All right. You all got me. I'd like to thank the four people who reviewed. You inspired me for this entry. WE SHALL HAVE AN EVIL COUNCIL!!!

I am glad I make you all happy. My goal is being reached.

P.S. I didn't think of the King Queen thing with the Evil Diary thing. Oh well. The document is deleted, so I guess we'll conclude that Cinderpaw was really insane last entry. Anyone notice the April 17th thing? Figure it out.

Date: April 18th| Weather: Cloudy???| Mood: Have an Evil Council

Evil Diary,

Swiftpaw made me have an Evil Council. He pushed for it all day yesterday. I was more in the mood for it today so I called for one. I know that you are dying of curiosity, so I'll write down what happened, Evil Diary:

(Note: I'd like to point out that Swiftpaw and Onekit represent no one. That is all.)

I walked over to the lump of moss sticking out of the ground. "Evil Council assemble!" I called out.

Swiftpaw entered immediately. Onekit, who has been lazy about being prompt to my Evil Council meetings, walked in 2 minutes later.

"All right, Evil Council," I replied. "Evil Rollcall. Onekit!"

"Here," Onekit yawned.

"Swiftpaw!" I rollcalled.

"Here, on time," Swiftpaw informed me.

"Good. First order of business: new member. Please welcome Swiftpaw, who has joined as a punishment for me from StarClan." I continued.

"Greetings," Onekit mewed.

"Second order of business: Fireheart. He died. Things aren't going according to plan."

"Why not?" Onekit asked. "He died."

"Because of Firepaw," I replied, glancing at Swiftpaw. "Things won't be in chaos. Not now, not ever."

"Okaaaaaaaaaaay..." Swiftpaw mewed. "Now what?"

"We wait," I answered. "Until 'the right moment'. Right, Onekit?"

"Yes, until 'the right moment'." Onekit replied.

"Now, go away, shoo!" I told them. I walked over to Onekit. "Secret meeting. Just us. By the old tree. Next Saturday."

Onekit nodded and left. I had planned this Evil Council meeting so that Swiftpaw could say nothing except, 'They're waiting for the right moment.' Onekit and I could still plan alone. It just had to be secret.

Now I am waiting in my nest for the right moment. The right moment to go down and become a loner living near ThunderClan territory. Also, Bluestar is getting crazier and crazier by the day, and there'll be a right moment for that too.

Goodbye, Evil Diary. Until we meet again!

~Cinderpaw~

Yes, that contained spoilers for Warriors: The Resurrection and Warriors: Switch. Also, Spring Vacation ends tomorrow, and I won't be on as much. Just to warn you all, I probably won't be on until Thursday/Friday next week. Sorry for the inconvenience! Hope you had a good laugh, even though it was pretty bad. As Warriors: Switch starts and Warriors: The Resurrection continues, I'll have more Evil Councils!