In case you didn't see the review, yes, Firestar, you may join the story. However, I don' know how you want to fit in to the story, so you probably won't be in it. The next diary will probably be Friday, so if you somehow let me know by then, you can join in how you want. I'm not a big fan of making people angry.
Thank you all for reading + reviewing! I love the way the diary is going!
Date: April 19th| Weather: Average| Mood: POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON: EXPLORERS OF TIME ROCKS!
Evil Diary,
I was asked to do the StarClan Comedy Hour earlier (As far as I know, no one has done this yet. Please just don't ask what it is. I made it up) and I don't think I did too well. I got the best applause from Bluestar, who is getting crazier by the day still. I got a little applause from Spottedleaf so that Bluestar and I wouldn't feel bad, though I could tell she didn't like it. Yellowfang looked like she was going to vomit, and Thunderstar left many times to make dirt, though I think he couldn't stand it.
My best joke was about French Fries. What do they do, Fry the French? Everyone except Bluestar didn't like it, and Bluestar barely even counts. I myself vomited afterwards, and the same was probably true for many others. I get the feeling that they won't be asking to have me on StarClan Comedy Hour soon. The best part was when Raggedstar vommited twice in a row before he was escorted outside. This was because he ate too much though, not because of my act. He assured me of that.
Swiftpaw asked to have a word with me afterwards. I asked him what he wanted, and he said that he wanted to have another Evil Council meeting soon. I told him to put a mouse in it and that I had a Bad Author Convention (BAC) to attend, and it would have to wait a while. He shrugged and left.
It is true, I did go to the BAC. (Another thing I made up) When I got there, I was alone. I was late too. Then I realized something horrible. I am the only member of the BAC!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I founded the BAC. No one has joined yet. Yellowfang commanded I found it, and she recently made a new law for it: I can't allow anyone to join it starting now. Which means I will always be the only member of the BAC. Evil Diary, that is sad news. Here's what happened next:
I sighed and sat on the patch of moss in the center. "Bad Author Rollcall," I moaned. "Cinderpaw, here. All members present, President Cinderpaw. That is good, Secretary Cinderpaw. Treasurer Cinderpaw, how much freshkill do we have? One mouse, President Cinderpaw. All right BAC, time to dig in. Thank you President Cinderpaw."
I ate the mouse and moved on. "Secretary Cinderpaw, any news? None, President Cinderpaw, except that I am the only member forever. The OMF!!!(Only Member Forever) Thank you Secretary Cinderpaw. Vice President Cinderpaw, do you have any duty? Not really, President Cinderpaw. Thank you, Vice President Cinderpaw. Meeting Adjourned. Thank you President Cinderpaw!"
Then I left the meeting and walked back to the den. I decided that being an Author was too boring, and I resolved to be better at putting humor into stories. In fact, I'm already doing better, I hope.
Until Friday, BEDF
~Cinderpaw~
Yes, BEDF means Best Evil Diary Forever. I hoped you enjoyed the BAC. StarClan Comedy Hour and BAC do not exist as far as I know. If a BAC exists, I will consider joining it. lol.
~Cinderpaw~