with me!?" Heppokomaru launched a fist in the air.
Silence befell the cell.
"I'm not going," said Maitel.
"I am SO not leaving my lover alone!" said Hibi.
"Me neither!" said the shadowed man.
"I ain't going against them ninja," said Shibito.
"I'm scared! Someone hold me!" Wall Man cried.
"I'm sorry Heppokomaru-kun, but I don't think I'm strong enough to take them on…" said the nurse-maid.
"Augh, you're all a bunch of chickens! As your commander, I order you to come with me!" Heppokomaru shouted.
"Hey now, don't push them. As their commander, shouldn't you respect them too?" Namero asked.
"Shut up you toad! You have no idea what you're saying!"
"Hey now, don't push them. As their commander, shouldn't you respect them too?" Bo-bobo asked.
"You really think so?" Heppokomaru asked. He faced his comrades. "I'm sorry guys. Just sit tight! I'm gonna save everyone else along with Sir Bo-bobo and his friends!"
"That asshole…I told him the exact same thing…" Namero thought in anger.
"Hey hey hey! What's all the noise here!? Can't you lousy idiots shut the hell up!?" boomed a voice from the other side. Five ninjas stormed into the Fugitive's Hangar room, lead by a ninja in a red loincloth (Played by…guess who). "What's going on in here!?"
"Hm! Fundoshitaro-senpai! So you've betrayed us and became a ninja…" Heppokomaru hissed.
"Huh!? Oh, hi Heppokomaru-chan! How are you? Well, sorry for butting in! Let's go guys!" Fundoshitaro whistled and rounded up the other ninja, making them leave the area. Once again, there was silence.
"He's even stupider than all four of the Zanmetsu-Gan ninjas combined…" Heppokomaru said to the others.
"Hey, Heppokomaru! I found your equipment!" the nurse-maid shouted from the other side of the room. She had in her hand a bulletproof black vest and a silver pistol.
"My stuff! Hey, where's everything else?" Heppokomaru asked, putting on the vest.
"They must've put them somewhere else. I think you can survive with these things for the time being."
"Well Heppokomaru, are you ready to go?" Bo-bobo asked. "If you want to get revenge on these ninja, then you're coming with me."
"You mean it!? I…I won't let you down, Sir Bo-bobo!" Heppokomaru beamed.
Heppokomaru joined your party!
Press the down "C" Button to have Heppokomaru place an explosive device down near any cracked wall. The power of the explosion that will occur can easily blow up any reinforced wall and create new passageways! Heppokomaru is also a valiant member in battle too. As the head of the Maho Kaze Squad, Heppokomaru is an expert with the gun, and is also a master of the "True Fart Fist," a powerful shinken that's bound to leave a certain air among enemies!
Heppokomaru's Status
Current Level: Level 9
Max HP: 92/92
Max MP: 50/50
Max SP: 10
Attack Power: 8
Defense Power: 4
Magic Power: 4
Magic Defense: 1
Class: Gunner
Equipment: Silver Wing Pistol, Bulletproof Vest
Regular Skills: 10
Special Skills: 4
Unique Skills: 1
"Okay, now that that's settled, let's go to the top of the fortress!" Beauty shouted.
"Yeah!!"
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"NOOOOHOHOHOHOOOOO!! SPONGEBOOOOOOOOOB!!"
Bo-bobo, now dressed as a particular pink starfish from a particular American cartoon, defied all logic once again by running through everything in the fortress: The walls, the locked doors, the ninja guards, the pools filled with deadly fish, and to top it all off, a giant birthday cake where Waldo was truly hiding. The end result was the entire team making it to the top of the fortress where the roof was.
"Well, that was easy." Don Patch said in triumph, wearing an electric-green wig and putting on makeup.
"You didn't do anything, stupid…" Namero commented.
The five warriors found themselves on the top of the 300X Fortress, which was constructed from the same exact green steel that was found in the fortress. Iron bars surrounded the sides. Despite the dank air, Heppokomaru took a deep breath and let the outside air sink into him.
"It's been so long since I've seen daylight…" Heppokomaru glanced at the shining sun. Beauty looked at him and smiled.
"Oh, you're probably not gonna be looking at that sunlight much longer, Heppokomaru."
Heppokomaru and the others looked forth and saw the Zanmetsu-Gan ninja. Melo, Mel, and ZK-3333 were each heading a set of cannons, while Zuno was standing in front of a steel door with a whistle in his hand.
"Hahahah! Welcome to your doom! We've prepared a little party for you guys, so that you can celebrate one last time before you die!" Zuno shouted.
"I don't think that anyone's gonna die today, Zuno." Heppokomaru said with a cocky smirk.
"Oh? Well, why don't you just party around with these cannons here while we and Babuu-sensei prepare for the big finale? Okay boys and girls, open fire!" Zuno blew his whistle. At the command, the three other ninja loaded and shot the cannons.
"The cannonballs of these cannons aren't like any other cannonballs! Get ready to fight, everyone!" Heppokomaru readied his pistol, and the others were on guard.
"Okay guys! We're gonna fight to the top no matter what!" Bo-bobo shouted as the first line of living cannonballs came near.
"OKAY!!"
-End of Part 3.
-Once again, I was sick, and what's more, because it's almost the end of the school year, schoolwork is filling the landfill. So I am REALLY sorry for being late again! I'll update as fast as I can over April Break, I promise!
Now Heppokomaru has joined the team! Can Sir Bo-bobo and the others defeat the wrath of the Zanmetsu-Gan Ninja!? Read on and find out!
FOOTNOTES
-Dodos are, as you probably know, an extinct flightless bird species originating from Canada.
-Bad Bard (Shibito in the original Japanese) is referred to as "Poet" in the English Bo-bobo manga, which has a better connection to the original because Shibito translates to Poet in Japanese.
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