ok, the swine flu is too close to home. in fact, i'm not feeling good. guees what, it's a chapter about swine flu.

note; the shift button was not used in the making of this indroduction.

first; we have previews. 3, in fact.

Coming this fall....

"When'd that happen?" -Cinderpaw

A story unfolds........

"THERE ARE TRUTH TO THESE WORDS." -Teapot

A story about...................

"Oh no," -Blackstar

THE NINTENDO DS!

What happens when the warriors learn the secrets of pictochat? Find out...this fall.

Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors, Nintendo, or the ability to eat pie. That ability lies within others.

2:

Coming this fall...........a story unfolds.............a story called............SWITCH!

A noble leader, in the Dark Forest? A dead evil cat, a kittypet? A medicine cat as leader?

Find out in.....................Warriors: Switch.

Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors or Dunkin' Doughnuts.

3:

Coming, again, this fall............there is a prophecy..................about three.............but wait, there's...FOUR?

Hollyleaf, Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Spottedfur, Leafpool, and a mysterious two loners star in...Warriors: Dark Forest.

Disclaimer: I do not own Long Shadows. I mean, I own a COPY of it, but I didn't write it. I'm ALTERING it.

Anyway, a diary entry must be entered...

Date: May 5th. 2009| Weather: Windy and cloudy| Mood: possibly sickly? tired

Evil Diary,

Have you heard of the Swine Flu? It's a flu that came from swines and started in Mexico. Now it's in the Forest of the U.S.

The two closest cases to the Den are in "Syracuse" and "Sandy Creek".

What a minute...this "Sandy Creek"...IT'S VERY CLOSE TO MY DEN!

This calls for a BAC meeting!

BAC meeting, Cinco de Mayo...

I looked at Onekit. "This is serious. I have a pretty fair chance of catching the Swine Flu." I tell him.

Onekit doesn't reply. He just looks at me sickly. I look at him again and realize...he has SWINE FLU!

Now I remember...his den is at the "Sandy Creek". He must have caught it.

"GO HOME!" I scream. "THIS MEETING IS OVER, CONTAGIOUS CAT!"

I run for my den and sadly rip a page out of you, Evil Diary. I write this upon it.

"Welcome to the den of Cinderpaw! Onekit has Swine Flu, so all Evil Council and BAC meetings are canceled until further notice. Thank you! ~Cinderpaw~"

Now then, how do I put the definition of immigration in my own words? "Moving into a population" is as simple as it gets...

Hmm..............maybe "Joining a species in a different ecosystem?"

Yes, that is my answer.

Quickly, I must stop the reign of Picto-Chat!!!!!!!!!!!!

So long!

~Cinderpaw~

Sorry it's so short, but not much is happening...

The immigration thing is from my homework.

Also, the Picto-Chat story is not on yet. I am finishing it up, it is short. So yes, I will give you a hint why Picto-Chat's reign must stop.

Not an actual quote:

"Seriously, Firestar, you can do better than Cinderpaw. She doesn't like you. In fact, she made you go crazy from your memories in an unpublished fanfiction" -Catmint

Who is Catmint?

Will I publish this unknown fan-fic?

Who is responsible for this Picto-Chat reign?

WHO ATE THE LAST DOUGHNUT??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

All will be answered in time. Be patient, the fall and very early summer await you.

~Cinderpaw~

P.S. Warriors: The Book of Random. Yes, it's about random things that never happened. I already have a story and I'm making it today!!!