So, this is my first ever all-dialogue little one shot! I had sooooo much fun writing this!!! I'm really excited to hear what you guys have to say, so please leave me a review even if it is to tell me that I should go crawl under a rock and never ever write an all-dialogue story again. LOL, I can handle, really I can! =]

Disclaimer: I don't own Gossip Girl or any of its characters. *tear*

P.S. Thanks again to all those that reviewed and added my last story, "Liars", to their favorites! You guys are loved!!! =D

"Oh. My. God."

"…"

"Oh my God, oh my God!"

"…"

"Oh. My. God. Chuck? Say something, you're scaring me!"

"…"

"Okay, your eyes are popping out of their sockets. Chuck, SPEAK TO ME!"

"B-Bl-Blair…GET…THE HELL..OFF OF ME!"

"Oh my God, Chuck! Oh my God, it's crooked!"

"AHHHHHHH!"

"I'm sorry! Baby, I am so sorry!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"What do I do?! Chuck, what do I do?!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Stop screaming! I can't think!"

"AHHHHHH!!! Fu-AHHHHHHHHHH!"

'Okay, I think I got it!"

"BLAIR! DON'T TOUCH IT!"

"I'm just trying to fix it!"

"What the hell did you do?!"

"ME?! What did I do?! Exactly what you said to do! You told me to spin so I spun! This is soo your fault!"

"My fault?! MY FAULT?! Why don't you be a doll and explain how exactly this is my fault?!"

"Well, if you hadn't been meddling through my stuff you would've never seen my Cosmo, you would've never read the article on "69 Ways to Make Your Lover Scream", and you never would've wanted to try number 32, therefore, we wouldn't be in this predicament!"

"But you screwed up the process!"

"Me?! You were supposed to lean to the right while I spun clockwise. But you, Chuck darling, leaned to the left!"

"No Waldorf, I was supposed to lean to the left while you spun counterclockwise! So, darling, this is your fault!"

"Clearly the pain has made you delusional! Where's my Cosmo?!"

"Seriously Blair?! I may never be able to have sex again and you want to look at the stupid magazine?!"

"I'm going to prove you wrong Bass! Okay…While your lover continues in a steady rhythm, have him lean to the left while you spin count--you're right Bass, we really don't need to be wasting time on this magazine right now."

"I'm sorry, you were going to prove me wrong? I may be physically impaired at the moment but I am always righ--AHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL BLAIR?!"

"What? I was just checking to see if it's still broken."

"Right. Well, do me a favor and don't!"

"You know Chuck… this wasn't a complete failure…"

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"Well, I did make you scream."

"…"

"It was a joke Chuck."

"…"

"Chuck?"

"…"

"Damn."

Thanks soo much for reading! Please review! =]