Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to Jem. The rights to Jem and all of its characters are owned by Hasbro / Sunbow / Christy Marx except for my OC Glenn Danson
Misfits To The Rescue
Roxy, Stormer, and Jetta followed the van in close pursuit but were careful of not getting noticed by the men in the van they were chasing.
"Watch the way you drive Roxy" Jetta complained.
"If you don't shut up Jetta I am going to throw you out right now" Roxy responded.
"Guys we are here" Stormer said. The van parked in an abandoned warehouse.
Roxy, Stormer, and Jetta parked their car behind a street sign, and snuck nearby to see what was going on. The men got out of the van, and carried an unconscious Glenn out of the van and into the warehouse. "We better wait till day light" Roxy said, Stormer and Jetta nodded in agreement.
Glenn woke up in a daze "What happened, where am I?" Glenn said. "Last I remember I was in a fight outside my house." Glenn than started to examine his surroundings he was in a warehouse, and inside a holding tank. 'What kind of warehouse has a holding tank?' Glenn thought. 'I guess they were worried about intruders.'
"I see sleeping beauty is finally awake" one of Glenn's captors a dark haired man with a goatee said. Glenn captors were three thuggish looking men. The first one was a dark haired man with goatee about 6'0, he appeared to be the leader of the three he was the first man Glenn encountered in his front yard, (from now on he will be referred to as thug 1), the second one was a red haired man about 6'4, he was the man that tried to attack Glenn from behind, he appeared to be the dumb one of the group (he will be referred to as thug 2), and the third man who Glenn never saw before was a blond haired man about 6'0 (he will be referred to as thug 3).
"Where am I, what do you punks want from me?" Glenn asked.
"What we want from you is nothing" the lead thug said. "But our boss is paying us good money for your capture."
"Your boss" Glenn said. "I get it now."
"In the morning we call the boss and we get our pay" the lead thug said.
The next morning, the dark haired thugh got on the phone and called his boss and said "Hello boss, the mission was a success, we got him."
"Trying to be mysterious aren't we" Glenn said. "If you wanted to capture me, why didn't you do it yourself Raymond you coward" Glenn yelled.
"Little wound up aren't we" Eric said on the other end of the line, Eric turned his attention to his henchmen. "Listen just hold him there, till I get there. Tomorrow morning I will personally interrogate him and find out what I want to know."
"Yes sir Mr. Raymond" thug 1 said, as he then hung up the phone.
Glenn looked at the head thug as he just realized something "I know you" Glenn said. "You were that punk that was at the Tinsel Town club the night it blew up. You guys blew up my club" Glenn put his hands across the bars of his holding tank lunging at the thug "When I get out, I am going to kill you, and I bet you are also the same punks that blew up the Holograms float. You all belong behind bars."
"Chill out man, it is nothing personal, it is just business" thug 1 said. "Speaking of which that is a nice piece of jewelry you have on, I wonder what I could get for it if I pawned it?"
Glenn moved towards the back of his cell and said "Don't even think about it you thug. If you even touch my locket I will cut open your throat with my own hands."
The man backed off when he saw the look in Glenn's eyes, "Fine besides what kind of man wares a locket? Anyway like I said, it is not personal, it is only business."
"Well I am making my business to see that your boss and you punks are taking down" Glenn said.
Meanwhile outside of the warehouse Roxy, Stormer, and Jetta waited for their opportunity to strike. "Eventually some of those guys will have to go to get something to eat" Stormer said.
"And then we would have a chance of breaking Glenn out past one of them" Roxy said.
"I have been thinking" Jetta said.
"Oh that is a scary thought" Roxy said.
"Ignoring your rudeness why are we risking out lives for this yank." Jetta said. "What has he ever done for us?"
"He bailed us out of jail for one" Stormer said. "He was there for us when we had our last crises."
Flashback
It was Thursday inventory day for the Tinsel Town Club, the day when Glenn would go over the books for the week inside the club. There was a knock on the front door, Glenn answered it and do is surprise where members of the Misfits, Stormer, Roxy, and Jetta.
"The Misfits" Glenn said. "What reason do I owe the pleasure?"
"It is Pizzazz" Roxy said. "She is sickly in love"
"Yes with Riot of the Stingers, she is under his spell, and we need your help" Stormer said.
"Talk some sense into her" Roxy said "like you always do."
"From what they tell me you are have quite a calming influence over her" Jetta said "do whatever you normally do yank."
"First of all tell me everything that has happened" Glenn said. The Misfits told Glenn the whole story of how Riot had Pizzazz in the palm of his finger, and manipulating her for his and the Stingers personally gain.
After being told everything, Glenn said "I see, I had the Stingers here last week and they are great, but if I ever see Riot again, I owe him a punch to the face. But as far as your problem, I have tried and tried to reason with Pizzazz in the past, I just can't do it anymore. You have to do it."
"Why us" Stormer asked. "You have always guided us, in the old days you used to take care of everything."
Glenn responded "Well that was a long time ago; you girls don't need me for that anymore. You have all grown up to the point that you can take care of yourselves. And if you feel you need to confront Pizzazz, than you have to do it. Besides she is more likely to listen to you than me anyway."
"You want us to give her an ultimatum?" Stormer asked.
"I am not saying that, you are saying that" Glenn said. "Knowing Pizzazz like I know her, if you tell her how you feel, she will take that into consideration, you girls mean a lot to her, if she chooses this Riot person over you, than it wasn't meant to be."
"All right I guess we better talk to Pizzazz" Roxy said.
"Thanks for the advice Glenn" Stormer said.
"Okay good luck girls" Glenn said.
End of flashback
"Yeah and then Pizzazz quit the Misfits" Jetta said. "A lot of good his advice did."
"Yeah in the short term, but eventually it worked out" Stormer said.
"I suppose" Jetta said.
"Jetta you will never understand" Roxy said. "You had to be an original Misfit to understand."
"We are getting back to who is real Misfit again" Jetta said.
"Glenn was not the only founder and had the whole vision for the Misfits before any of us; he personally took care of us." Stormer said "I remember being the youngest member of the band, and being a scared kid on her own, he took care of me like a big brother. I am forever in his debt."
"He was the first person I ever meet, that didn't take advantage of my reading disability" Roxy said. "He made sure no one else did, and never asked for anything in return. Coming from my neighborhood, that type of person is unheard of. I am not the most honorable person in the world, but even I owe him."
"Well if it means that much to you, let's rescue that yank" Jetta said.
"Besides Glenn means a lot to the Misfits, because he means a lot to Pizzazz" Stormer said.
Just than the girls saw two men exit the building, get in the van and drive off. The girls than ran off to the warehouse to take peak inside. They saw Glenn locked up, with one man watching TV and guarding him.
"Now is our chance" Roxy said. "With just one of them here, and by the looks of him, he is not too bright, we may be able to pull this off."
"You are right Roxy, this is our chance" Stormer said.
"What are we waiting for lets go" Jetta said.
Roxy, Stormer, and Jetta went to the warehouse window to see what was going on inside. They saw Glenn locked in a cell, while one red haired large thug was watching television, which was airing an episode of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
"We are lucky" Stormer said. "The other two must have gone out somewhere, now it is our chance."
"You are right, it is now or never" Jetta said.
"So what is the plan?" Stormer asked.
The three women tried to think of a plan. There was a long pause until finally "I got it" Roxy said.
"Yeah what is the plan?" Stormer asked.
"That thug doesn't look too bright, and we have one of the best con women in the world" Roxy said looking at Jetta.
"Why are you looking at me?" Jetta asked. Than realize what Roxy had in mind said "Oh no, not me."
"Come on Jetta don't be a wimp. All you have to do is come up with some scam excuse and distract him, while me and Stormer sneak through the window, and bust Glenn out. You will be doing the easy part." Roxy said.
"I don't know" Jetta said.
"Come on Jetta, you are the best con artist around" Stormer said.
"Don't bother Stormer" Roxy said. "It is obvious she is too chicken for this."
"Oh yeah, I'll show you wangers." Jetta said. "I'll do it."
The idiot thug was watching television, when Jetta appeared.
"Who are you?" the man asked. "What are you doing here?"
"I am from the Suckerton sweepstakes and I am here to inform that you won the grand prize, one million dollars." Jetta said.
Watching from the window Roxy said "nice going Jetta no one is stupid enough to fall for that."
"Wow I won a million dollars, oh joy" the thug said bouncing for joy.
"Go figure" Roxy said.
"Let's go" Stormer said.
Roxy and Stormer opened the window lightly, and slowly climbed down the wall, to just outside Glenn's cell; unfortunately they slipt and fell down making a loud noise.
"You hear something" the thug said, about to turn around.
Jetta grabbed his face and pulled it towards her direction. "I didn't hear anything, already a paranoid millionaire."
"I suppose you're right" the thug said.
Roxy and Stormer approached Glenn's cell.
"Roxy, Stormer what are you doing here?" Glenn asked.
"Selling girl scouts cookies, what does it look like we are doing?" Roxy said.
"We are busting you out" Stormer said.
"I am afraid you can't" Glenn said pointing to the thug's left pocket "That punk has the key in his pocket."
"No problem we got the best pick pocket on our side" Roxy said.
Roxy signeled to Jetta, who was going off information she needed to send the thug his check, when Jetta caught Roxy attention, she pointed to the man's left pocket. Jetta gave the okay signal indicating she got the message.
"You know I can't hide it any longer" Jetta said. "You are a very handsome sexy man; I can't keep my hand off you." Jetta started to rub her hands on his chest.
"Really" the thug said. "No one has ever told me that."
"Don't lie to me" Jetta said as she reached down to his left pocket. "I am sure women tell you all the time what a handsome stud you are, and now that you are rich, the women will be knocking down doors to get to you." Jetta finally got the key, and throw it to Roxy.
"Hurry Roxy" Stormer said. "I don't know how much longer Jetta can keep this up."
Roxy opened Glenn's cell. Glenn got out of the cell, no less than one second after he stepped out; Stormer gave him a big hug. "Glenn I am so glad you are okay" Stormer said. Stormer let go of Glenn.
Roxy than hugged Glenn and said "Me too, we are all glad you are okay." Roxy looked like she was the verge of tears. Glenn never seen Roxy like this, Roxy let go of Glenn.
Glenn than said "I am sorry for worrying you."
"Well you should be" Roxy responded.
Meanwhile Jetta continued to distract the thug. "You know something baby maybe tonight you can go to my place and we can have some fun" the thug said. "What do you say?"
Just than the thug was hit in the head by a two by four by Glenn, "Sorry she is going to have to give you a rain check" Glenn said.
The thug was knocked out, Glenn gather the remaining Misfits and said "We better get out of here."
"Don't have to tell us twice" Jetta said.
However the other two thugs had returned and found that Glenn was free along with three female intruders.
"What is this, intruders" the dark haired thug said.
"Oh no, we are in trouble." Stormer said. "What do we do?"
Glenn responded "you girls try to handle the red head as long as you can, while I deal with the brunette; I have a score to settle with him. Then I will handle his friend."
"Is that so well you will regret that" the dark haired man said.
"Enough talking, just bring it" Glenn said. Glenn and the lead thug engaged in a fist fight.
Meanwhile the three Misfits were ready to attack the other thug who said "So a bunch of girls are going to take me on, this should be fun" the thug said in an arrogant tone.
He would regret those words, as the three Misfits immediately pounced on him, using ever trick they could think of. Stormer continuously kicked his feet, while Jetta pulled his hair and scratched, and finally Roxy kicked him in the balls, which finally brought him down.
Meanwhile Glenn and the lead thug were continuing to fight, Glenn had the upper hand in the fight, after a few punches and kicks the thug on the verge of being knocked, Glenn took off his locket, put around his fist and said. "You wanted to pawn this" Glenn taunted the thug, "well pawn this" as Glenn punched him in the face and knocked him out.
"Come on" Roxy said as she grabbed Glenn's hand pushing him forward. "We got to get out of here."
Glenn and the girls ran out the building as fast as they could, they got into the Misfits car and drove off.
"We are taking you home" Roxy said to Glenn as she was driving the car "but when we get there, we have some questions for you."
"Far enough" Glenn said "but will we watch the road, driving with you is as dangerous as anything those thugs could do."
"Tell me about it" Jetta said.
Glenn and the girls arrived at Glenn's house and inside the house they talked.
"So what do you want to know?" Glenn asked.
"First of all, who were those guys?" Stormer asked.
"I don't know, but I am pretty sure they are the same people that blew up the Tinsel Town as well as the Holograms parade float"
"That gets us to our next question" Roxy said "who was responsible for the Tinsel Town attack and why?"
Glenn paused and said "the master mind behind all of the carnage that has been going around lately, the attempted murder of the Holograms, the attack on the Tinsel Town club, and my kidnapping is none other than Eric Raymond."
Roxy and Jetta just stood there in shock when they heard that.
"Eric Raymond?" Roxy said "he is the one that caused all this; he blew up the Tinsel Town club?" It can't be true."
"It is the truth" Stormer said. "I overheard Eric plotting to blow up Jem and the Holograms, I called Glenn and asked him to warn them and stop Eric from doing this horrible thing."
"You knew all along Stormer" Jetta asked.
"Yes I already told you about this before, and now it is confirmed" Stormer said.
"Why would he do that?" Roxy asked.
"The truth is I don't know" Glenn said "I don't know how a man like that thinks, I do know the attack on the Tinsel Town club was for revenge for interfering with his attempt at killing the Holograms, as for his other crimes I don't know."
"Glenn what are you going to do now?" Stormer asked.
"I don't know" Glenn said "but after he blow up my club, I had a meeting with Jerrica Benton and we formed a pact to stop Eric once and for all."
Roxy and Jetta were again shock by what they heard. "You did what." Roxy said. "You went to Jerrica and her goody goody band for help. I think I am going to be sick."
"For once I agree with you" Jetta said.
"I know you have your differences with them, but I know they have the most experience dealing with Eric Raymond, and we share a common goal of taking down Eric Raymond" Glenn said.
"If what you say is true, about the Tinsel Town club, I share the same goal from now on." Roxy said.
"Should we tell Pizzazz what we found out today?" Stormer asked.
"I don't know lately she hasn't been in the right state of mind." Jetta said.
"Well she has to deal with the truth at some point" Roxy said.
"What do you think Glenn?" Stormer asked.
"Well I think that is something you girls need to decide" Glenn said "I know I will eventually have to talk to her myself and clear any misunderstandings."
Eric entered the warehouse and yelled at his goons "Idiots how could you let him get away."
"I am sorry Mr. Raymond we will get him back I promise" the lead thug said.
"You weren't there sir" the red haired thug said "these girls really did a number on me."
"Does this mean that woman didn't think I was a handsome stud, and I am not a millionaire?" the blond haired thug said.
"Shut up you idiots" Eric yelled " how pathic getting beat up by girls. These women rescuers must have been the Holograms."
Eric than noticed something on the ground, he picked up "What is this locket doing here" Eric asked.
"It belong to the guy you had us captured, you ought to have seen it, I threatened to pawn that and he freaked" the lead thug said.
"Interesting" Eric said; Eric than noticed there was an inscription in the back and he read it, after he read it, there was big smile on his face "I got you now Danson."
"Should we go after him?" the lead thug asked.
Eric responded "No forget it, I don't need him anymore, I have everything I need right here." Eric than closed a fist with the hand holding the locket and gave an evil look.
End of chapter I hoped you enjoyed it. Looks like Glenn's carelessness has cost him. One of the lines I borrowed from Bleach, see if you can spot it. Speaking of which, I have an outtake from this chapter, which are non canon to the main story skits.
Glenn sat inside his cell, when suddenly through the wall outside the cell, an orange haired teenage boy dressed in black and carrying a sword appeared.
"I am here to rescue you" the teenage boy said.
Glenn responded "Sorry you are in the wrong story."
The teenager responded "really wrong story."
"Yeah you are in the wrong story, no wonder it takes you a few years to rescue people" Glenn said.
"Sorry old man" the teenager said.
"Hey who are you calling old?"