The story so far…
Sir Bo-bobo, Heppokomaru, Don Patch, Torpedo Girl, Serviceman, and Namero venture into the Obsidian Region, land of the wandering dead. Five team members manage to get to the end of the forest near its hub, Yurêi Mansion, only to find a dragon of all things standing in their way! Meanwhile, the wizard Softon takes Heppokomaru away for a one-on-one talk…
-The polls have closed. This RPG will remain a teen-rated story. All mature-style situations will be constrained, at least until the far later chapters. Until then, there will be innocent fanservice and delightful fun!
-Moo.
Chapter 3
"Invincible" Master Giga, Spirit Eater
(Part 2: The ghost with the most and the dying man with the blazing plan...)
With Heppokomaru…
Heppokomaru's body was flying off into a whole other dimension by the wizard himself. Like a lopsided, broken marionette puppet, his body flailed forward as the surroundings of the forest began to speed out of sight, as if it were ripping apart. After a minute, which seemed like years in Heppokomaru's mind, he was now floating in a dark dimension, which was nothing but black darkness wavering like ripples.
Heppokomaru's mind immediately snapped back in place. "Huh!? Where the heck am I!?"
Heppokomaru observed his surroundings. He felt lighter than a cloud. His body felt cool and refreshed, kind of like the feeling of being sprayed with misty water. In contrast, his body would not move at all.
"Hello!? Is anybody here!? Bo-bobo-san!"
Heppokomaru called his friends' names several times with no avail. He was about to give up, and let out a shout of frustration.
"Take it easy, boy. You're just fine."
Heppokomaru flinched when a smooth, billowy male voice rang throughout the empty space. He spun around and saw a great shadow before him, with a sinister aura that had an eerie air to it. Heppokomaru was wide-eyed; he felt a shiver go down his spine as the man approached.
"Are you the young man that is traveling with Sir Bo-bobo's rebels?"
Heppokomaru's eyes widened even more; he knew who the voice belonged to.
"You're…"
"The great and misunderstood wizard of darkness, Softon Strawberry Poop XVI. I've been hoping to talk to you, boy."
-X-
Yurêi Mansion
"AAAGH! STOP IT, STOOOP IIT!"
Don Patch's cries were louder than a crashing tree on a minefield, considering that his pelvis was being chewed off by the dragon. And no one else even bothered to do anything. Why?
"Let's take a closer look at our stats, shall we?" Bo-bobo notioned as he pressed a "START" button that appeared out of nowhere. With a click, the pause menu came up, and the selection moved over to "Party."
Bo-bobo's Current Status
Current Level: Level 32
Max HP: 3167/3167
Max MP: 992/992
Max SP: 34
Attack Power: 120
Defense Power: 97
Magic Power: 86
Magic Defense: 94
Class: Knight (Traditional)
Equipment: Durandel Blade, Peytral Armor, Caligula Boots
Regular Skills: 45
Special Skills: 19
Unique Skills: 1
Beauty's Current Status
Current Level: Level 30
Max HP: 1724/1724
Max MP: 1000/1000
Max SP: 22
Attack Power: 51
Defense Power: 75
Magic Power: 177
Magic Defense: 100
Class: Elementalist
Equipment: Serpentine Rod, Light Robe, Barrette
Regular Skills: 54
Special Skills: 27
Unique Skills: ??
Don Patch's Current Status
Current Level: Level 27
Max HP: 966/966
Max MP: 877/877
Max SP: Infinite
Attack Power: Go Away
Defense Power: Beat it
Magic Power: Not interested
Magic Defense: Who cares?
Class: Explosive Agent
Equipment: Volcano Hand Bombs, Genji Gauntlets
Regular Skills: Zdlodoquax
Special Skills: I LUV NATTO!
Unique Skills: Enough to get in major trouble
Namero's Current Status
Current Level: Level 31
Max HP: 2344/2344
Max MP: 996/996
Max SP: 29
Attack Power: 84
Defense Power: 72
Magic Power: 99
Magic Defense: 101
Class: Gladiator
Equipment: Holy Lance, Demon Mail, Platinum Helmet, Jackboots
Regular Skills: 40
Special Skills: 20
Unique Skills: 1
Serviceman's Current Status
Current Level: Level 29
Max HP: 1999/1999
Max MP: 950/950
Max SP: 28
Attack Power: 76
Defense Power: 62
Magic Power: 90
Magic Defense: 60
Class: Sniper
Equipment: Crossbow, Jade Sheet, Cat-ear Hood
Regular Skills: 34
Special Skills: 16
Unique Skills: 1
Torpedo Girl's Current Status
Current Level: Level 36
Max HP: 3321/3321
Max MP: 1050/1050
Max SP: 31
Attack Power: 102
Defense Power: 117
Magic Power: 186
Magic Defense: 88
Class: Red Mage
Equipment: Doom Mace, Steel Robe, Ribbon
Regular Skills: 55
Special Skills: 20
Unique Skills: 1
Bo-bobo re-pushed the "START" button, and everything went back into motion. Beauty began to tattle on the dragon, and boy, it wasn't a pretty description.
"Umm…that's a dragon…it's a "Thor Dragon" to be exact…ahh…
Thor Dragon's Status
Current Level: Level 65
Max HP: 150 million
Max MP: Unknown
Max SP: Unknown
Attack Power: 2863
Defense Power: 1556
Magic Power: 1777
Magic Defense: 1442
Class: Dragon (Entity Type)
Skills: Unknown
"I think I should stop there and say that we are seriously screwed…"
With that note, the team was frozen stiff. The dragon took several whiffs, bent down, and let out a massive roar…
"GROAAAAAAAAAA!!"
After the roar, it began to inhale, and that meant that it was going to breathe a serious amount of fire…
"RUN AWAY!!" Serviceman screamed.
With that command, all of the cast turned into chibi-like beings and began to dash off into God-knows where.
They ran into the forest, they ran into the Village Hidden in the Leaves, they ran into the high speed race track where the F-Zero races were (Poor Serviceman fell victim and turned into a blob), they ran into thirteen hundred walls, they ran into Nightmare's lair, they ran into the latest addition to the Death Star family where Don Patch blew it up with his charisma, and finally, they ran back right where they started.
And the dragon didn't move at all!
"NOOO! WE'RE SO SCREWED!" Beauty screeched. They began to repeat the same process they went through!
"Stop it, stop it, no more bloody running!!"
The Nonsense Team literally froze in midair as they were about to run off again. The ghost Poppa Rocks was outside, waiting for them, and he was also constraining the dragon.
"Now now Cuddles, these people are our guests. You can head back to your little housie-wousie, yes you can!" Poppa Rocks made a kissy face and cuddled the dragon. Cuddles slowly stomped back to its home.
"HE NAMED IT CUDDLES!?" Beauty freaked out once more.
"Ahem…now if you will…welcome monseuirs and madmoiselles! This is the hub of the land of the dead…Yurêi Mansion."
Poppa Rocks gestured toward the mansion behind him. It was made of cast iron metal darker than ebony, and had the essence and the structure similar to an old European castle. The air around it rippled with the eerie and haunting presence of unholy spirits. Like any good group of adventurers, the team gazed in awe.
"Our mistress and the man who requested your presence await you on the third floor."
Poppa Rocks gestured to the topmost set of windows, where the towers on top were constructed. A dark light shone from them.
"Please make it up there with all haste. The man who sent his request to you is violently ill and fading fast."
"I will." Bo-bobo put a fist over his heart.
Poppa Rocks began to disappear, but reappeared for a moment to leave the final word.
"Oh, and Sir Bo-bobo?"
"Yes?"
"I leave you with this warning…if you refuse to comply with our mistress' demands…"
Poppa Rocks disappeared again, and mere seconds after…
"WE'LL GET YOU! BOOOOO!!"
Poppa Rock's monstrous face-consisting of devilish eyes, a wide mouth, fangs, a hanging tongue, and multiple veins popping out of his face-returned with a loud "bang." All of the Nonsense Team cowered in fear again, shrinking down to chibi-size. Serviceman lost his bladder again.
"Otacon! I see some entity-like ghost haunting a group of people nearby! What is it!?" Snake shouted to his Codec.
"That, Snake, is Poppa Rocks. He's the deceased servant of the mistress of Yurêi Mansion. He has a feared reputation and is known to have made even the strongest men wet themselves in fear!"
"Well, I'd like to see that for myself…"
With that, Snake leapt out of the bushes, much to the shock of everyone else, and immediately began launching grenades, which, of course, did absolutely nothing!
"Will you just get out of here!?" Beauty shouted. As soon as Snake saw the ghost, he wet himself, shrunk into chibi size, and ran off with a blankie in hand.
"I want my blankie! I want my blankie!!" he wailed.
Following the moronic faces the Nonsense Team was giving, they immediately stood forth at the spirit-dwelling mansion.
"Well everyone…are you ready?" Bo-bobo asked. Everyone nodded their heads slowly.
"Then let's go."
And with that, the team entered the mansion without one backward look…"
-X-
With Heppokomaru…
Heppokomaru's eyes were wide as he broke out in an immense sweat. He inhaled and exhaled deeply, for the evil wizard Softon himself was speaking to him. Their bodies were mere feet apart.
"You're…"
"The one who attacked the Don Kingdom and kidnapped the princess and the High Spirits. Softon, the wizard of darkness."
Softon wore ebony black plated armor accompanied by a black cape being held together with chained golden links and a fanged onyx necklace. The poop-shaped head he had made him appear even more intimidating in a bizarre sense.
"Softon…"
Heppokomaru took a moment to absorb the shock, and then began to shout in relentless anger.
"You…you…you've attacked the kingdom and put all of the citizens through a living hell, and now look at them! They're suffering and they're hurt! Their wishes aren't being granted now that the Delphinus Crystal is gone! What the hell do you want with it, anyway, you sick bastard!?"
Softon chuckled to himself. His face tightened. His body shook. He appeared as if he were mocking the boy.
"W-what…?" Heppokomaru was dumbfounded.
"You're terribly mistaken…"
"Mistaken!? You're the one who triggered the events that destroyed my hometown!"
"That was the fault of another. I had nothing to do with that."
"Do you think I'm stupid!?"
"In a revelation sort of way, yes."
"I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT!!" Heppokomaru put on an angry face.
"What I mean is when it comes down to the truth and yourself, it comes out that not only can you not handle the truth, but you are selfish when it comes to specific matters involving another person."
"You think I'm…selfish? How would you know!?"
"Hello? I AM the wizard who's watching you and your companions. What would an evil wizard be if he didn't watch over his enemies every now and then?"
Heppokomaru didn't say anything. He took himself back slightly.
"But enough of this prattle. I have a request."
"Yeah, what is it!?"
"You are on a rescue mission for one of your companions, no?"
Heppokomaru staggered backwards. "Why should I tell you!?"
"Because the person you're aiming to save is the person I want to see."
Heppokomaru's mind snapped in revelation. His eyes shrunk in anger. His body began to shake.
"What are you saying…!?"
"What I am saying is that if you can rescue that girl who you adore so dearly, I demand that she be bought to me upon rescue."
Heppokomaru's mind broke in rage. His body shook harder. His power began to flow back into him and his aura rose like a raging flame. His shirt sleeves began to tear off as his black gaseous winds rose from him like deadly spirits.
"How dare you even ask that question! Do you think I'll just comply to you so easily!? I'm not handing Beauty to a monster like you, and I never will!"
Heppokomaru appeared to be ready to strike. Softon remained poised and confidant as he flapped his cape.
"Methinks you're falling for Beauty…what makes YOU think you can own her!?"
"Just shut up, Softon! There is nothing I won't dare…even if I have to kill you here!"
"YOU!? A selfish, snot-nosed brat kill ME!? You're fooling yourself with delusions of grandeur…"
"Don't even try me!"
Heppokomaru's crimson eyes flared as his noxious black flatulence twisted and spiraled into the shape of a hydra. He contained it within his hands as his yellow aura began to flare into a more golden color.
"I can tell by the look in his eyes and the beating of his heart that he genuinely cares about her…but no matter! I will not lose Beauty again! Not to ANYONE else!!"
Softon stepped forth himself and placed his hand upward in front of his face.
"What's he planning?" Heppokomaru thought. "Oh, who cares!? I have no time to waste!"
Heppokomaru began to dash forward without a second thought. His agony and rage began to increase the size of the hydra. He began to launch it forth!
"Ankokou Onara Shinken Ogi: Ruagingu Hydura!"
(Fist of Dark Farts: Raging Hydra! (Engrish Spelling))
Heppokomaru's hydra opened its fanged mouth and began to devour Softon, who remained absolutely calm. He shut his eyes and began to chant.
"Absit Invidia!" (Let ill will be absent!)
Softon's hand pulsated a bright, green energy that caused the hydra to dissipate! The sensational pulse shot right through Heppokomaru's body as his discarded gas returned to him. He retaliated from the shock and began to cough up small amounts of blood. His body began to burn and his veins were twitching.
"Wh…what was that!? He vanquished my dark fart attack so easily…he's on a whole other level!"
And to respond to his thought, none other than the narrator appeared!
"WILL YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE!?" Heppokomaru screamed.
"You're gonna have to kill me first! But considering that you mentioned your status, yours wasn't mentioned, so we may as well show it, right?"
Heppokomaru's Current Status
Current Level: Level 30
Max HP: 2781/2781
Max MP: 770/770
Max SP: 30
Attack Power: 108
Defense Power: 86
Magic Power: 70
Magic Defense: 95
Class: Specialist Gunner (Marksman)
Equipment: Antares P99 pistol, Mirage Vest, Lazy Ring
Regular Skills: 50
Special Skills: 30
Unique Skills: 2
"And that concludes today's display of the stats of our heroes! This display is bought to you by WASABI! If you don't like wasabi, SCREW YOU! This has also been a promotional sponsorship by-"
"DIE!" Heppokomaru shouted as he shot 33 bullets to the narrator's head. The narrator's "N"-shaped head instantaneously became Swiss cheese.
Softon's face was blunt and dull at the entire situation. "Can we please finish?"
The boy's head shot up and became serious once more. Another small drip of blood coughed from his mouth.
"You were saying that you were going to kill me here. Well Heppokomaru, why am I not dead if you said so!?" Softon charged forth with a devilish sneer and equally-as-devilish emerald aura charges that became a mix of fire and water, beginning to entwine. Heppokomaru's chest was too deep in pain for him to dodge…
"Abyssus abyssum invocat! Beata Virgo, vincere et mori! Vale!"
(Hell invoke hell! Blessed Virgin, conquer and kill! Farewell!)
Softon's mysterious combo pierced through Heppokomaru's chest with such elegance and cleanliness that it was as if the boy was never stabbed at all. The mixture of fire and ice caused Heppokomaru's body to collapse and his heart to murmur. He could feel the raging pain of his breastbones breaking. The raging flames marred his ribs and the icy water stung his lungs. He felt helpless in every aspect.
"Owww…aaah…somebody…anybody! Help…!"
Softon withdrew his fire and water after it vanished. He scorned in pity as the boy fell to the empty ground in pain, huffing and coughing and gasping for breath.
"Despite his brags and boasts, he's just a 17-year old boy with much to learn. He seems so helpless, especially after the certain events that have occurred during this journey so far…might as well put him out of misery…"
Heppokomaru's pain pierced him like an army of needles. His body felt absolute rupture and bursting flames of a bloody hell. He managed to contain his urges to scream in pain, but his head was screaming for help. His soul was on fire, and it was flaming from the feeling of approaching death!
"And now for something completely different…"
Softon rose his left arm upward. His aura began to flare a shade of deep green. Heppokomaru's eyes widened in fear.
"No…please…no more…"
"Relax…this will be painless, I promise you."
Suddenly, behind Softon emerged a stunning, multi-armed deity, expressing sheer dominance and an inner peace. Its stone arms began to spread, and Softon took on an unusual stance and prepared his fingers with an aura…
"Super Fist of Babylon…Merciful Dawn of the Virgin Islands…"
With graceful sways, Softon twirled around once and placed his glowing fingers into Heppokomaru's chest. The pain seemed to fade almost instantly as Heppokomaru drifted off into a deep sleep and vanished. When the boy's body completely disappeared, Softon stood back up and looked outward.
"Hear my words, boy…you will NEVER take her from me…never…and I WILL succeed on what must be done…I must!"
With that final thought, Softon vanished.
-X-
Yurêi Mansion
The mansion the team had entered was older than dust and dark as night. The walls were grayer than steel, cobwebs fluttered about, and the furniture was older than dirt. Not too far off, spirits could be seen lurking about.
"Maybo…I don't like the look of this neighborhood…" Don Patch, wearing a pair of motorcycle goggles, shivered in fear.
"Donnie, for heaven's sake, you're such a baby! I've met Pichus that were braver than you!" Bo-bobo donned the occasional apron and red lipstick, much to the others' chagrin.
"Maybo…" Donnie sunk into despair as he slumped nearby a spring-loaded old couch.
"Donnie, once we get married, all will be settled. If you don't face your fears, then you'll never be the rock star you want to be. So let's give it our all, okay?" "Maybo" flashed a sweet smile.
"Maybo…" A pink, sparkly background with blossoming flowers encircled the two young "lovers."
"Hey! Wait a minute! This is a boy's comic!" Namero interjected.
"HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF 'I CAN READ WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME'!?" Torpedo Girl screamed as she blasted Namero in the gut. As Namero collapsed, she immediately dashed over to Bo-bobo and Don Patch, both of them expecting to be severely beaten. Serviceman hid inside his mailbag in fear.
"And you two! May I be the first to say that your acting was horrible!"
"Don Patch! You didn't overact enough to portray the tragic doofus that is Donnie! You need to put more 'allegro' in your speech! And Bo-bobo! That apron SO doesn't match those shoes! And wipe off that lipstick, it's making my eyes bleed! Also, Don Patch, I can see that you're about to engage with a chewed pen cap! You're stupider than the douche who made the show The Real World!"
Bo-bobo stood up and interjected. "Director-sama, we did our best! Please don't push us!" he cried, tears streaming down his face.
"YOU'RE SUCH MORONIC CRYBABIES! SHUT UP AND DIE, IDIOT (Bleep) BAGS!" Torpedo Girl blasted through the two actors like a raging drama queen.
Serviceman, who was cowering at the scene, snuggled up inside his bag still, noticed the presence of the numerous spirits inhabiting the mansion. He realized that they were getting antsy at the current situation.
"Ummm…guys…"
The hubbub ended the second the others turned around and saw the spirits of the mansion staring at them. The servant ghosts were whispering among themselves at the bizarre intruders.
"Who are they?"
"Intruders?"
"They're alive…"
"It's raining men! I love that song!"
"Shaddup!"
As the spirits were about to object, Poppa Rocks entered the scene with a look of stern dominance on his face. He swept over the other spirits in a wisp.
"Relax, all of you. They are our guests. Our mistress and her guest desired their arrival…"
The spirits floated back as the head butler made his presence to the other team members. They all backed away as Poppa Rocks took out a long list, and it appeared to be a torture list…
"Our mistress, Lady Suzu, demands you meet her on the third floor-"
"You told us this 1500 times already! Tell us something new!" Serviceman wailed.
"Okay, fine. Two pillows pillow fighting is sexy!"
"HUH??"
"Never mind. My point is that Suzu-ojou-sama wants to see you if you can find the secret of the passage that leads to the third floor…" With that, an evil grin came about the ghost butler's face. The others began to sweatdrop. "And to get to the third floor, one must go through such torture that Hell would seem like a vacation…it will be even more torturing than planting your face in my cold, stinking-"
/BEEP BEEP!/
"What in the world was that!?" Don Patch screamed in fright, wearing a little girl's outfit.
"It was just a cell phone. Relax," Namero spat in annoyance.
"Hello? Yes, Ojou-sama…they're here, and now I'm…wait, what!? See them right now!? At this very second!? But I have to-yes, yes, I see it's an emergency, but-I-and-yes, I did pay the damn taxes yesterday…yes, I did get J's hair cut…yes, I did return Giga's underwear that he wet by accident! Yes, yes, yes! I did that! No, I didn't go play poker with Ivy from Soul Calibur last night! Just because she has the biggest marshmallows in the history of forever doesn't mean-yes, yes, I know I'm dead, so I can't…yes…yes…fine! I'll send them up immediately!"
All of the ghosts giggled at the phone conversation. The Nonsense Team sweatdropped. Don Patch burst out laughing.
"Gee Poppa Rocks, you're so desperate, that you chase after women and getting a life when you're dead!" Don Patch continued laughing.
"Hey, at least I don't work as Dorothy's (MAR: Marchen Awakens Romance) foot massager, Don Patch."
Don Patch immediately shut up. Namero gave his robot creation a dirty stare.
"Ahem…it seems that my mistress wants you to see her immediately. So there's no test. I'll take you to the third floor myself…damn...I hadn't done anything fun since that time I ate Tsuru Tsurulina IV's foot off and tossed him down a volcano…man, that was fun…"
"You mentioned a sick man. Is he with your mistress?" Bo-bobo asked.
"Of course. Stand still. I will teleport all of you."
Poppa Rocks pressed his fingers together, and with a shout of "Blah blah blah noob!" the entire party was whisked upstairs.
-X-
Yurêi Mansion (3rd Floor)
Poppa Rocks transferred the team to the third floor, which had a slightly brighter motif than the first two floors. The walls were a light tan in color, surrounded by many brown statues and metallic brown art plates. A small stairway that was about 3/8 elevated was in the center of the room, and inside was a small doorway. The carpet was made of exotic patterns. Safe to say, none of the third floor décor matched the first two floors at all. It was also bright and clean, complete with a glorious starlight chandelier much like one would find at the Metropolitan Opera.
"This is kind of refreshing after being in the darkness for so long…" Torpedo Girl stretched and sighed a breath of relief.
"It's nice and warm, yet it's also cool at the same time," Namero added.
"Come. Mistress and her patient await you in the master bedroom."
Poppa Rocks gestured to the small passageway. The group went inside, slowly opening the large oak doors. Bo-bobo was the first to immediately face shock, for inside, known to him, was…
"Y-you're…"
-X-
Giga's Castle
In a large, marble-cast mansion-shaped castle at the eastern end of Genesis Gulch, Giga was inside, plotting his next scheme. He knew that the Nonsense Team had entered the Obsidian Region, and he, along with Captain Battleship had to strategize against their unpredictable ways. The room they were in was a luxurious master bedroom with a motif similar to the third floor of Yurêi Mansion, only included with this one was a massive aquarium that took up the space of an entire wall.
"Captain, tell me, even if they did make it to the mansion, do you think they can make it here without running into my strongest fighters, the 'Cyber Knights?" Giga asked as he poured himself some tea.
"Giga-dono, Bo-bobo is the biggest idiot known to mankind. I doubt that even he can make it past the Cyber Knights. Besides, I know a trick or two to trap him, we'll get him."
"And as soon as that's done, we can find the High Spirit that escaped from my castle…ohh, how irritating!" Giga bit his thumb.
"Well, we can get Bo-bobo out of the way, because not only do we have a powerful set of warriors, we also have two hostages we can fool around with!" Battleship smiled.
Giga immediately perked into confusion. "But wait…you only kidnapped the mage-girl you turned into a doll…" Giga pointed to the doll Beauty, who was stuck inside a small blue cage.
"Well, I picked up another one!" Battleship picked up the mortally wounded Heppokomaru by the scruff of his neck. The boy was too injured to even move, making him sink into a painful unconsciousness.
"Ahhh…"
Giga made an evil smirk at the boy, staring at his body. His mind began forming vicious thoughts.
"Giga-dono?"
"Battleship, place him on the floor gently…I see this boy as a potential…work of art…"
Beauty, who was immobilized, was helpless to only view the scary event. She immediately grew frightened at the possibilities that could be done to Heppokomaru!
"He-kun…what are they going to do to you!? Oh, if only I could rescue you now…"
-X-
Yurêi Mansion (3rd Floor, Master Bedroom)
Bo-bobo's mouth hung open in sheer shock. The revelation hit him like a thunderbolt. The other team members could only stare at their shocked leader.
"Y-you're…"
The sick man who called for Bo-bobo was a pale-skinned, brown-eyed blonde with short, spiked hair and wore a set of thin white pajamas. Three IV's were stuck in him, and the mistress of the mansion was feeding him liquid medication. His eyes were diluted and his face was deathly pale. He gave out a warm smile as soon as Bo-bobo entered the room.
"…Hatenkou…is that you!?"
The man named Hatenkou began to cough violently. Bo-bobo immediately dashed forth to aid his young friend, who was able to catch his breath after a moment. He laid back down and smiled once more, beginning to speak weakly.
"Hey. Long time no see, Bo-bobo."
-X-
-The sick man who sent the letter to Bo-bobo back in Chapter 2 is none other than an old friend of his! What does he truly desire, and will he ever get better? And what does the nefarious Giga plan to do with Heppokomaru, who just experienced a torturous session of discussion with the wizard himself!? Read on and find out!
-Once again, late update, I know. I've got two other stories now, so please bear with me!
FOOTNOTES
-In the original Japanese version of the manga/anime, most of Softon's attacks have the names of countries or islands in them (The attack used here was purely made up).
-The –dono honorific is of a higher level than –sama and confirms the highest of respect, up to the point of absolute loyalty. It derives from the word tono, meaning lord. –dono is an honorific that is not used in everyday use today in Japan, and is more reserved for manga and anime.
-Ojou-sama is a way of referring to a sister or daughter who is in a high political or social status.
CHEESECAKE!!