well, looks like we've got another asshole on our hands ^_^ goes by the name of R kelly (gee wonder how he came up with that) well R kelly, i think its time that you come out of the closet now. i understand that you enjoy pissing on people (as your review implied) so id like to introduce you to my flamer by the name of bloodbathsucks....oh, you already know each other? there's a clip you say? oh, well in that case, lets roll it ^_^
clip of R kelly being raped up the ass by bloodbathsucks
r kelly: oh, yes! harder, harder! penetrate me already. and then when you're done, those horny prison inmates can have their way with me ^_^ harder!
bloodbathsucks: hold still, you little shit! the more you move, the less room my tiny cock has in that loose ass of yours...why are you so loose anyway?
r kelly: tis a secret ^_^ come on, make me piss all over myself! spank me like my daddy never spanked me! rape me like my brother never raped me!
bloodbathsucks: damn, your ass is still tighter than mine, though. *finishes up, causing r kelly to piss himself*
r kelly: good thing i had this cup to catch it in *drinks the piss* aaaahhhhhhh refreshing! next please! *inmates walk over and make him bend over to get the bar of soap* i just love 'dropping' the soap!
R kelly, word of advice. dont fuck around with the wrong people, though i do enjoy your stupidity. it amuses me and i think im going to continue doing it until im bored, which may take quite awhile. so go ahead, send me another message saying that you wanna piss on me and other writers. its one more review to add onto my others. on that note, laterz. and make sure those inmates dont get ahold of the soap or they might just shove it up your ass
Worlds Collide
Chapter 31
Lucifer laughed. "Do you really think you can beat me?"
"Possibly," Takuya nonchalantly replied. "Depends on how much you piss me off."
"Don't be ridiculous. I've already knocked your stupid friends out," Lucifer pointed out. "Who else is going to help you?"
As if on cue, Zoe came out of nowhere and slammed him into a building.
"Zoe?" Takuya's eyes went wide as he rushed over to them. "Get away from him! It's too dangerous!"
The blond glanced back at him for a brief second, then refocused on Lucifer. The Devil spit out a mouthful of blood, not attempting to push her away as she held him against the wall. Instead, he smirked at her.
"Don't waste your energy, for you don't stand a chance against me," he haughtily told her.
Zoe punched him in the stomach, then struck him across the face. Blood spurted out of his mouth, but he didn't see too affected by the blows. Zoe then noticed a discarded blade on the ground. She kicked it upward, catching it in her hand. Lucifer was surprised as she swiped it across his throat, then double backed and slashed him from one side of his face to the other.
"You bitch!" He glared at her, then sent her flying backwards from a sudden burst of flames.
Takuya caught her in his arms, then shoved her protectively behind him.
"Stay back, Zoe," he commanded. "This is my fight."
"But I can't just stand here and let him kill you," she pleaded with him.
From the corner of her eye, she could see Kouichi and Jasmine tending to the unconscious bodies of Kouji and J.P.
"Dude, wake up!" Kouichi slapped Kouji across the face.
"Ow! Asshole!" Kouji angrily replied, rubbing his sore cheek.
Takuya gave Zoe a quick peck on the lips, then brushed a strand of hair out of her face. "I'm sorry, but this is something I have to do myself."
"Oh, you won't have a choice in that matter," Lucifer cut in.
Zoe was suddenly thrust backward by an unseen force, landing near the others. A moment later, five metal poles rose from the ground, and shot at them.
"Shit!" Takuya screamed, seeing all five of them pinned to a building.
Kouichi and Jasmine had been impaled through the stomach, Kouji had a pole in his left shoulder, Zoe had one directly through her chest, and J.P.'s pole was just below his throat.
Before Takuya could help them, his father tackled him. In his hand was the same sword he had given to Dante, the blade with silver skull carvings throughout it. He attempted to stab Takuya in the chest with it, yet the brunette managed to grab hold of it and keep it a few inches away.
"Give up, Takuya! You can't beat me! No one can!" Lucifer said triumphantly.
"Takuya!" Zoe called out, desperatly trying to pull the bloodied pole out out her chest.
Sweat trickled down Takuya's face as he struggled to keep the blade at bay. He suddenly jerked it, sending the handle straight into Lucifer's jaw.
"Fuck!" Lucifer's hold on the weapon slightly weakened as he felt his jaw dislocate.
The brunette then used one hand to punch him in the mouth, sending the Devil to cry out in pain. Takuya grabbed hold of both of his shoulders, then used his strength to lift both of them up. He flew full-speed into a demolished van, glass and metal exploding around them. Lucifer quickly popped his lower jaw back into place, still giving Takuya an opening to ram a jagged shard of glass into his throat.
Despite the slit and stabbed throat, the cut up face, and the sore jaw, Lucifer didn't seem to affected by his injuries. He sent a fire ball into Takuya, which caused him to fall backwards.
"Takuya!" Zoe's fingers struggled to get a good grip on the slick pole.
She groaned in pain and frustration as the blood continued to leak out. Jasmine and Kouichi were both trying to free themselves as well, while Kouji and J.P. were unconscious.
"Kouji! J.P.! Wake the fuck up!" Kouichi yelled at them.
Kouji's eyes slowly opened, their sapphire color somewhat dull.
"What?" He looked around, disoriented.
J.P. had not stirred, and an alarming amount of blood continued to pour from his wounds.
Takuya sent a burst of flames into Lucifer's direction, causing some nearby cars to explode in the process. Falling bits of debris rained onto Lucifer, but he retaliated with his own attack. A fiery chain formed and wrapped around Takuya, leaving him helpless and burning.
"Shit!" Takuya gritted his teeth, feeling the heat through his clothing.
"Let him go!" Zoe glared daggers at Lucifer.
The Devil glanced at her, then made his way over to where she was pinned. "You know, this is all really your fault. You corrupted my son's mind with your ridiculous ideas! If you had just stayed the fuck away from him, none of this would be happening!"
"Either way, you were still planning on enslaving the earth!" Zoe shot back.
"Yes, but because of you, I will also be killing my son," Lucifer hissed. "His blood will be on your hands."
Tears welled her eyes. "You're a fucking monster!"
Lucifer feigned surprise. "My, such strong language from a little angel. Oh, wait, that's right. You don't even have the right to be called that anymore, as even your own ruler deemed you as worthless scum! In my opinion, though, he should've annihilated you. But that's the difference between me and him. He had always been a softie, but look where it's gotten him. Now he's a rotting corpse, which is kind of ironic, him being immortal and all. Oh, well, I guess he was simply too weak once he decided to take me on in a human form."
"Zoe!" Takuya tried to wrench himself free from the burning chain, his skin beginning to blister.
"I decided that before I do kill my son, I will rid you of that disgusting spawn growing inside of you!" Lucifer held up his sword. "I think cutting the damn thing out would be the best method, don't you?"
Just as he was about to slice it across Zoe's stomach, Takuya broke free of the chain. He hurled himself forward, knocking his father down. Zoe winced as the blade grazed her skin, luckily the cut not deep enough to do any serious damage.
"That's it! I'm just gonna get this done and over with," Lucifer growled, his eyes fused shut as he sat up.
Takuya smirked, quickly sliding an object beneath his coat. "Well, do it already. Instead of yammering on about how you want to kill me, why don't you just fucking do it?"
The brunette gave him a swift kick in the stomach, but then jumped back as Lucifer swung his sword. The Devil got to his feet and furiously began to whip the blade in every direction, hoping to hit his target. Takuya managed to dodge the blows, then ducked down. He thrust his fist upward, snapping his father under the chin. Angry, Lucifer lashed out, the blade slicing Takuya directly across the chest.
"Dammit!" Takuya's eyes darkened, blood streaming down his shirt.
Lucifer then stabbed him in the shoulder, the blade deepening into his flesh with each passing second.
"Takuya!" Tears poured down Zoe's face as she gave another attempt to yank the pole out. "Fuck!"
This time, the metal object began to slide out, blood dripping to the pavement.
Lucifer burst out in laughter. "See? I told you that I would always come out on top."
Takuya groaned, the point of the blade exiting out through the back of his shoulder. "Yeah, too bad your little sidekick didn't do so well against my girl."
"Oh, she'll be dead as soon as I'm done with you. So will your friends. And by the looks of it, the fat one won't be around for much longer," Lucifer pointed out.
The brunette glanced to the side, an unconscious J.P. soaked in his own blood. The pole rattle slightly with each difficult breath he took.
"How do you feel knowing that you only have seconds left to live?" His father scoffed. "Sad? Disappointed? Angry?"
Takuya snorted. "You could say that, I guess."
"Then again, I could just slowly torture your friends until nothing is left but bones and blood. You know, dismember them, gut them, everything that you enjoy doing to your victims."
"It was my job," Takuya hissed.
"Yes, and you relished in every moment of it. You craved to hear their agonized screams, their pathetic begging. If they weren't flailing and cursing you, then it just wasn't satisfying." Lucifer smirked. "And Dante was expendable to begin with. A worthless piece of shit like him could never take over Hell someday, but I felt that it would be fun to toy with him. I don't need anyone to take my place, or not anytime soon at least. By the looks of it, I'll be around for a long time."
Takuya glared at him, but said nothing in return.
"So, do you have any last words before I destroy you once and for all?" Lucifer asked, giving the blade a sharp twist.
"Actually, yeah." The son of Satan looked up, his eyes turning completely black. "Don't ever take your eyes off your opponent. Even for a brief second."
With that, he grabbed a concealed sword from his belt. Before Lucifer realized what had happened, Takuya lashed out with it and lopped his father's head off. Lucifer's body convulsed, then fell forward into a pool of blood, where it lay unmoving.
so how did you like the chapter? i hope the fight scene was good enough (probably not, but whatever) only three chapters left of the story, so stay tuned.
takuya: yes! i knew that i'd win!
me: *rolls eyes* yes, takuya. now be a good boy and play a video game or something
takuya: yes! resident evil 5, here i come! *runs off* dammit, kouji! its MY turn!
kouji: get lost, moron! i had a really tough time!
takuya: YOU?! what about me?! I'M the one who fought Satan! so i deserve to play!
me: both of you shut up!
takuya and kouji: he started it!
me: im going to kill you two in ten seconds....