The story so far…
Sir Bo-bobo and friends encounter Captain Battleship once again, and this time, he's out for blood! Having just joined forces with the artist/grave robber Giga, he transforms Beauty into a doll and kidnaps her! The next destination for the team is the Obsidian Region, home of unrest souls who still lurk Ashura, and the journey to save Beauty and another High Spirit begins!
-Eat sand and dirt! They're good for you! (Read the footnotes below for understanding that weird statement)
Chapter 3
"Invincible" Master Giga, Spirit Eater
(Part 1: The deadly dance with the spirits of the Underworld! I'll rescue you no matter what!!)
Mt. Bloodstone Train Station
"Wow, that was the best trip ever! Let's come back soon!" the yellow-skirted maid spun around in circles with a load of shopping bags on her arms. The pink-skirt followed her in a similar manner.
"I loved shopping down here, but the desert trek was a pain in the ass. Thanks for protecting us, girlfriend!" the pink-skirt motioned to the blue-skirt.
"It's the duty of the Maho Kaze Squad to protect others in need, remember? I'm always there for you guys." The blue-skirt polished off her Windsor FSU-4 (A large assault rifle, mainly used by the US Army) with a damp rag.
"Wow, so you're fighting baddies now?" a voice spoke. The three maids turned around, and in fact, saw one of their own, the maid in the green skirt!
"Heyyy! It's so good to see you again! How have you been!?" the other three asked.
"Oh, you know, it's been a bit rough, but living in Fynbos Outpost was nice. It's good to get away from the castle and everything."
"Yeah, no kidding!" the girls continued a group hug. The blue-skirted maid looked up into the sky with a face of calm seriousness with one eye open.
"The man you're about to hunt for is a nasty grave robber with a bite. The Maho Kaze Squad has been hunting him for years…you're going up against the pros. Be careful, Sir Bo-bobo."
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Emerald Village
Stars sparkled in the evening sky as the night began to fall. Everyone who trained under Be-bebe's tutelage was asleep. In a bedroom on the right end of the building, Byakkyo and Be-bebe were sharing a bed together.
"Hey…Be-bebe?" Byakkyo asked.
"Yeah?"
"Are…you planning an engagement anytime soon?"
Be-bebe had a solemn look on his face.
"Please forgive me, but…with all the mages I had to train, I haven't had time to think about it."
"Oh…" Byakkyo gave a sad face, but was calm. "That's absolutely fine, actually. I haven't caught up with my patients or my research in ages." Byakkyo looked down.
"What is it, dear?"
"Be-bebe…I have a favor to ask you."
"What is it?"
Byakkyo was silent for a moment. "While I was in his custody, Hydrate explained all sorts of facts of the kingdom that I never knew. It was a real experience and an exciting one."
"Yeah?"
"And…he told me something that may affect everyone else. Not just in the kingdom, but to our allying nations too."
"How so?"
"Before I say it, my favor is for you to have it published in the news later in time after I complete my next set of research and your next session of teaching. As for what it is…"
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Diamond Region: Diamond Hair Kingdom
The stars that were peaking in the sky struck their small rays of light on the beautiful shadows of the diamond buildings of the Diamond Hair Kingdom, home of Sir Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. Near the outskirts of town was a man in nightclothes and a bathrobe. The large construct that was over him shadowed out his body.
"Bo-bobo…" the man said with worry. "Please reach him in time…he may die…no…he will die in less than a week…please…"
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Obsidian Region: Yue Forest
"Everybody brace yourselves; it's getting darker by the second. A ghost could pop out at any time." Torpedo Girl readied her mace.
"Uhhh…yeah, um, sure…" Serviceman began to wet himself, leaving behind a trail of urine as they walked.
Heppokomaru and Namero both had determined looks on their faces. Beauty was kidnapped and taken to this dark forest, and both of them were willing to rescue her, no matter what the cost. They cast the occasional glance at one another to tick the other person off.
"Captain Battleship…you'll pay for what you've done…" Bo-bobo polished his blade with a scrap of toilet paper, ready to fight.
"My detectors sense an undead spirit near the entrance of the forest…" Don Patch piped up suddenly.
Everyone's' heads shot up. They were near the forest's entrance. The sky was blacker than ebony, and the forest greenery was beginning to show. Near the end of the forest was a ghost that resembled Don Patch and Princess Patches exactly, only he was a slightly deeper shade of orange. A massive gash from what appeared to be from an explosion was on the side of his head.
"AAAACCCKKK! GHOST!!" Serviceman's bladder (and face) exploded.
"Oh…my…" Torpedo Girl put a hand over her mouth.
"So this spirit…is at rest? Or is it not?" Namero wondered.
"We can't be too sure, fool." Heppokomaru slowly drew his pistol out.
"Drop that weapon. I come in peace."
Heppokomaru immediately reacted when the ghost's squeaky yet polite awkward Welsh accent was heard. He stood frozen in place and obeyed.
Bo-bobo was the first to step forth. "Who are you, spirit of the forest?"
"I am called Poppa Rocks, and I am the butler to the mistress of Yurêi Mansion, which stands at the eastern edge of Yue Forest. Welcome to the haunting grounds, Sir Bo-bobo-bo Bo-bobo." Poppa Rocks spoke with pure politeness.
"A lovely evening to you, too. What do you want?"
"My lady sends an invite to you to attend an important round-up discussion at Yurêi Mansion, home of the service members of and not of the Underworld. She is in a desperate situation with a living man and…if you have read the letter he sent you, you may know who it is…"
"The letter…" Bo-bobo took out the letter Serviceman had given him. With a device he used on a computer, he was able to clear up the muddled ink.
Sir Bo-bobo, my friend…
The lady of water is imprisoned within the Ruins of Exodus…follow the path of where the pure pulse leads you…and, not to get too personal, but you owe me for that time you stuffed a scorpion down my pants in the oasis...the spirit of fire Ignis will help in the battle ahead…
Bo-bobo flipped the letter over. He had already done most of what the first side had said (except for the whole scorpion thing).
Sir Bo-bobo…save my friends who live in the Obsidian Region, and please find some medicine for me, please…the spirit of lightning exists within this place, held by the Invincible Giga…save us, for the sake of the spirits!
Please meet with me soon with all haste, Sir Bo-bobo my friend…
Bo-bobo noticed that a small part of the letter was ripped off. After analyzing it, he put his hand under his chin and thought.
"I can't figure out who this man is, but does he really know me, Poppa Rocks?" Bo-bobo asked.
"More than you'll ever know."
The sky turned into the deepest shade of ebony black possible. Poppa Rocks looked up and began to fade away.
"Ah, the hour grows late, and mistress seeks my return. Sir Bo-bobo and friends…we await you at the mansion…and if you don't come…"
Poppa Rocks slowly vanished into thin air. After but a mere second…
"WE'LL COME GET YOU!! BOOOOOOOO!!"
Poppa Rocks suddenly turned massive in size and made the scariest, most demonic face anyone had ever seen! Serviceman began to melt, and everyone else was taken aback. Don Patch's internal circuitry nearly exploded. When the episode was over, Poppa Rocks was gone for good, and silence befell everyone.
"Ah…let's go, now…s-shall we?" Bo-bobo asked with a squeaky voice. Everyone nodded their heads rapidly in agreement. Leaving the cradle of civilization behind, the Shinsetsu Nonsense Team ventured into Yue Forest.
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Genesis Gulch
A bunch of poor-looking ghosts were milling about their daily business in a run-down village that hosted simple houses with triangular roofs. The sky was a lovely shade of rusty orange and yellow, and it was surprisingly light out for a village full of ghosts that lived their lives in the slums and as unfortunate victims of poverty.
"You hear the news? The ol' Invincible Giga just got another new recruit yesterday."
"Is that so? Who is it?"
"Some brown-skinned man with a large pompadour. He was carrying a small doll in his hands as he and Giga consulated. I heard that this man shares a rivalry with some famous knight or something."
"Meh, whatever. I don't think that Giga cares all that much about this dude; all he likes is robbin' our graves and eatin' us."
"It's so awful. Poor ol' Slim got eaten by him late last night."
"I don't care. I never really liked him anyway."
"Point is, we're all a bunch of poor old ghosts who are stuck here in the world of the living for the dumbest of reasons. It's almost no better than when we were living. One day standing about. What's it for?"
"One day less to be living."
"One day nearer to dying."
"And the process is repeating itself here, and this time, not only are we dead, we're one day nearer to being sent down to Hell, which is just as gruesome."
"I like pie!"
"Shut up, Kancho-kun."
"I like spam!"
"Okay, okay, settle down."
"I like my new apartment complex with twenty indoor pools, thirteen patios and fifty floors but no bathroom!"
"WHAT!?"
The ghosts hushed their conversation as footsteps came closer to them. They could see by the man's shadow that Giga was coming for them!
"It's Giga!" a tiny, round, pink ghost with two fingers sticking out of its head shouted. "Hide!"
At that instant, all the ghosts turned invisible, while some hid in their homes. Two men stepped into the village; one was Captain Battleship with Beauty in a straw basket; the other was a light brown-skinned man with purplish hair that strung out in all directions. He wore a pair of dark blue pants that were covered in dirt, and a shirt-like ivory tunic that was draped; it too was covered in dirt. A chain bracelet was on his left wrist, attached to a large and elaborate-looking shovel. Finally, a green scarf was tied around his neck. He hauled a dead woman's body over his shoulder.
"Well, there's another one for me. And I found the first real treasure in ages; a platinum linked bracelet and a topaz ring. Plus, look at all this cool stuff she has! There's a Final Fantasy VII soundtrack and a bag of organic popcorn! It's ORGANIC, man!"
"So what?"
"Organic popcorn's really hard to find!"
"Yeah, yeah." Battleship was a bit unsure about being this man's new client, but it was one of the only methods left of getting rid of his rival. If this man was truly invincible as rumors had said, then he would have his plan set in stone.
"So you want to kill some guy in exchange for loyalty to me? Who do you want to kill?"
"This man I despise is a royal member of the Diamond Hair Kingdom, Sir Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, the Golden Nose Hair Knight. He's traveling across the kingdom to save the High Spirits and Princess Patches. He's now coming here to rescue this girl here, who's traveling with him." Battleship held up the doll Beauty.
"Aaaah." Giga took Beauty in hand. "And how did you capture this little bon-bon and turn her into a doll?"
"With my now-dead friend Dollman, obviously. I then escaped via airship."
"I…see."
Giga looked up at the bloody crimson moon that was in the distance of Yue Forest as he tossed the woman's body aside.
"Captain…do you believe in my invincibility?"
"No, not really."
"Well then, come and prove yourself wrong."
Giga dropped his shovel and stood still. The captain drew his blade and wrapped his nose hairs around it. He began to charge his energy for a full-force attack.
"Personalized Fist of the Nose Hair: Crystal Rush!"
With a twist, he struck Giga's chest dead-on. He impaled his ribs and smashed his face with a hard fist. As the smoke cleared, he maintained his position for a moment, until he noticed something wrong immediately.
"W-what!?"
The captain's blade shattered into pieces; it didn't go through the other man's ribs at all. His fist left no bruise on Giga's face. He was unharmed completely from such a powerful attack!
"You…you truly are invincible!"
Giga smirked an evil smirk. The blood moon continued to shine in a lackluster light as the night carried on.
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Yue Forest
The inside of the forest was darker than ever. The trees were tall, the plants had an odd scent to them, and the eeriness swam over the team like a sea wave. Slowly and surly the team set themselves across the stone path of the forest. Not one peep came out of them at all.
"Sir Bo-bobo-san…where do we head from here?" Heppokomaru whispered.
"Well, first, we gotta see any clues to get where we're going, then I'm going to invest into Yahoo!"
"Okay…"
Namero was literally tiptoeing. He stiffened as a crow flew out of the trees.
"What, you scared, Count Namero?" Heppokomaru asked mockingly.
"Oh, shut up you dill weed."
"You are scared!" Heppokomaru began laughing as he absent-mindedly placed his hand on a lilac flower on a bush. The second he touched it, its base began to turn slowly and the flower began to giggle…
"Hee hee hee hee hee…"
"GAH!" Heppokomaru leapt into the air and froze as his eyes bulged wide. His hair began to twitch and his body turned blue. The flowers on the bush tilted their bases a full 360 degrees, complete with an eerie chuckle.
Namero began to giggle himself as the flowers stopped chortling. "Now who's scared? They're a bunch of flowers!" Namero laughed.
"Shut up yourself, retard!"
As the boys continued their scuttle, Torpedo Girl noticed that there were four intersectional paths near each bushel of lilac flowers. She looked at the flowers that Heppokomaru had just touched, and then went to another intersection with the same flowers. She touched them, but they made no sound. She picked one of them at another path, and nothing happened.
"Hmmm…I wonder…"
Serviceman was rummaging through his mailbag for bladder medication; his bladder and his fears were far from settling down. As Don Patch began to search for the Holy Grail on Mapquest with Bo-bobo's help, Torpedo Girl returned.
"Guys, I think I know where we need to go. Let's follow the intersection where those flowers just shook." Torpedo Girl pointed east.
"Nuh-uh! No way! Those flowers creeped me out! I'm going elsewhere." Heppokomaru scoffed as he went south in another direction. "Plus, I really need to pee…" he added quietly.
"Fine, go out and be forced to watch Robot Chicken!" Don Patch shouted.
"Huh!?"
"I read the news the other day, and my sign is a Leo, and…well, I read that it stated an apocalyptic prophecy! It stated that someone close will need to urinate, and they'll do it in a dark forest, and when they do, out will come your unborn son! He will seize the power of the Oprah Winfrey show, man the godlike vessel named the Shiva Shiva Whoop Whoop, and force us to watch Robot Chicken!" After letting loose a loud scream, Don Patch fainted.
Heppokomaru's eye twitched, along with everyone else's. He slowly walked into another part of the forest behind a thick line of bushes.
"Maybe I watch too much Dr. Phil…" Don Patch said quietly.
"Yeah you do!" Torpedo Girl barked back.
A moment of silence. Not too far off, the sound of tinkling could be heard.
Serviceman suddenly pulled a set of keys out of his mailbag and pushed a button. Out of nowhere from the sky, his cheap rental minivan squashed Don Patch! Namero was immediately on the repairs.
"Well, I hate this forest already, so if we have to go across it, why not do it in…semi-comfort?" Serviceman asked nervously when he noticed a dead mouse and Wario's now-abolished motorcycle plunk out of the back seat row.
Torpedo Girl scanned the minivan. "I'm not getting into that hellhole."
"Me neither," Bo-bobo said as well.
"I'd rather get boob implants than ride that thing," Namero grunted.
"Look! A penny!" Don Patch shouted, picking up a penny.
Serviceman grew glum as the four others went to the next intersection. His minivan was instantaneously crushed by an oncoming piano soon thereafter.
"Wait, Heppokomaru's not back yet…does it really take that long to pee?"
Serviceman snuck nearby the bush Heppokomaru went to, and noticed he was gone. There was nothing but a puddle of urine soaked in the ground.
"Heppokomaru-kun? Where are you? I'm just a bit worried about you, so-"
Serviceman stopped dead in his tracks as he heard a small, low moan in the distance. His involuntary need to wet himself returned.
"Okay Serviceman…take it easy…ya ain't done nothing to antagonize nobody…what, a perverted mailman can't walk around the forest no more? Well I guess it IS the forest of the dead…ah…"
"Hff…hfff…hfff...ah!"
"EEEEYYAAAA!!" Serviceman screamed. He immediately jumped down and cringed as he heard several deep breaths and a small shout over the distance. As he ducked, he realized that it wasn't a shout of anger, but a shout of…
"…pleasure?" Serviceman thought in confusion. He walked over to what appeared to be a circular section of bushes and trees. He slowly crept to it and saw underneath a tree, next to some boxes of treasure was…
"Heppokomaru-kun? But what's he doing?"
Heppokomaru was shivering and huffing, arching his neck back. If Serviceman didn't know any better, the boy was probably…
"He's stroking himself! What is he doing!? Seriously, a teen-rated story with all this innuendo? What was the author thinking!?" Serviceman put a flat look of "are you serious" on his face.
Do you want to take it outside, punk?
"What!?" Serviceman ducked again, as another voice rang over the forest. This one was somewhat feminine. "Who are you!? A ghost!?"
No way. It's me. The devil herself. The one who made this story…
I myself began to fall down from the shadows as Serviceman began to caterwaul…
Meanwhile, as Heppokomaru reached his climax from his self-bought pleasure, he shouted briefly and stared at the seed that was on his hand. He then stared at the treasure he found around him, why he set out to adventure, and who he wanted to rescue.
"What's wrong with me? I'm so fucked up…"
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Yue Forest (With the Nonsense Team)
"C'mon everyone! Let's show some spirit!" Bo-bobo shouted, dressed in cheerleader gear, a blonde pigtailed wig, and cosmetics.
"Okay!" Everyone else, excluding Namero, who put a dull face on over the whole thing, appeared the same way.
"I don't know, but it's been said!" Bo-bobo cheered.
"I don't know, but it's been said!" The others repeated.
"We're off to war, we're not yet dead!"
"We're off to war, we're not yet dead!"
"Become real strong and you'll go far!"
Become real strong and you'll go far!"
"In suspenders and a bra!"
"In suspenders and a bra!? What the hell!?" Everyone else stopped cheering as the last statement came through. Torpedo Girl ripped off her gear like an Amazon woman and bashed Bo-bobo's skull with a ukulele.
"Will you all just stop so we can find the next path to go on!? Beauty's life hangs in the balance!" Namero shouted angrily.
Don Patch made an immature "oooooooh" to Namero's face. "What!?" he asked irritably.
"Namero's going through puberty! Namero's getting mood swings!" Don Patch sang. Namero's eyes turned fierce as an aura of killing anger blazed around him.
"Namero has a giant pimple on his chin!" Don Patch sang, putting a mirror in front of the boy's face. The count would've ripped him to bits if he didn't tell the truth. He squeaked in fear and put a large brown paper bag over his head.
"Namero's getting worked up over a zit! You know why!? 'Cause Namero's in love! Namero's in love! Namero's in love!" Don Patch sang over and over. Namero pulled out his blade, which for some reason was now three times his size, and began to hack away at the robot.
"What a moronic goose chase…" Torpedo Girl said flatly.
Bo-bobo scanned around the area for any signs of oddity. There were several hollow trees near each intersection that hosted several crows. He took a peek in each one, and squeaked in fear when he met at a particular one.
"KYA!"
"Sir Bo-bobo!? What is it!?" Torpedo Girl asked in concern.
"L-look…"
Bo-bobo pointed to the hollow tree stump. For an instant second, a pair of red eyes flashed from within it.
"O-oh…what?" Torpedo Girl peeked inside the stump herself, and found…
…the ghost of Snake, who was killed by the spork in his head in Chapter 1…
"Hey, can't a hero have a frat boy party every once in a while?" Snake asked, accompanied by some laughs from some dead college frat boys.
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHAAAH!" Torpedo Girl shrieked. She dashed off into the great beyond, and after seeing the scene in the tree, everyone else followed her at breakneck speed.
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Yue Forest (With Heppokomaru)
Heppokomaru gathered the new weapons and such he found for everyone as well as the now-squished Serviceman and entered another section of the forest that was especially covered with extra trees. He didn't know how, but he was able to see some ghosts that were nearby. He saw a beautiful woman with a blade wound in her back washing her hair in a small pond. He saw two young boys playing hide-and-seek. He saw the ghost of a kitten napping in a tree. It was all somewhat warming, but he needed to catch up with his friends.
"Ummm…excuse me miss, but…do you know which part of the forest this is?" he shyly asked the woman washing her hair.
"You're up in the northern part of the forest, young man. If you have business at Yurêi Mansion, go east. Directions are often marked with something that appears odd within the forest greenery."
"Umm…thank you?"
Heppokomaru headed east, surprised at how polite the spirit was. It was probably because of the dark setting that was getting to his head.
"Well, this chapter is turning out to be mellow and un-hellish…the name of this part of the chapter mentions a 'dance with the dead' and me being ambitious to rescue Beauty…but none of any of that has really happened at all…why?"
Look back at when you were jerking off, hair boy.
Heppokomaru looked up and saw the author typing her answer to his thought at the keyboard. He then realized that the reason he jerked was because of his ambition.
Methinks you desire to be "more" than friends with the lovely black mage. Tell me, do you have intimate desires for her?
"WHY THE HELL WOULD I THINK THAT!?" Heppokomaru shouted, his nose gushing blood.
Why else would you do such a thing? And it's only the third chapter, too. You're rushing in too soon. Think about your actions. Why do you want to rescue Beauty so badly?
"Why…?" Heppokomaru looked at the ground and began to think.
"She's my friend…she's the only one I've got…"
What about everyone else you've met or known, stupid?
"I…" Heppokomaru was baffled. "I…don't know."
Wow, you're a real terd. And oh yeah, Softon the big wizard himself wants to see you for a little chat.
"Huuh!?"
The Devil disappeared, and in her place fell several Shiva goddess statue-like ghosts with demonic faces! They began to spin wildly and they danced a dance that could easily foretell death.
"Is this the dance the chapter title was referencing!?" Heppokomaru gasped. He was surrounded on all sides when the spirits hit the ground. They began to circle him and come closer and closer. With nowhere to run or hide, he squatted on the ground and shivered, covering his head with his hands.
"Wh…what does the wizard want with me!?" Heppokomaru shouted in his head as the spirits completely embodied him.
When the dance died down, Heppokomaru's hands flopped to the ground. His head slowly looked up, as if it were a marionette's head, and his body floated upward in a similar fashion. His ruby red eyes were now a fiery shade of dark vermillion.
Softon's voice was silently echoing in the distance. With a forceful tug on a marionette string, the wizard pulled Heppokomaru out of the forest, out of the kingdom, and even out of the dimension he was in…
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Yue Forest (With the Nonsense Team)
"I-it's…huge…"
"What…the hell…"
"I…don't believe this…"
"I…like eggs…with extra manure…"
The four other members of the party were dead frozen in their tracks. Their eyes were misshapen out of fear, freaking out, and sickened with an absolute "WTF" feeling.
For standing before them, just outside Yurêi Mansion, their destination, was a dragon. A dragon with a massive body, large fangs, devilish wings, nasty saliva, and a fantasy appearance, of all things.
"It's…a dragon…" Namero squeaked quietly.
The moment of silence froze time around them. The dragon let out a large huff from its massive nostrils, then began to move. It inhaled, and after a moment, exhaled a massive breath of fire and ice!
"RUN AWAY!!"
The team ran off in all directions. Namero skidded halfway through his dash and drew his blade.
"Namero you probably have a snowball's chance in Hell if you fought that thing!" Torpedo Girl squealed.
"No way! I'm going there so I can also rescue Beauty! No matter what happens!" Namero charged at the dragon, making the scene a classic storybook scene, except for the part when the dragon flattened Namero like a pancake.
"Ow…" the count moaned.
"I knew he'd be screwed…" Don Patch said flatly. Bo-bobo lightly punched Don Patch's head and prepared to fight himself.
"Master Bo-bobo!" Don Patch objected.
"That's Sir Master Bo-bobo to you, Don Patch! And we need to get to this mansion to help the sick man inside! And I'm fighting!" Bo-bobo charged inward.
"You don't stand a chance!" Torpedo Girl shouted back.
"It matters not! For as long as there is a single steak on the grill of courage…no, wait…for as long as there is a single bud on the fields of love…er, wait…"
The two inhuman creatures stared at Bo-bobo's oddball statements. He struggled onward as Namero continued to be made into breakfast meals for the dragon.
"For as long as there is a single piece of toilet paper flushing down the…" Bo-bobo was about to give up, but realized…
"Wait a minute! It's not me! It's the stupid writer's fault!!"
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The home of DevilsArcadia
"Let's try this again…" I stated as I began typing again.
"As long as there is a single…ummm…chest hair…on the teenage chest of good will…"
I stared at that hideous statement. " No, no, no! Bo-bobo would never say that! What am I, the horse's ass!?" I deleted it immediately. I then stared at the screen again. With my time running short before I had to go to camp, I sparked something…
"He can't say it…unless I make him! Muahahahah!" I typed in the statement again with an evil laugh.
-End of Part 1.
-Well, that was…weird.
-If you've read my profile, I'm having a major brain fart. All the reasons are posted there. So once again, I'm really sorry for not updating for a few weeks, but I am also near done to the intro of another story for Bo7.
-Also, due to the many suggestive scenes (including the one in this chapter), please go to my profile. You will see a poll that asks a very important question. The poll will close on August 10.
-Another note is that I am leaving for music camp in Maine next week, and I will be staying there for three weeks, so this will be the last update for this story until August 10. I will see you then! Sayonara!
FOOTNOTES
-The "sand" and "dirt" from my weird statement up top are actually two desserts I have on the Fourth of July. The "sand" is made of vanilla pudding and graham crackers, while the "dirt" consists of chocolate pudding and oreos. Both contain gummy worms, to complete the look, and they are probably one of the best desserts in the world, at least in my case!
-"Yurêi" means "ghost"
-Poppa Rocks, as you all know, is Don Patch's horribly made new name for the English version of the manga, and I hate it above all else.
-And remember: Always wear your seatbelt.