Credit to: icanhazlolcatsplz or Icewind for reviewing and eaglefeather15 for reviewing AND giving me the idea. Unintentionally, anyway. Also, credit to Moonkit of WindClan for thinking I'm insane (BECAUSE I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and my cousin, again, for telling me funny stories.

Anyway..........

Date: April 17th |Weather: Sunny and cold| Mood: I AM THE EVIL KING OF THIS DIARY! (Translation: Happily and evily insane)

Evil Diary,

I didn't write in you yesterday. But who ever said that this was a daily diary? Spottedleaf certainly didn't.

Anyway, my cousin, Foxpaw, visited yesterday. Actually, she visited Wednesday, then stayed the night and left yesterday. Whatever. We had a lot of fun. We did stuff. That sort of thing.

Before Foxpaw came over, my mother, Mossfur (according to the Warriors Randomizer), helped me clean my den. It needed it big time. It's not done, but it's better.

Uh oh. Swiftpaw? Why's he coming? Evil Diary, we must hide. One look at a diary that says "Silly Rabbit" will have him teasing me about it for 12 moons.

I must hide you. I will write what happens next later. (Next line: What happens next)

Swiftpaw calls out my name. I hide you, Evil Diary, in my secret bush compartment.

"What are you doing?" Swiftpaw asks me.

"Nothing," I tell him.

"I hear you have a diary," Swiftpaw informs me.

"No, I have a book of things I have to do." I correct him. Lying to StarClan is a strong point of mine, Evil Diary.

"Anyway, StarClan has summoned you," Swiftpaw looks at me weirdly as he gets to the point. "Come with me."

I follow him until we reach a circle of cats. StarClan! Why do they want me?

Bluestar sighs. "You should be punished for trying to change history."

"I'm already being punished for making dirt in Yellowfang's nest." I point out. "Just extend it longer."

Bluestar shakes her head. "No, I already have a different punishment in mine."

"What?" I ask.

"Swiftpaw will join your Evil Council!" Bluestar purrs.

"Okay," I reply. "I'll do that."

Bluestar makes me go back to my den. Now, I open my Evil Diary and write down what happens.

I am finished. I lyed about you, Evil Diary, but I had too. I'm already insane, and it doesn't need to get worse.

~Cinderpaw, the Evil King of Evil Diaries! (EKOED)~

Who remembers Sonic the Hedgehog? You know, it was a Saturday Morning show that only had two seasons and left off at a cliffhanger.

"Blue Streak Speeds By. Sonic the Hedgehog. Too Fast for the Naked Eye. Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic, he can really move! Sonic, he's got an attitude! Sonic; he's the fastest thing ali-i-ive!" ~Sonic the Hedgehog Theme Song, First verse and chorus

Anyway, put your hand up if you do. It's possibly better than Sonic X! Also, put both hands up if you read the comics. Raise your foot if both apply to both.

Yeah.........................................I'm insane.

Goodnight